Thursday, January 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 25, 2013

This almost A list celebrity/singer who was A+ list a few years ago was cheating on his celebrity girlfriend this week. The woman he was cheating with says the singer wanted her to take his microphone and put it where it would not fit in most people. Yeah. Oh revealed for sure.

John Mayer

38 comments:

VIPblonde said...

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

sandybrook said...

Nah that would stain the seats. Katy doesn't drive on the Hershey Highway?? :(

GhettochipMalfunction said...

I love you.

Marty McFly said...

Hate to say it but Katy seems like she'd take it in the ear canal for him :(.

aemish said...

ow.

aemish said...

lol @McFly

fancyscreenname said...

His mouth? Your average mic doesn't fit there.

texas rose said...

Well, at least no danger in getting her pregnant.

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Renoblondee said...

LOL, but true @Marty!

Count Jerkula said...

If there isn't another dude in the room, then it aint gay.

parissucksliterally said...

Did he shit on her first? he loves scat play.

MollyMo said...

:)

Christina G said...

Of course it fits, his head is up there all the time.

Kristin said...

Wait. Whose pooper is the mic going in?

And look who has decided to slither back into the comments. Hi VIP. :)

Cheryl said...

Let's see her put a guitar up there and then I'll be impressed.

Cheryl said...

@Count-It ain't gay, if it's in a threeway. It's ok, if it's in a threeway.

Kristin said...

@Cheryl With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

timebob said...

Mayer hates women because he was so rejected in High School and is going to use and abuse them until the day he dies he will forever be 16 in his head

All he is doing with Katy is setting her up for one big fall.

crila16 said...

Holy cow. Didn't see the reveal and thought to myself...this is John Mayer.

Why don't women learn? Once a scumbag, always a scumbag. Maybe Charlize Theron should take notes on this.

Uhhhh... said...

Oh yeah, in John or in her?

Gross.

I don't know what Katy sees in him.

Count Jerkula said...

@cheryl: there needs to be a minimum of taint between the dicks during a 3way, or it is gay.

auntliddy said...

A big fat ewwwwwwww.

Matt & Jess said...

Am I the only one reading this as he wanted her to butt fuck him with his microphone?

Sherry said...

No Matt&Jess..I thought that too. And maybe he likes butt play but no way in hell does he want to defile his microphone with crap. Maybe something else but doubtful he carries his mike with him. The crew would pack that up after each show.

AmandaLorena said...

I want a Microphone up my ass...said no woman ever...

AmandaLorena said...

I want a Microphone up my ass...said no woman ever...

Katie said...

Let's go to the Cheese Haus

Cindy said...

Betting he wanted it in HIM..heh

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, it depends. Was it a regular sized mic or one of those little ones that Bob Barker always used on The Price is Right????

Jessica T said...

i dont believe this for a second. mayer4ever. mayerisback.

MissInfo said...

Hahahaha...omg I love it! Your comment...not the mics.

Secondbecky said...

Snoogins

Secondbecky said...

Snoogins

Claudea said...

@Kristin awesome gif! (The Hi VIP one)

Claudea said...

Aww

kelly said...

Explains why he's always talking out of his ass.
Cuz. It. Has. A. Microphone. In. It.

cowbulls said...

John is reputed to have taken a couple of prize backdoor cherries so I think he likes 5th base. The blind doesn't say that Katy won't do it, just that he wanted the strumpet to play ball.