Thursday, December 19, 2013

Your Turn

Where were you the first time you had sex?

59 comments:

Tori said...

In a comment thread on CDaN.

FSP said...

With a republican.

RowdyRodimus said...

Somewhere with my dick in a vagina

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I was right there.

crila16 said...

Tori and I live parallel lives.

Flashy Vic said...

With someone else or menage a un?

sandybrook said...

I have a feeling this page will be well read by tomorrow.

MontanaMarriott said...

With a man or a woman? Either way I was on a set, lol JK

fedwaymom said...

In a bed passed out do not remember anything . Woke up the next day and could not remember a thing

fedwaymom said...

In a bed passed out do not remember anything . Woke up the next day and could not remember a thing

AJ said...

Under the stars in a field of grass, surrounded by woods. Perfect spot. Wrong guy. Just wanted to get it over with.

fedwaymom said...

Sorry about the double post . Damn iPhone !!!!!

Brenda L said...

In the back seat of my boyfriend's car...so cliche but true.

asstronaut said...

mommy and daddys bed! how terrible...

Pip said...

Under your mom in her bed. Buuuurn.

TanGyal said...

Couch in my boyfriend's aunt's finished basement smh

WareCat said...

in my canopy bed.

Squeezebox said...

I'd gone with my friends to this guy's apartment expressly to lose my virginity. I'd picked him to do the deed owing to his much greater age and experience. He had no idea what I had planned. The friends were my cover in case he wasn't so inclined.

Turned out he was, so we quickly left my friends and went into his bedroom. I had a brief moment of "WTF am I doing?", then reminded myself that the goal was to get laid for the first time.

So we're in his bed, naked. He was just about ready to do the deed when suddenly, the bedroom door burst open and all these people are in the doorway jeering and cheering us on. He instantly dropped himself on top of me to cover my naked body, so all my friends got to see was his bare ass while he cursed them out.

I loved him for performing that reflexive act of gallantry, even though I'd only met him once before.

parissucksliterally said...

My room at my cousins' house. I was living with them for a while.

JSierra said...

In my dreams

Freya said...

Upstairs at his grandmother's house. We accidentally woke her up and she started beating on the ceiling with her cane. Good times...

Runswithscissors said...

Wondering how the hell did I end up in that situation

trainrides said...

in a parallel universe ;)

BTownGirl said...

@TanGyal...finished basement for me too hahahaha!! Ahhh, romance!

Mama Abroad said...

College dorm room. Late bloomer.

Merlin D. Bear said...

In a car.

OneEyeCharlie said...

An all-girls dorm, on the Philadelphia Main Line, and it wasn't with Mama Abroad.

Boomer monkey said...

Mine was a college dorm room, too.

Renoblondee said...

@Sqeezebox I also chose someone to get it over with, but I met him as planned in his parent's camper trailer.

B. Profane said...

In the backseat at a drive-in, of course. I'm an all-American boy, I lost my cherry the old-fashioned way. Of course, there was a third person in the car at the time....

Kari said...

In his hotel room. He was in my city on vacation.

Sherry said...

Which one, man or woman?

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Do you mean sex with another people? Because it could be two or more dates depending on the person.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Sherry You have my undivided attention

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

My boyfriend's apartment.

B. Profane said...

Hmmm, how does one define lesbian virginity? My bi girlfriend said she lost hers when the head cheerleader went down on her in high school. OTOH, one of my dyke friends considers finger-banging "sex" and won't go down on another women unless she's serious about the relationship. Seems like a grey area, all in all.

Surely I'm not the only one whose first time was at a drive-in.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

a lady never tells... so, my house!

Count Jerkula said...

I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, flipping through Club magazine. Her name was Saber, she was the centerfold.

Erik said...

In my room.

Mama Abroad said...

Lol. For all I remember it could have been you :)

B. Profane said...

My innocence went so fast. I had a succession of older, carnally decadent girlfriends when I was a freshman in high school. I went from playing with Tinker Toys to cunnilingus lessons practically overnight.

AJ said...

Oh and the reason why I chose him was bc looked like Pacey from Dawson's Creek.

AJ said...

@Squeeze
That sounds like something out of a teen movie. LOL. That was rather sweet of him though, to protectively shield you :-)

HolidayinCambodia said...

My law school professor's living room floor, 28 years, two kids in college, and six blocks away from here.

Cee Kay said...

I was in a bed. I'd have hated to be anywhere else! The first time is hard enough.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

The rec room of my ex-girlfriends house while The Exorcist was playing on TV. We were so morbid.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It was Halloween time if that helps explain it.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I can't judge, JBE: graveyard here, when I was 14. No shit, no lie. ;)

Was just talking to him the other day about it. Haven't seen him since I was about 30.

Paint Chips said...

Also at the Drive-in movies.

High Heels said...

Cruise ship cabin. Had like 3 other guys hitting on me in the club and this one took me downstairs. Very common place for Scandinavians to have sex. Everybody gets hammered and then hit on anything with legs.

Wen said...

LOL Glad I'm not the only one to do it in a camper trailer!

Uhhhh... said...

Was it with your cousin?

Nothanksdarlin said...

The back of a Ryder truck

Count Jerkula said...

@NoThanks: I hope you weren't strapped to the wall. A girl should wait until her second or third time before embarking in advanced activities.

Henriette said...

Halloween 1991 watching The Simpsons, it was their special Halloween episode number two.

Wesley Blount said...

In college, with a then-prominent artist in the NYC art scene

Renoblondee said...

@Wen Right back at ya!

headrot said...

raped in an alley behind a supermarket strip mall in my hometown at 13

Count Jerkula said...

@headrot: Ugh, that is horrible. I hope your first consensual time was enjoyable. Big hug to you.