Monday, December 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's Show Called Most Unreal Reality Show Ever- Exclusive

Editors who have worked on the new Lindsay Lohan OWN project have told me they think it is the most unreal reality show they have edited. "Reality shows always have set up story lines but hers are the most contrived I've ever seen. There's all this footage of her screaming and yelling at the producers and cameramen and they use the footage of her talking about how she wants to start a charity or how wonderful her family is or writing a tell all book when she says in other footage not added that she wouldn't ever tell anyone anything about herself unless she has too. The real reality is the footage we're being ordered not to use. This is supposed to be a PG-13 Lindsay that the whole family can love and watch. They don't even want us to show her smoking which is almost impossible since her fingers are usually wrapped around one."

You know if Oprah was a part of it that the show would be light and not show the truth. Oprah doesn't like the truth about celebrities. Oprah likes her perceived version of what a star is or should be and in a reality show she gets to create what she wants Lindsay to be and hopes to get high ratings and if Lindsay gets some acting gigs I wouldn't be shocked to hear that Oprah gets a piece of that action.

27 comments:

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oprah wants a return of the old Star system. Shovel BS kneepads type propaganda to a gullible public and use the real dirt to blackmail them into kissing her already capacious ass.
Good luck on the Lohan

Jennabean said...

Soo everything we've come to except from her?? Lies and liquor lohan. Can she just self destruct in peace ? Unloved gossip and normally when people say that I roll my eyes but I feel morbid reading about her cause the most shocking thing about li-ho is that she's alive and not in jail.

Jennabean said...

Spellcheck you bitch!
* I love gossip

0_0 said...

Turn off your spellcheck! If you went to junior high, you shouldn't need it.

aemish said...

Any cracks in the Oprah veneer, I'll take.

AJ said...

Yes, but despite being educated, itty bitty phone screens
& buttons will get me every time.

Sherry said...

And reality show I'm not watching. Ho hum.
And yeah Okra is so far removed from real life she shouldn't have anything to do with a reality show.

Gypsy said...

Oprah can suck it. I never liked her. Her sad, pathetic obsession with celebudooshes like the Klan and the Lohabilitation Project has not promoted her in my opinion in any way. She had so much potential to do so many things, but the desperation to be liked by such unseemly characters is gross to watch.

Count Jerkula said...

I bet you Oprah dangled the money and "get your career back on track" to get a taste of the firecrotch.

Jennabean said...

O_O.. Actually I just got my nails
Done and
I hit some extra buttons a lot
While I'm tryin to get used to them. But thank you for being so concerned about my education.

Jacq said...

You're at the nail salon at 7am??

Jacq said...

Oprah is a blithering idiot for getting in the Lohan cesspool in the first place. The only thing that each with get from this deal is what they each deserve. I'm waiting for oprah to eventually throw LiHo under the bus for some trouble she will inevitably find herself in without excuse - you know it's coming...

Runswithscissors said...

@count, I don't think oprah is stupid enough to jump on that bandwagon with a mother and father hungry for gossip stories to sell about her daughter. Oprah should know that Linds is such a train wreck she will talk one day.
Oprah still believes she is Female Jesus, put on this earth to save one soul at a time. She talked one time on a tv interview how she was meant for great bible-like, preacher, Jesus respresentative on earth, help others. Not in those words, but pretty much.
She talked about how her name is from the bible and she's always known that is her destiny.

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Jennabean said...

10:30 in nj and
No I went last night and as you can see from my word spacing my nails and phone are
Still trying
To make a truce. I'll get there just gimme a couple
Hours to used
To them!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Wow Count, I never thought of that,( and my naivete is right now being laughed as cynicism screams " of Course!" And elbows naive in the gut) you couple that with her " I know better" BS and a stay is reborn...

MISCH said...

and now she's shopping a book……oh great more lies

AJ Productions said...

Shocking, a reality show that is not reality. You just ruined tv for me...Next, you will ruin the easter bunny and santa claus by telling us they are having an illicit affair behind Mrs. Claus back.

Derek Harvey said...

I was REALLY interested in seeing this when it was first announced. I no longer have any interest in watching it. It sounds worse than that other one they did "Living Lohan". That show was a joke and Lindsay was not even on it. They tried to make Dina look smart and tough but she came-off as an idiot. She flew a guy half way across the country to stay at their house and work on Ali's "music" career. She was like 14 and he was like 30!!! and a complete stranger...so fucked up

Glitter said...

Will. Not. Watch.

amanda_jf said...

I've heard the Lilo will debut her tell all book on Oprah and call it "a million little lies" then Oprah's Gary will shoot her Minge.... at least that's what I've heard.

timebob said...

@Amanda from your text to god's ears

If her show was as lame as the Oprah interview I will not watch either. Oprah can't do reality shows because she wants to pretend they are 'documentaries' paint drying would be more exciting than watching the over edited version of Lindsay's contrived life and having to listen to her cracky smokers/asthma voice now

Brenda L said...

I'm doing my part and not watching. Together we CAN DO IT, people!

auntliddy said...

Oprah should pull plug on this, and kiss money goodbye. She took a shot with a junkie and surprise, surprise, it didnt work out. This girl is hopelessly addled, and they should show the real her, not the edited stuff. Now that wld be a show!

Harlow17 said...

why would anyone want to watch her on anything? shes a disgusting person and so fug now

texas rose said...

I'm sure her 'reality show' will be just as real as her tell all autobiography she is supposedly writing.

MadLyb said...

...And nobody watched.