Monday, February 24, 2014

Blind Item #7

This A+list mostly movie actor is married and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. His former model wife says that he never wants to have sex with her and he is more interested in smoking pot and looking at himself in the mirror than actually spending time with her. She says she is more of an accessory for him now that he is forced to bring with him.

73 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Rust Cohle.

Glitter said...

Texas TRex?

Beth said...

Glitter got it--Matthew

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hoping this ain't Damon & Luciana
Oh Matt Daaaaamon (America, fuck yeah!)

Nutty_Flavor said...

Well, she's an accessory who's picking out her Oscar gown right now. Lots of women would be happy to trade places with her.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice one Glitter
Except I kind of always pictured him that way...lol.

Simon said...

Matthew mccaughnehey

Ray Nicolet said...

Im obsessed with TD.

Simon said...

Oops glitter got it. I didn't know who Texas T. Rex was!

Jenn said...

McConaughey........"Alriiight, Alriiight, Alriiight"

Topper Madison said...

What's a Texas TRex?

WareCat said...

David Wooderson loves them red heads.

surfer said...

Or Mark Wahlberg (married to a former model).

Unknown said...

Books!

katydid said...

Actually Count got it frist!
Love True Detectives!

Unknown said...

Books!

di butler said...

Not my Matty Mac!!! I hope it is Walberg. :-(

Count Jerkula said...

The greatest thing I'v seen on HBO in a long time was in last night's episode. Mmmmmmmmm. SFW

GOT is fun to have titties all over the place. TD, yer on the edge of your seat, trying to pay attention to all the dialogue and the clues/red herrings dropped through out the show, that the sex scenes are so greatly anticipated, they are actually a turn on. That Marty only bones top shelf stuff.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Fuck yeahhhhhh!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice one Count. Sorry I didn't get the reference, TD is next on my list

Jeneral said...

For someone that isn't interested in having sex, they sure have a lot of children!

NomNom83 said...

I imagine losing a significant amount of weight, coupled with what appears to be one project after another, after another, and the Oscar/film press on top of that would all combine for a major boner killer. But mostly the part where he starved himself to skin and bones for Dallas Buyers Club.

I can believe Alves said it, but I don't quite think it was in the bitchy, sourpuss way it reads here, out of context.

Jus' Keep Livin'! Alright, alright, alright!

rosie riveter said...

he's on marijuana

caroline david said...

How were they able o do 3 kids together if they never sex?

Basil said...

So she's married to an A+ list movie star, not getting overly bothered by hubby demanding sex, and is living the life! Why on earth is she complaining? And yeah, I though Texas T Rex for this right away. But Matt Damon is a good guess too.

Ray Nicolet said...

YUP!
#teamrust
#notteamyellowking

Count Jerkula said...

It is nice to hear of someone just getting high themselves and not borderline raping women after they have been given mind altering substances.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Basil. Maybe girl actually wants that d, yo! Not trying to be controversial, I'm seriously curious: if this is Matt M, is Enty trying to insinuate some sort of manorexia thing going on? Maybe that's the bigger story he will be trying to get at. Hope not.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I don't think he's manorexic. I think he's just fascinated by himself, and he wouldn't be the first actor to suffer from that syndrome.

After all, he is a member of the Handsome Men's Club.

sandybrook said...

Does he bogart Woody when they are filming together?

Count Jerkula said...

Agree w/ Nutty. Narcissism not Manorexia. I don't think he sees this (SFW) in the mirror.

He has a great shot at an Oscar, then an Emmy when TD is eligible.

Sherry said...

HCM was goooood!

Was Damon's wife ever a model?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yeah. Now I have this mental image of Matt playing his bongos, naked and surrounded by full length mirrors with a fat blunt hanging out of his mouth. That all makes sense now. He should call up Bret Michaels and jam sometime ;)

Susan said...

Def MM. He's probably stressed over the awards hoopla.

discoflux said...

Harold Ramis has died. I know I'm kind of spamming this but I love him. He was a comic genius.

Count Jerkula said...

Poor bastard. Ramis was great in the 80s.

WritergirlinLa said...

Matthew definitely! I've seen him high and playing the bongos! I give him a pass. I think he's earned a rest.

crila16 said...

Matthew McConnaHAY!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Pattern behavior, eh? Hehe

Danerys Targaryon said...

totally see this being Matthew M.
Smoking pot, looking in the mirror while playing bongos!

MISCH said...

If it's Matt…..she worked hard enough to get him to marry her so she should be delighted.

Beth said...

TRex was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other night and Camilla was in the audience. When asked if he was as romantic at home as he is on screen, she said something to the effect, "Who is that man? Why can't you be like that at home?!" She said he is not romantic at all.

I'd rather have him smoking pot then running around on me.

WritergirlinLa said...

Yeah. He's fun though.

nurysp said...

i thik this just a super exagerration from his inside the actors studio
she was asked abt him , is he like the characters he plays and she said basically NO. that he is not romantic.

LowKey said...

I see what you did there, Count.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

2012 Rust Cohle would never be able to get away with that the way 1995 Rust Cohle did.

Season two of TD will need more Alexandra Daddario. I guess I'm just a sucker for her big blue eyes.

A. C. said...

Richard Gere/Cindy Crawford.

A. C. said...

Or Mr. Alright, alright, alright...

Lady Ro said...

Stallone

Count Jerkula said...

JBE: Season 2 is going to be a completely unrelated cast of characters and crime.

Daddario gifs (NSFW)

I saw a screen cap of a tweet she posted. Someone said Obama requested screeners of TD and GOT, so she tweeted "The President has seen my boobs" lol.

Sugar said...

#teamhashtag

Naomi said...

matt damon's wife was never a model

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're right Naomi. This is def Matt M- Enty pretty much just confirmed that too by putting him in the pictures just now

di butler said...

Bulked Matt, skinny Matt, stoned Matt, deodorant free Matt, old Matt, young Matt, Rust Matt, etc. Is ALWAYS the just right Matt.

Jade, That Girl said...

I really hope it's not McConaughey. His wife looks like she is extremely well liked by everyone.

Becca Parker said...

Are those real or fake? I'm on the fence about them.

Count Jerkula said...

@Becca: I think real. If they are fake, her surgeon is a master crafts man.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bwahaha...Matt either smoked too much kush or has the most amazing case of body dysmorphia I've ever seen!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Surgeons are just getting better and better. Just ask Emily Ratajkowski. LOL. I'll check out TD tonight because now I'm curious

Lady Heisenberg said...

BTW, this has totally made me miss Nip/Tuck...well, S1-4 at least...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Clearly. I expect you to share more at some point;)
Sharing is caring! And you're a writer! No excuse!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks boys! I'm hooked now too. I think this show might just cure the depression I've had since Jesse Pinkman left my life...

Count Jerkula said...

It is only 8 episodes, LadyH. 2 more weeks and it is over.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm on e3 already. My vote is for real. Dayum girl!!!!

Count Jerkula said...

I've had blue balls all day staring at gifs of her tits and Marty's wife's ass.

I won't spoil anything, but the line of the series so far is "All the dick swagger you roll, and you can't spot crazy pussy?" That would be a great tattoo on the bush region of a hot chick.

keeshlo said...

Love the show and the skirt lift bend over last night.... just perfect!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Count- "You are like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch!" Love this show! I gotta use that line on my friend. He decided it was a good idea to date a crazy undergrad & then tried to cut it off cuz she was nuts. You can never turn your back on that brand of crazy...

Aoife said...

I watched TD Ep 6 today and wondered how it was for MattM's wife living with Rust Cohle. Then I thought to myself she married an actor so she should've known what she was getting into.

Great show. Great acting by Matt and Woody.

Count Jerkula said...

Aoife: Naked shrooms and bongos. She married Rust Cohle. Matt M functions on a different plane.

@LadyH: Now that you are up to speed, check out some websites and articles trying to decipher all the Easter eggs hidden around the show.

Jeri said...

So is Matts hair a wig or implants? I remember when he went on Letterman a long time ago & tried to plug some hair thing & Letterhead interrupted & changed the subject, wouldn't let him plug his hair job.

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Dennis Ailor said...

Yes, them and billy Joel didn't want to sleep with their model wives. Im going with Orlando bloom

Dennis Ailor said...

Okay. . I read wrong thought the wife was a ex-wife. Yes 100% Matthew