Sunday, December 22, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

January 2, 2007

This A list actress has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved. EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big, just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair. When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let her play her game.

Academy Award winner/frequent visitor to random photos.

31 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

reese..."mommy Im too big for the stroller"
"shut up and get your ass in there or your gonna get another southern ass whoopin. damn it is not noon yet mommy needs a cocktail!"

FrenchGirl said...

Reese or Gwinnie

Candyland said...

Her kids would have been the right age back when this was written. AND, it was before her little drunken incident...

lesbianeatwhat said...

i've done something similair this a few times, but on accident. Pushing the stroller placing things ontop, like work boots, and walkin out the door lol.

sandybrook said...

Reesie has the good girl image notsomuch GOOP.

FrenchGirl said...

i never though Witherspoon could be shoe fetish:she always seems to wear the same shoes and the one movie when she could be shoe fetish is THIS MEANS WAR

The Real Dragon said...

We all have some were fetish. Picking shoes are probably the least of her problems

The Real Dragon said...

I meant weird lol

Count Jerkula said...

Even good girls crave being bad. The adrenaline released while feeling "alive" can be quite addictive. That is why the Whurdle Whore said she escorted. Not that she needed the money, she needed the excitement.

MISCH said...

I was trying on shoes in DSW next to woman with a stroller …her kid was really too big for it…
She said she was going to walk around and see how the very expensive sandals felt…she did and then
she walked right out with 2 pairs of shoes and only the empty boxes left to tell the tale.
Very slick but not unusual…

V said...

Not that I have, but it is so easy to steal shoes, especially somwhere like DSW or Macy's during one day sales.

Sean said...

Greasy Ressie. Definitely.

auntliddy said...

I am against stealing.

Cindy Wheeler said...
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Sprink said...

Did she leave the stroller/kid behind? Ha.

Harlow17 said...

they should just send her a bill. stealing is so stupid. what if the salesperson has to pay for what she takes? only an asshole would do something like this

Laninna said...

They don't want to lose her business? What business? She doesn't buy anything!

Krissie said...

Getting cheap thrills from shoplifting? Is she 14 years old??

And yes the salespeople might have to pay for the shoes she took. Bet the shoes are all brands that cost $500 and up. Poor salesgirls.

MISCH said...

Look what they did to Winona Ryder….

Rosso said...

I kept thinking Kate Winslet while I read this but ages for her kids probably don't work anyway.

Also is she just stealing the shoes or what?

Miss S. said...
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Kitty said...

Laninna beat me to it with this comment: They don't want to lose her business? What business? She doesn't buy anything!

Tyger Lilly said...

@auntliddy - lol.. That just sounds funny. Not sure if too many people would argue with that (or admit to it!).

Lydia Bennett said...

Whoever it is, it sounds like she isn't very smart. Doesn't she know what happened with Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting? Goop fits.

Aoife said...

There are some small stores in NYC that won't allow strollers in for this very reason.

A thief is a thief is a thief, Oscar or not.

di butler said...

Laura Jean, "Do.you know who I am?" Poon! Reese hasn't had the best year, has she?

Sherry said...

How did I miss all these other blinds yesterday?

And yeah, they aren't losing any business just merchandise.

wahoowifey said...

Exactly my thoughts!!!

Eros said...

Julia Roberts

ninotchka said...

At the time it was first posted, the popular guess was Reese, especially with the emphasis on squeaky clean reputation.

These merchants get their money one way or another. When Farrah would go around shoplifting, the shops just sent the bills to Aaron Spelling and, later on, to her people.

Ktamc said...

Reese was wasted and recently arrested. Not exactly clean.