Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 10, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was the biggest star in the world back in the day is aging rapidly and in bad health. He has a nurse on call 24 hours a day, but none of his nurses will do anything special for him so every night he has a hooker come to his house and pretend to be a nurse and does what hookers do.

Burt Reynolds

19 comments:

sandybrook said...

I guess hes seen too many porn movies where nurses screw the patients with their unis, stockings and white shoes on. :( I doubt a professional nurse does that type of bedside manner if she values her paycheck and employment benefits.

Melissa said...

Every night? Guess he's not in *that* poor health! Heh.

Count Jerkula said...

Get it, Burt. If the hooker aint up to snuff that night, just think of Sally Fields' lil butt from back in the day. That is what I do.

Derek Harvey said...

Anyone seen the movie Gummo?? "I wanna mustache dammit I wanna be Burt Reynolds"

Majik said...

Dunno why this makes me go "awwwww..." :(

Sherry said...

I seriously doubt he gets much more than a sponge bath from either. Ain't no was Peepaw can get it up at his age.

fancyscreenname said...

Poor Burt...

When I am this old I hope EVERYTHING goes at the same time. It seems like torture to have the body go..the mind starts slipping..but the peen still thinks its SIMON COWELL.

Stacey Charter said...

hahahahaha so well said @fancyscreenname. From now on, my term for a horny man will be - He thinks his penis is simon cowell! LMAO

fancyscreenname said...

@Stacy.

We should use "SIMON COWLING" to describe over active penises.

Lol. ;^)

Flora Goforth said...

Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?

Gypsytrill said...

Burt has been in the closet his entire career. Is the hooker/nurse who sees to his "special needs" male or female?

Sean said...

I can think of worse ways to spend your final days.

Beth said...

Good for him, whatever flavor he chooses

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahaha fancy! I am totally using that

Freya said...

Pretty sure this one was good ol' Jack.

B. Profane said...

"Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?"

Yep, but a lot of ER nurses are pretty fit and fill out their scrubs nicely.

I can kind of sympathize with Burt. He has back and knee problems from playing football and I have the same legacy sports dings. A nurse who's just shot your butt full of Demerol due to a bulging disk can seem mighty purty.

Frosty said...

Him old, but him not dead.

Henriette said...

I don't feel sorry for him. He was a major a-hole to Sally Field and Loni Anderson. Karma is a bitch.

cowbulls said...

Every night? I guess he wants to go out with a bang.