Thursday, December 19, 2013

Blind Item #2

This A list reality star/producer/celebrity promised his main significant other that he wouldn't hook up with any escorts or strippers until after the new year. That promise lasted all of about three days. When she came back home after shopping she said he was gone and found out later he had gone to see a baker which is his term for a hooker.

15 comments:

Kristin said...

Simon

Freya said...

Simon.

Seachica said...

Ryan Seacrest. It doesn't say the stripper/hooker is female

snookiemonster said...

Could she honestly expect any different?

FSP said...

Phil Robertson

Kristin said...

But what's with the after New Years hooker promise? What in the reverse-New-Years-resolution shit is this?

trainrides said...

Simon COW(ell)

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ FSP!

Renee Ortiz said...

@FSP....awesome! LOL

Meanie Rhysie said...

R
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will not be happy, FSP!!!

FSP said...

Duh

auntliddy said...

Kristin is right! What sort of backwards soccerery is this? Is it the bizarro world?

Iceberg said...

Maybe that's when the baby's due?

ddwprincess said...

So weird...who resolves to go BACK to sleeping with strippers in the new year?! That being said, my guess is Simon.

di butler said...

Simon's baby mama doesn't want him to see any butchers until after the new year, because of the coming new spawn's imminent arrival. Just for appearances. They're never gonna be together and be this cute little family, they've already hammered out the contract details.