Monday, December 16, 2013

Today's Blind Items- Everyone Cheats

A movie being delayed because it stinks is not that uncommon. This particular movie has been delayed a few times and the awfulness is because of the constant walkouts and missing people on the set. The movie didn't take that long to shoot and it seems like everyone had sex with each other and got angry at each other which caused some horrible acting performances and people getting upset and taking a day off and in one case a husband showed up on the set with a gun looking for the married former A list mostly television actor who had been having sex with his thisclose to permanent B list mostly movie actress wife. Yeah, he was upset.

Oh, there is the former almost A list mostly movie actress who is convinced she can turn a man straight. She is willing to try even harder when the man is good looking and used to be married. The actor who divides his time between movies and a really popular television show though hated it and felt like he was being harassed and missed about ten percent of the shooting days just to avoid the actress. If she wants to give me a call, I am available.

The male lead of the movie had his own issues because he was being followed all the time by four or five guys who kept telling the actor they were going to kill him because they rightfully suspected he was having sex with their boss' girlfriend while they were on set. All the time.

35 comments:

megan00m said...

I. Am. Confused.

Lil P said...

So Neil Patrick Harris would be the guy who the actress was going after to make him straight

MontanaMarriott said...

Not sure NPH was married before. I am assuming married would be to a woman here.

Seven of Eleven said...

47 Ronin (Keanu Reeves) was delayed for a year and is coming out Christmas Day.

Labor Day with Kate Winslet and Douche Canoe Josh Brolin is also coming out Christmas Day.

Not sure if either movie fits but I thought Winslet for the second paragraph with all of Entern's fawning over her the other day.

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Karen said...

NPH has never been married; he and Burtka are engaged (they might have had a commitment ceremony before gay marriage was legalized, though?).

tara17 said...

Was about to dismiss NPH because of the "used to be married" line, but it doesn't actually say that this particular actor was married. The actress just tries even harder when any guy used to be married.

tara17 said...

Don't think the movie is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, because voice actors don't usually record their lines together. They come in one at a time.

tara17 said...

I think the movie might be Zach Braff's project starring Jim Parsons, "Wish I was Here". Imdb: Filming for the movie took 25 days, beginning on August 5, 2013 in Los Angeles. Filming concluded on September 6, 2013.

FrenchGirl said...

not 47 Ronin because it was very long to film and they even reshooted some scenes and additional scenes
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/universal-takes-over-editing-47-ronin-as-director-carl-erik-rinsch-removed-studio-adds-love-scene-dialogue-more-20120920

aemish said...

"whew".. glad it's not my beloved Keanu

FrenchGirl said...

@tara17
it's not delayed ,it just starts the post prod

FrenchGirl said...

not LABOR DAY :the reviews praise the acting

Kristin said...

Trying to make Sin City: Dame to Kill for work
Production delayed
Chris Meloni (A list married does tv and movies)
Jessica Alba (former almost A who keeps hitting on him)

Robert Rodriguez as the boss. JGL as the male lead.

Jaime King as the permanent B?

I'm probably way off.

sandybrook said...

Its the married part that throws everyone off. We are looking for an apparently gay or bi actor who was married to someone and is on a popular Tv show.

jes7o said...

How about Foxcatchers? It has quite the cast of characters and has been delayed.... Channing Tatum for the male lead, Steve Carrell for the married mostly television actor....Sienna Miller...yeah...quite the cast...

Kristin said...

I'm not sure the tv actor is actually supposed to be gay. I think Enty was demonstrating how irresistible she thinks she is to men.

Karen said...

I think we're still looking for a gay man who "used to be married." @tara17, you're right that it says that's what the actress likes, and not necessarily describes the actor--except why would it specify "used to be married"? Who targets guys who are gay and used to be married? Why not gay and never married? Why not gay and currently married? It just seems like a weird description unless it pertains to the actor in the blind.

The blind doesn't say that the actor is out, but I do think we have to look for someone who is divorced...or a widower.

FrenchGirl said...

Sin City :Dame looks a good guess

BUT the production has been delayed ,they recast some actors during the filming ,it finished in march and the post production is long&intense so it looks a little short for a release this year (Sin City will release in 2014)

Lila said...

clooney

FrenchGirl said...

FOXCATCHERS 'release is delayed because this year,Oscar's contenders were too strong/crowded and they hope a nod for Carell and SONY pictures yet has 3 movies (Her,american Hustle,Captain Philips)to defend

di butler said...

Agree this sounds like "Wish I Were Here." Donald Faison for the formerly A list mostly tv actor banging the this close to permanent B list mostly movie actress. The one I'm struggling with is: A list mostly movie actress that can turn gays straight. Is it possible Ashley Greene is A list in any world, after Twilight? Jim Parson for they gay dude not into it. The actor banging the bosses girl friend that's the lead-Josh Gad?!?

EllenPo said...

Grace on Monaco has also been pushed back. But other than the fact that Tom Roth starred in Lie to Me on tv I don't connect the other clues.

di butler said...

Wish I Were Here is a tough sell. I guess it's Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Christopher Meloni banging Jaime King, hubby pissed, Kate Hudson for former A Lister who can vagmatize even gays, or maybe this is Alba? Dude screwing Rodriguez GF, Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Hegg said...

http://screenrant.com/seventh-son-movie-release-date-delay-warner-bros-universal/

di butler said...

I only know 3 of the actors in Seventh Son, Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, and Djimon Hounsou. Just not familiar with the foreign cast..

Renoblondee said...

My brain hurts.

timebob said...

isn't 47 Ronin the most expensive film ever made and i'm hearing it's flopping and it hasn't even hit the US yet. Sounds like another Battleship.

The fact that Keanu allowed himself to be in a bit with Chewy on Chelsea Lately just proves he is desperate to make this a hit.

Lauren Shelley said...

I think this is about that Meryl Streep Julia Roberts movie that keeps being delyed....August: Osage Country
It looks like shit...and they've been showing previews for a year.

MadLyb said...

This sounds awesome, but I have absolutely no clue. Enty, please don't do a half-assed reveal on this. Only a full one will do!

CriticalPeach said...

Ditto

CriticalPeach said...

Ditto

CriticalPeach said...

Ditto

Dennis Ailor said...

A lot of ppl in sin city, and keeps getting pushed back.

Brinin44 said...

gay actor who was married:
Cheyenne Jackson