Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Two Stories

I know Friday is the usual day for announcements but I wanted to let you know I will be here all day tomorrow or at least until the booze kicks in. Thanksgiving is never the hard day for me to blog it is the day after but I will be here on Friday. Half comatose but here.

I have two very good sources when it comes to this particular celebrity. She is a permanent A list celebrity. Nothing will ever take her off that perch. Sure, she is not at the peak of her fame any longer but she will have A+ list name recognition until she dies so that kind of gives her A list celebrity status permanently too. There are two stories of why she broke up with her boyfriend. I know lots of you don't even know she broke up with her boyfriend but she did. The reason though is disputed. Both good sources. I can't decide which is right. maybe they both are.

#1 - Her boyfriend was with our celebrity on a vacation. The celebrity caught her boyfriend and her daughter in bed together and broke it off. Here is my problem with that version. I'm not sure the celebrity would care. It is not like our celebrity has never cheated. yes it is with her daughter but her daughter is of legal age where the incident happened. I also find this one hard to believe just because I always thought the boyfriend actually preferred men and was sucking it up for the fame and fortune of being with the celebrity.

#2 - Our celebrity broke up with the boyfriend shortly after she hooked up with her A list ex. A few months ago the two did hook up. There is no question about that. She thought it would be fun to see how he had changed since they split and she got caught up in what all women get caught up with him which I just don't see. Instead of one night together they ended up spending three and he has cut back on his hookers the past couple of months while talking to his ex. They are still together. They don't see each other very often but they do get together at least once every couple of weeks.


40 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Madonna

VIPblonde said...

(with Sean Peen for #2)

Cleodacat said...

Good guess VIP, I'm on board.

KT said...

a few new diseases to pass between them a few new bruises... sad. They're like magnets.

RangersGirl said...

Yep, Madge & Sean Peen are in Haiti together.

Bacon Ranch said...

Melanie?

Madonna would work but which one is the A? Penn is (unfortunately) A+ according to original Ent ratings, Oscar and all.

AndrewBW said...

Oh. My. God.

sandybrook said...

Damn VIP that was real good!

VIPblonde said...

Also, this is completely ripped off from Today's DM. Apparently Enty's two very good sources are "Daily" and "Mail"

Kimstyle said...

^^ haha

Kimstyle said...

I like the guess, but I don't even know Madonna's boyfriend's (now ex) name? Did he really get fame and fortune from dating her?

sandybrook said...

Looks like Sean has been partaking in some of Haiti's or the Dominican's good shit!
As far as Lourdes the acorn never falls far from the tree.

Seven of Eleven said...

@VIP

auntliddy said...

Good, they stay together and save 2 other people, is my take on it.

msgirl said...

Well I always heard that Penn was the love of her life.

Funny story - my husband was getting tickets at Lincoln Center for a play, and as he's putting away his wallet etc he hears a voice exploding because his comp tickets weren't in the front row as requested. Sure enough it's Penn with Madonna who was trying to calm him down. Well when we saw the play we realized the reason - the front row was splattered with water HAHAHA I hope he got soaked!

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Basil said...

I wouldn't have guessed Madonna, but she does fit. As for Penn, for whatever reason, she has always said he was the love of her life.

JoElla said...

Is Madge's daughter "legal age" yet?

Jennifer H. said...

Obviously, if only one of your two "good sources" is right, then you actually don't have two good sources, do you?

Tara said...

Why would she all these years later go back to this piece of shit? I get a breakup and a quick reunion with an abuser but all these years later? I guess she thinks he changed.

Renoblondee said...

Ti quote Michael K. Baby Brahim is his name

Cecilia00 said...

@JoElla - she just turned 17. I thought the same thing but then read the "where it happened" part

Renoblondee said...

Nope. Lourdes is 17. Same age as my girl.

HannahBanana said...

Madonna for sure. I knew the day would come when Lourdes would start stealing her boys from her. Heheheheee

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Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Msgirl - Ahahahaha!!! That story makes me much happier than it should. The only downside is the water (providing he did get hit) obviously didn't cause him to melt.

Tina Mallette said...

Did Sean actually beat her when they were married - possible he didn't dare go that far with her, she strikes me as someone who could have beat him up if provoked and he just got more bitter after their divorce? They seem to claim to have maintained a friendship. Usually if a woman makes the break from an abuser she's not maintaining a friendship. Not like they had any children that forced them to stay in touch.

Renoblondee said...

@Tina The story I've always heard is that he beat the pulp out of her and tied her with rope to a chair one night and that is why she finally left. He had supposedly been beating her on the regular before that.

car54 said...

Wendy Williams was just reporting today that Lourdes is going away to college here in the US.

MissMoPR said...

Have there been rumors of Penn being gay though?

MissMoPR said...

Nm. I got it.

Count Jerkula said...

Dude got a tough stomach, as I wouldn't go through Madonna to get to Lourdes. I would pretend to date Madonna while having sex with Lourdes as payment, but sex with Madonna just couldn't happen. That betch is barf-tastic.

Wait. I just remembered the Kaballah Krap and the fake British accent. I couldn't even pretend to date Madonna.

CJ said...

Oh, ew.

neviepoo said...

Hope they really get back together...WOW.

Vera L- said...

Lourdes went to the School for the Performing Arts in NYC (friend's son was a fellow student, he's now a freshman in college). No surprise she's in college close to home.

Derek Harvey said...

Madonna just posted a pic of her and Sean together in Haiti with her youngest children

VintagePrincess said...

Didn't Madonna claim to be a super strict parent who didn't even allow her kids to watch tv? seems like sleeping with mom's bf would be frowned upon.

di butler said...

Lol, well poop.So much for me getting here so late and believing the crew wouldn't have it figured out. Madge must be over the mental and physical abuse stuff now, huh? Wish I knew THAT secret.

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Anna said...

How about a spin on the theme?


Robin Wright, Ben Foster, Dylan Penn.


Robin and Sean Penn

Her career is going well in that Netflix series, though.