Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This B list mostly television actor who is very good looking and stars on a huge hit cable show was supposed to have a girlfriend. Apparently not. I can't think of another reason why the actor has been to five events the past five nights and taken home a different woman each night. Last night it took him under two minutes to have someone glued to him. Two minutes!!

Joe Manganiello

32 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Duh

sandybrook said...

He should use some Grecian formula and dye the grey beard back to black.

sandybrook said...

If it takes him 2 minutes he looks too old.

Seven of Eleven said...

I could see it. The man is sex on a stick and after Magic Mike, he's a babe magnet, too.

Move the paper, Joe!

Lord Disick said...

A lot of people say I resemble him. How about he resembles the Lord?!

Anna Belle said...

Not my type...but, my mom would be all over that...

TalksTooMuch said...

There's no way it takes two minutes for him to pick up. A nod takes like what, 3 seconds? "Getting my purse" takes 4 more, he'd be out the door in less than half a minute, fo sho

Seven of Eleven said...

Sorry to burst your bubble, Lord D.

Zac Efron + Steve Carrell = Scott Disick

Ray Nicolet said...

go to jelly school

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I KNEW IT. Joe, you filthy beast!
His girlfriend looks like the joker btw, so don't even understand why he picked her to begin with. Can't be love, because he is already cheating,and not for fame, since she is non famous. Maybe she is good in bed, but then he woulnd't cheat. Relationships are confusing. bleh

cc423 said...

I would tap that in under two-minutes. She must have been an amateur.

Lord Disick said...

That's funny because it's not at all true. Most people think of me as the real Patrick Bateman

TalksTooMuch said...

SO true! And I don't even know who you are

Seven of Eleven said...

Sorry, I still see Steve Carrell. But hey, you live the dream, Lord D! If hosting an American Psycho Halloween party in Vegas makes you feel like you're as hot as Christian Bale, who I am to kill that for you? You're married to a Kardashian, I guess you need to take your comfort where you can. There are not enough mimosas in this world for me to tolerate PMK as my mother in law.

Lord Disick said...

At least someone here sees the Patrick in me. One other thing. I'm not married! Kourtney and I will not be doing the wedding for the cameras like some other people enjoy doing. Kris isn't so bad to me. She likes shopping and she likes to drink. What else is there to life?

Count Jerkula said...

Live it up, Bro. Don't let a broad lock you up until you are on the downside.

Seven of Eleven said...

Wait, what? I thought Kourtney and Scott were married. I've never seen the show but saw the Keeping Up With Scott Disick video on YouTube. I'm kind of ashamed to admit this but as much of a tool as you are, Lord D, you've grown on me. The pimp stroll, "there's a might symbol?" on the pregnancy test... it's a beautiful thing.

Harry Knuckles said...

Bet he's gay.

SFgirlfriend said...

and why not

T. E. Cuz said...

yes, @harry there is a contradictory rumor that he prefers men.

Lurker Girl said...

For him....I would fall over with my legs in the air in less than 2 minutes. mmmmmmmmmm........

OneEyeCharlie said...

Gotta admit, the dude is seriously good looking. If I ever got traded to the other team, Joe could probably give me side-eye, and I'd swoon.

Regarding the two minutes, Joe was probably having an off night. He more than likely stopped to take a sip of water. Can't hate on a guy for fighting dehydration.

laura ramona said...

Disick I have to admit it, you are not bad at all. pitty you could not do some soap opera.

warmislandsun said...

Sounds like a fake reveal/blind to show he's hetero.

S said...

He was my Wednesday. Hump day, and all.

Alita said...

Hydration - you always being the lols, you one eyed kidder XD

audrey said...

Maybe it took two minutes because she was a blonde and a little slow in picking up on the body language.

Stepforded said...

He is a bit - okay, a LOT - of a hottie, though.

I loved him on 'The Soup' a couple of months or so ago. Talking of which, did anyone else see Dr Oz on 'The Soup'? He was hilarious!

TalksTooMuch said...

I saw Dr. Oz, Step! He was great. I was more on about Joel and Patrick Warburton, man, his voice is AH-MAZE-ING

CDAN Reader said...

I had to Google him to see what all the fuss is about ... don't see what you guys do

TalksTooMuch said...

CDAN Reader, he's like 7 feet tall. And wide. And salt and pepper and well, you should watch Magic Mike. It will explain everything

PotPourri said...

2 Minutes? ROOKIES!