Blind Items Revealed
November 6, 2013
When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion.
Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger
54 comments:
The perfect match!
Neither is A list except fir A-hole list in my book.
And this is the proper time to congratulate Canada for winning the gold medal in ice hockey at some godforsaken hour this morning.
I'd would rather do Simon Cowell than Chad Kroeger. Even without the free house. That is how icky I find Chad to be. I'd also rather do Putin than Chad.
And the divorce countdown begins!
You just made Renoblondee very happy. :D
This is so odd. So when they both get sloppy, do they share? Ewww, I think I just went on JSierra's nasty celeb diet.
Thank you, sandybrook!
Avril and Chad do not represent Canada.
Yay Canada!!! Gold medal!! just waiting for the coffee to wear off so i can take a nap
ALLL this time you've beeen pretendin soo much for my haaappay endin oha oha
Id rather do Putin than Avril any day. I think Id do Chad over that bitch too.
Ooh, interesting perspective, Sandy. Avril is so rancid that you'd go gay twice before hittin' dat? I'd hit Avril over Chad any time.
Sandybrook, you just pinged my radar for the second time today! How YOU doing??
I know people that were friends with her in high school---shes no angel but she really is not THAT bad--The Nickelback guy is repulsive though.
Dang, I'm a creep todat. Nevermind!
I'm good @TTM just a slight headache left over from yesterday. Ill take care of THAT soon and cooking my dinner now too.
OT this just in: Erin Andrews is Brooke Burke's replacement on DWTS!
Sometimes I swear we are the same person. Was totally my first thought
A pub down the road from me was open and serving beer at 6 am for the Hockey game and now it is a mess looking out the window---many fights and cops...
Avril is disgusting does she still have green teeth?
Pass the Doritos. I love me a good shit show!
Agreed, and among other green things surely. I find it very amusing that both of her hubbies literally look like trolls. She totally destroyed the first one, anyone seen that bloated mall punk troll face lately? It's a rough scene
Oh and congratulations to our friendly neighbors to the north! Feel better sandy
Thx LadyH having a pint right now will feel good quickly (as the skies darken for the thunderstorm headed my way)
erin must have screwed somebody higher up to get the dwts gig. I think erin is nauseating
From their wedding spread in Hello magazine it looked as if they both be making fresh starts together. If that's what you do when you're drinkin, then it's time to quit drinking before you damage things irrecovably. Why did I think that these two getting together would heal some sort of damage in Avril. (Which is her toxic alcoholicism, apparently).
I read somewhere that they have a pact to not drink when they are away from each other....and yes, I am appropriately ashamed that I even know that.
Go Canucks!!
Thanks Sandybrook!
@Derek - can't believe there were fights so early in the morning - people should have been in their happy place.
Chad
Putin
Avril
High five to sandybrook! April Lavigne was a b- at most, and I would say a c now. As for Chad Kroger, who the heesus ever heard of him before he married her? I sure didn't.
Whatever you're smoking, Enty, pass it over.
"Avril" of course....my auto correct is having a field day on my iPad
@Lady---Derrick is doing just fine.
@Surfer---I know eh? Sundays are brutal enough as they are..
*Deryk
*Deryck lol---However you spell it---I will be seeing him in May at a wedding---my cousin is friends with him
I heard Rob Ford was one of the ppl throwing down :)
@Sandy---lol--oh probably--We would be very disapointed if he wasn't lol
When two douches collide...
Very proud of our Canadian boys for playing like our Canadian Girls.
LOL Mango!
was Mango talking to me?
@Miss Kitty, as much as I dislike Chad Kroger l would have to say that everybody has heard of Nickelback. She got the boost from that marriage, not him.
Oh yes they do, TTM! "Canadian Royalty" is what I read.
Mua ha ha
Make us keep beiber, will ya...
@Lowkey---Avril has sold more albums than Nickelback
@Derek: I would never have guessed that. Seems like Nickelback has been everywhere the last decade or so, to the point of oversaturation.
Good for her, then.
meh--yeah they both kinda suck musically ; ) but I think they are relatively decent/normal compared to the others written about here---
Ha!! ^^ yeah...
Screw you, Enty (and commenters). We are in love!
And I'd kick your ass, in case you are interested.
I'd like to see your photo.
Hope he got his man parts back. Will you check how my last name is treating him?
Ok good. Not a fan but he was looking really bad around the last time I saw him in the news. Didn't they dress up as each other a couple halloweens ago? I hope Derrick is looking better since then.
Wrong, Miss Kitty. The King & Queen Maple Douches were both A list. They sold, combined, 80% of records sold for a couple yrs in the early aughts.
Heeeeere's To Neverrrrr Growing Uppppp!
Who's got the brain bleach?
@Derek
He doesn't seem to be doing that great to me?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=3657191
Did your friends know her in high school or were they her actual friends?
our Canadian royalty wear skates and throw rocks..we care more about guys named Cosby, Subban, Price, and Toews - women named Jones, Poulin, and those who should have been like Burke - we are a part of the commonwealth but our real royalty are out in the snow or on the ice
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