Saturday, January 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 21, 2013

This B+ list singer/celebrity seems to be fading a bit. Her drinking is well documented and apparently she also enjoys getting three or four of her backup dancers to service her orally several times each day. The ones who do so all have a special trait.

Ke$ha

41 comments:

Kristin said...

I'd rather lick a pay phone at a bus station.

Derek Harvey said...

whats the special trait? Not allergic to mold and dirt?

Seven of Eleven said...

The special trait being gay, as has been revealed before.

I can't imagine drunk oral sex as very pleasant, but then again, I asked Renee Z to teach me how to lap dance, so what do I know?

TalksTooMuch said...

What's this with the what now?? How is this NOT Rihanna?? And what trait, other than the ability to inhale glitter? More questions than answers, grasshopper

Derek Harvey said...

or maybe the special trait is no self-respect....

Candyland said...

Some guessed it was a tongue piercing as the special trait.

Unknown said...

on the other hand she sucks and swallows.

Tina Mallette said...

Gay as in female backup dancers? I was thinking they all have pierced tongues. But yikes what a person has to do to keep their job in the music business.

Derek Harvey said...

they should have included that aspect of her life on her boring reality show---woulda made much more interesting television....

RangersGirl said...

Special trait being a biohazard suit?

RangersGirl said...

On the other hand I can't even imagine the depraved things Kesha had to do to get a record deal.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm on board with the popular theory that BIs are written vaguely enough to fit any number of characters, and when something happens, they can be revealed as the person most current in the news. A lot of people guessed Rihanna for this, based on another blind about gay (male) backup singers "orally servicing" her, but Kesha just went into rehab - so lookie there, a reveal starring drunk Kesha!

sandybrook said...

Maybe she pees in their mouth and sucks it out of their throats since she likes drinking her own pee :( claims its healthy after all.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, I, too, would enjoy being serviced orally several times each day!

Jacq said...

So she has three or four people going downtown several times a day? Who has time for that 8-12 times a day??

olliebolliesnollie said...

I thought special trait was à beard. Cuz I know she likes beards.

Gytrash said...

^ Yeah, I was thinking 'bearded,' too.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Well, this is definitely going on my list for when I win a bazillion dollars!!

Get it, girl!!

urban chaos said...

I initially thought piercing but it's probably a beard as mentioned above. All the oral with geared boys must make for some awkward walking after the fact. Though if celeb entourages are always 'servicing' their stars it explains the no pants trend..

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OneEyeCharlie said...

@NaughtyNurse Ditto

surfer said...

Kind of fading? She has a huge hit, Timber, with Pit Bull.

feraltart said...

Jacq, I thought exactly the same as you. But we have to do things, like work, housework etc. maybe you have time for it if you have staff.

NaughtyNurse said...

I would make time for that, Jacq.

sandybrook said...

Nurse I think I need a hospital bed can u arrange a private room pleez?

Renoblondee said...

I also thought piercings. Man, now I'm really turned on. Damn the hubs job!

Alexa Rose said...

Agree that they must have tongue piercings. And damn, how much do they have to get paid to do this?

Its just U said...

Lucky bitch!!

NaughtyNurse said...

Sure! Sponge baths and oral services for all!! What's that Marie Antoinette said? Let them eat…what?

sandybrook said...

And I have plenty of stamina too! Line em up!! Le Gateaux is the French word for cake.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well spank my ass and call me Le Gateaux! LOL!

Just Jen said...

+1

sandybrook said...

A bit OT but not much.

Ke$ha 's mom checked herself into the same rehab facility her daughter is in today to have "post traumatic stress disorder" treated. She blames Dr. Luke for this and his accusations.

cowbulls said...

The trait must be the ability to put your tongue and mouth in a sewer and not throw up.

texas rose said...

The trait might be that they normally toss salads so maybe won't had eating her cooch.

Ice Angel said...

Had to share. Who knew our beloved RDJ could sing??? http://www.videobash.com/video_show/robert-downey-jr-sings-with-sting-and-absolutely-kills-it-1508742

Stepforded said...

@sandybrook - Ke$ha's mother is not doing her daughter any favours at this point in time. She seems to be blaming anyone BUT Ke$ha (and by that, I mean Ke$ha needs to take SOME responsibility for her situation in order to address it properly) - as well as Dr Luke, she's blaming Darren Craig (Ke$ha's former boyfriend - break-up was traumatic for her); and an advisor who told her to do whatever it took to lose 15lbs in a month. Oh, and add to that she told one publication that her daughter doesn't want to be forced to make 'stupid pop music' anymore. Not a good move!

Lucas said...

I know a guy who knows a guy who is on her road crew. As I hear it she parties hard but doesn't get laid as much as you'd think. So I am calling BS on this.

prttylkdrgs83 said...

Long time reader who rarely comments here. I just have to say I agree with Lucas that this blind is BS. I know one of her band member and the only things I've ever heard about her is how much she drinks.

Sunnyhorse said...
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zili amazo said...

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kesha .