Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio spend an hour two hanging out at the premiere of their new movie before getting down to the women and booze.

Matthew M was there with his wife but left his bongos at home.
Margot Robbie looks amazing.
Orlando Bloom was there because he loves a Leo party.
Martin Scorcese was there with his wife and
Rob Reiner brought his.
Jon Favreau is in his middle of the road phase between skinny and fat.
Miley Cyrus wearing the shortest shorts she could find in Miami.
Maggie Gyllenhaal makes sure her daughter eats right on the way to school.

27 comments:

Violet said...

Wasn't Miranda meant to have had an affair with Leo? Which would make it a bit odd for Orlando to turn up at this thing?

The Dude said...

Please stop the Miley photos, they make me ill.

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

Favreau & Doucheface Hill both do that with the weight…up and down, up and down. They must have HUGE (no pun) closets full of clothes to fit all sizes.

NapAssasin said...

Scorcese's wife looks like she is. not. having. it.

I bet Jonah is a sweaty lover. eww.

mrs dixon said...

I was thinking the same thing. Awkward!

fancyscreenname said...

Lil Maggie is so cute.

__-__=__ said...

Leo is resembling Jack Nicholson so much! Jonah looks like a woman. Favreau totally lost what litle hot he had. Must be karma.

parissucksliterally said...

Favreau was such a cute dude....what a mess now.

Miley - your legs are long, but completely shapeless. Put some fucking pants on. Fuck.

skimpymist said...

I will not watch this movie for the simple fact that jonah turdhill is in it. He thinks he's so powerful cause he's friends with leo. One of these days leo will kick him to the curb like he does to his models.

Kristin said...

This is the second time in as many weeks Orlando has shown to a Leo event. That's... Embarrassing?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

jonah and leo two douche bags together at last!

MK for short said...

Something about Miley's boots are just...blech.

Maggie's kid looks just like a cross between her and Peter. So cute.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I totally see Peter Skarsgaard in Maggie's daughter's face! So cute! Miley bugs the CRAP out of me, but on the other hand, she is a child star just growing up, so I'm waiting to reserve judgment on her. Still wish she'd cover up a little more, less is more girl, less is more.

MBK said...

Miley is irritating, for sure, but I would kill for legs that long.

Iceberg said...

Maybe Orlando and Leo are into sharing chicks?

Sylvia said...

Miley looks like a tramp...

Maggie's daughter is so cute looking. Looks like her mom..

Find Jonah Hill annoying and he is not even a good actor...

Runswithscissors said...

Leo will kick him out of his entourage the way Brad did, oh pls pls pls make that day come soon!

Dizzel said...

I want to slap that shit-eating grin off of Jonah Hill's face.

Jonah, news flash, you'll always be an angry, self-loathing loser no matter whose company you keep.

Kristin said...

@Dizzel YASSSS! Do you see the way he gazes at Leo in those photos? Very Single White Female.

NaughtyNurse said...

Favreau IN THE MIDDLE between skinny and fat???? Really??? If he was a woman, you'd be saying she must have just swallowed Santa Claus!!

rosie riveter said...

Hahahaha Thats about right

Hegg said...

Why say J Favreau is in between skinny and fat? This is called being healthy average.
HW messes with your optical senses man!!

Kara said...

I used to live in Miami. Trust me. Miley COULD find shorter shorts.

Sherry said...

I'm thinking Jon Favreau has surpassed thin.

Kassandra said...

Agree with @parissucksliterally. So sick of Miley pictures and seeing her in fucking shorts. Sick.of.it.

Erik said...

I fucking hate Leo. He ruins ever movie he's in.

Ruby said...

That's Miley's conservative look