Sunday, December 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 31, 2012

What former A list celebrity and now a C+ actress/singer has her boy toy hooked up to GPS through his phone. Now she knows wherever he is at all times. He does not have to check in with her when he goes out, but he is required to always answer when she calls and to reply to her texts within 5 minutes. Hey, but at least she gives good presents.

Jennifer Lopez

29 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Insufferable cunt has to pay for dick. LOL!

laura ramona said...

I got one too. pitty it s getting frozen sometimes showing always a previous location. damn lol. My bf must be confused.

Renoblondee said...

Ah JLo. LOL

Freya said...

She needs to start a Bennifer II.
Is Ben Stein available?

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO @Count
To make matters worse she is paying for BISEXUAL cock at that, she couldn't even pay for straight dick, lmao

Sherry said...

That made me laugh Montana.

Freya said...

@Montana LOL

V said...

She should hookup with Eva Mendes, Eva's supposed stank pussy, JLo's supposed stank breath...they're perfect for each other.

sandybrook said...

You would think the way she looks she wouldnt have to pay for companionship and good dick.

Count Jerkula said...

@Montana: Good one. I bet the dude is only straight for pay though.

rosie riveter said...

Go SEAHAWKS!!! best city ever!! Fuckyes

lc said...

Backing you up Rosie!
Let' go SEAHAWKS
LET'S GO!

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Tina Mallette said...

Do you think she even has sex with him?

Harlow17 said...

so shes like his stalker mom. time to reevaluate your life jlo

TalksTooMuch said...

Soooo, if I was going to pay for sex to someone I didn't trust, let's just say that Casper Smart would be so far down the list that he would have to pay to see it

Derek Harvey said...

I really find him unattractive....Between Casper and Marc Anthony she seems to be going for sickly looking men with bony faces lately...I think she would be a good match for Kanye when his contract with Kimmy is done

auntliddy said...

Derrick, you right, shes into boney cadaver faces. Ugh. Hooe she finds happiness. This guy aint it.

MadLyb said...

Some people are so delusional and narcissistic that they need to feel like they are so desirable that they are the only ones who can turn a gay. (No, you can't, honey.)

Del Riser said...

I think it's just easier for her to pay someone, than to put in the effort to have an actual relationship that she might not be able to control.
She has crappy taste in men!

Go Seahawks!

Tru Leigh said...

No amount of keeping tabs on him is going to make him straight honey.

Its just U said...

Why would anyone pay for a short arse, Alan Harper lookalike to pretend to be your boyfriend?
I don't care either way about JLo but the woman is beautiful. Surely some hot guy would do her for free?

di butler said...

Baby Huey Smart is a leased piece? That just makes me question all of Madonna's boy friends, now. ��

Anothergrayhare said...

Ben Affleck was handsome, but her other choices are scary. Mark looks like a skeleton but he's loaded, so I get that one. Casper isn't remotely attractive. With all the gorgeous men out there, gay or straight, surely she can pay one whose at least pleasant to look at.

tookiesmum said...

Count, I thought the exact same thing. I want to buy you a drink.

tookiesmum said...

Or I will put a cool toy in your Xmas stocking...your choice.

D Brown said...

I am wrong for enjoying the fact she's now rated C?

D Brown said...

I am wrong for enjoying the fact she's now rated C?