Thursday, December 19, 2013

Today's Blind Items

I know it is Thursday, but thought I would go with the Four For Friday format because I wish it was Friday. Holiday parties are going to be the end of me.

#1 - This former A list mostly movie actor uses his wife's company to launder his money. She does well in her business but nothing compared to the numbers they allege she is pulling in.

#2 & #3 - Until her baby was born, this A+ list mostly movie actress thought one of her children was the offspring of this A+ list mostly movie actor. Her husband thought it was going to be too.

#4 & #5 - This B list mostly television actress who is married to an A list mostly movie actor beat the crud out of a female escort she hired two weeks ago. Apparently there were drugs involved and our actress caused some internal damage to the other woman. This is going to end up costing millions to keep the other woman from suing and making things public.

24 comments:

Kristin said...

1. ?
2. Julia Roberts and someone from Oceans 12 (2004) or Tom Hanks (2007)
4. Jada

Johnny said...

RDJ

Julia and Denzel

Jada

sandybrook said...

#4 is Jada #1 whoever he is is a criminal

timebob said...

1. Toby Maguire and his wife's Jewelry line washing his unclaimed gambling wins through it.

Seven of Eleven said...

So #4 & #5 are supposed to be Blake and Ryan? I can't imagine Marble Mouth getting all Chloe Moretz on someone.

OT: I read on kissmetrics that Monday and Thursday are the best days for blog traffic. Interesting.

WareCat said...

fuck!
i thought it was wednesday!

A RESIDENT said...

1 Tobey MacGuire
2/3 Natalie Portman and Bradley Cooper
4/5 Jada

Squeezebox said...

I'll take Don Johnson for number 1. He's been investigated for money laundering once before.

califblondy said...

I thought yesterday was Thursday. Crap.

Rosso said...

Did #4 hire the escort for just herself or was it a joint deal for her & the husband?

Sarah said...

Nice catch timebob

Robin said...

#1 Sylvester Stallone.

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Sherry said...

I like Timebobs guess.
And Jada does look like she could kick some ass!

#2 & #3 must be interracial because that would be the indicator right?

Renoblondee said...

This week can't be over fast enough.

crila16 said...

Jada is NOT a B list actress.

PookieTwo said...

Meryl Streep & Nicholson for #2/3. Just because of all the recent revelations about them. The blind didn't say the baby was born recently.

And because I can't think of another current A+ actress married to a non-acting husband with more than one child. Reese & Julia used to be A+ (past tense).

anon said...

Only one that really makes sense so far for #1 is Toby McGuire, through Jen's jewelry biz. Can't think of why Stallone would need to be laundering money.

Agree with the interracial component to #2 but not sure about the timeline with the Julia/Denzel guess. The twins came first and the blind says child, so it would have to be her third kid. Don't think she was working with him that recently.

Jada sounds right for the last one

mw7060a said...

2&3- Mia Farrow/Frank Sinatra/Woody Allen

trudi said...

"Heartburn" was release in July 1986 and Meryl gave birth to a daughter a month later.

Just saying.

EllenPo said...

MW, Mia and Woody weren't married and I would think FS would be an listed as a celeb or legend. Ronan does look so much like FS, it's amazing.

c17 said...

Seriously!? Jada for #4? Will Smith is most famous for being the Fresh Prince (a TV show) and Jada is def *NOT* 'B-List'. Not even close.

Sandy said...

Uh - until recently Will Smith was the number one movie star in the world. Maybe Jada isn't a B (she hasn't been in much since that cable nurse series she did a while back), but the rest of the #4 blind fits both of them.

di butler said...

1) Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer's jewelry line
2) Reece Witherspoon 3) Matthew McConaughey Movie-Mud
4) Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith