Wednesday, February 26, 2014

As I Lay Dying Singer Pleads Guilty To Solicitation Of Murder

The lead singer of Grammy-nominated metal band As I Lay Dying, Timothy Lambesis, pleaded guilty Tuesday to trying to hire someone to kill his estranged wife. For some reason even though he pleaded guilty he is still free on bond. Yes, it is a $2M bond, but once that guilty plea is entered they should have put him in jail. The sentencing is not until the first week of May. Do you think he will show up for it? Apparently it all stemmed from the fact that the Christian singer didn't want to give his wife or his adopted kids any money in a divorce so thought things would be better if she was killed.

27 comments:

LottaColada said...

I still don't know if I've ever heard this song.

Kimba said...

Oh, Christian Singer, no wonder - beyond the bad hair - why I've never heard of this story. Isn't killing your wife in the bible, okay somewhere? Read the book, don't understand.

OT Alert

Never mind this - hello Americans - what the hells is going on in Arizona with the gays? Time to boycott all that is Arizona until their systemic hate on gays is over.
WTF!

TalksTooMuch said...

Marriage is tough, y'all

Leekalicious said...

WTF!! Christian!! Nice conning of the public, douchebag.

JoElla said...

Hi @Kimba. I dunno. IMO Arizona has a million other things to worry about besides gay people.

Lets just say, I moved out of the State back in '87 and even I feel the need to distance myself from AZ.

reports said...

I'll tell yeah...I worked for both his parents at an Ad Agency in San Diego. They were NOT nice/good peeps.

Alexis said...

I read he could get up to 9 years in prison.

Melanie Taylor said...

Wow a "christian" singer. People are so full of shit. And seriously killing someone just cuz you don't want to give them money??? Terrible.

rosie riveter said...

Kimba- Arizona is really a cesspool. People go there to (1)Hide or (2)Die. that's it. Really. We need to give it to mexico, let them work it out.

rosie riveter said...

Well this is nice Christian behavior from this man. Too bad theres so many shitty "Christians" that give the relatively few good ones a bad name. Fuckers.

Sass71 said...

And that, my friends, is NOT walking
with Jesus. ;)

Gayeld said...

George Takei is going to take them down. I'm just going to do whatever Uncle George tells me to. ;-)

leemonada76 said...

My hair looks exactly like his.

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

What would Jesus do?
Well I KNOW what Jesus WOULDN"T do!

Brent Vassar said...

He just has a picture of a beach, no footprints, Jesus left this sack of shit at the parking lot

T. E. Cuz said...

til death do us part, right?

PugsterMom said...

Thanks for the extra dirt. Apple... tree... etc.

tingles said...

But how did they catch him?

Derek Harvey said...

yuck---could he be more vile? I will stick with my Sheena Easton records thank-you. My baby takes the mornin train...

auntliddy said...

I will NEVER understand how someone having a same sex relationship is ANYBODYS business but the couple involved. And why do these people care so much? It completely mystifies me.

auntliddy said...

Oh, and this guy? He's nuts.

Sherry said...

OMG Ain't that the truth Aunt. We certainly don't need the government to regulate who we love. See VA vs. Loving.

crila16 said...

What a complete and total selfish loser.

RowdyRodimus said...

It worked for Jay Z when he had his mistress killed. #TrueFact

Sandy said...

I always wonder how people come to the conclusion that it's better to MURDER their spouses than just divorce them and take the financial hit. Not everyone is Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey, you know.

The fact that this guy is a lip-service "Christian" just makes it more laughable, though. It's funny how the "best Christians" do the most appalling, hypocritical things in their lives.

Anotheramy said...

Is it wrong that until the moment I heard he is a "Christian singer", I thought he was kind of hot?

IWish said...

+1