Saturday, February 15, 2014

Brandi Glanville Blind Item #1

Brandi Glanville has a new book where she talks about guy she had sex with but doesn't name names. Not sure why.

Actor/rapper/political hopeful

“He was the most gorgeous man I’d ever seen,” Glanville says. “Tall, dark, and handsome with milk chocolate skin, luscious lips, and the sort of chiseled abs you could see through his T-shirt.”

The first night they met, “I immediately recognized him from one of my favorite TV shows,” she says.

When they first hooked up, she was happy to discover that “His manhood was enormous — the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae. It was so large that he had to special-order condoms just to fit him.”

“But there was one problem I couldn’t seem to get over,” she reveals. “He was a huge f*cking stoner. … Every time he smoked, his ego seemed to inflate and I felt like I was just there as a sounding board for all his grandiose dreams. Acting, he explained, wasn’t his end goal. After winning his first Oscar (For either acting or producing, he wasn’t quite sure yet) and becoming a Grammy Award-winning recording artist, he planned to become a politician.”

Glanville admits she eventually smoked pot with him to try to bridge the gap, but their relationship fizzled.


53 comments:

InsomniaMama said...
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Lady Heisenberg said...

Drake or Cool J

Lady Heisenberg said...

Mayyyybe Common...

InsomniaMama said...

First timer here. Some reason Mos Def came to mind

InsomniaMama said...

Thinking the show is Dexter

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yeah. Mos Def checks out too. However, we are talking about Brandi so who says it can't be all of the above?

Katie said...

These have all been solved on other sites. Common

LottaColada said...
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Snootches said...

Shemar Moore? Brandi seems attracted to pretty/hunky/sexy men.

Unknown said...

Childish Gambino/Community. Mos Def is really scrawny&there's a rumor that he or his breath smells rancid.

sandybrook said...

Not saying its him but Vanilla Ice is running for office down where he lives.

Seven of Eleven said...

Eww, cherry on top the sundae when talking about his erection gave me the shudders.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Insomniamama! Welcome to the rodeo!
Wasn't there a blind attributed to wholooksatherface the madam, where she threatened to name names unless she got hush money?
Was it Revealed to be her? Or did Glandi here, miss on the radar?...

FlirtyChick74 said...

I'm surprised if it is Common. I've never seen him date a white woman before.

Unknown said...

Unless her favourite show was Degrassi it's not Drake

party supplies said...

Hahah glad I'm not the only one who felt that way. what a horrendous phrase.

hollywood dime said...

I don't think anyone would describe Common or Drake as 'chocolatey'. Mos Def isn't tatted up. I think we're aiming too high here.

Candice said...
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Kels said...

Political hopeful is what yall are missing here.

Common would never fuck a white woman. It's kinda fucked up coming from a black man that is as light as he is, but he has spoken out in the past about not liking interracial relationships when asked about Alicia Keys. So not him.

Mos Def- most gorgeous man where?! Um hell no!

Tyrese maybe. He tries to be smart but god, he is just dumb as a brick.

I'm lost.

Tomorrow said...

Stringer bell from the wire

Tomorrow said...

Stringer bell from the wire

msgirl said...

Is there any reason to believe Brandi, who I would never have heard of if not for here. Useless celebrity.

olliebolliesnollie said...

I'm going with 50 ct, maybe even snoop dogg....

Unknown said...

Holy god if she fucked Stringer Bell I would have to high five her. But he's not a rapper...

InsomniaMama said...

Thank you!

__-__=__ said...

Shemar would nevah with this cheap ho. Nevah!!!!

Tomorrow said...

http://m.xxlmag.com/entry/view/id/28312

Unknown said...

@Tomorrow : very interesting!! I had no idea. So this could potentially be Idris??!!

Susan said...

Smug braggy pot heads are the worst. The stereotype that all pot smokers are so peaceful and chill is such bull shit. LOL.

Political hopeful: Wyclef Jean. OMG. He's so not hot.

I have no idea. Taye Diggs is so dreamy, but he was married and I just don't think Brandi would mess with a married dude.

Kels said...

Errrrmaaagod Idris is a rapper! I forgot! Omg he cannot be this perfect- big peen, stoner, beautiful?! Too much for words right now.

Yeahscience said...

Idris Elba was a rapper. I have to admit, if it is him then I am quite jealous

TalksTooMuch said...

Idris????

Unknown said...

Nobody else thinks this could be something that happened YEARS ago, since she's 41? I'm thinking more like Sean Combs.

Alex S said...

Will Smith?

Anonymous said...

“His manhood was enormous — the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae ..." ... #SMH ... Even 50 Shades wasn't this bad!

She probably doesn't name them because (a) they don't exist and the 'tales' are fabricated; (b) she can't remember that much about them; (c) she'll get sued because it either didn't happen or they diddn't know her name; or (d) they're on her wish list of conquests but she had to come up with something for the book while she's still (sort of) relevant, and before Lisa gets her ass fired off RHoBH.

Anonymous said...

@Lady Heisenberg ... He's racist though (it's very well known - I'm not talking out of turn here); doesn't believe white and black should ever come together ... not sure if he'd abandon his beliefs for the sake of a one night stand tho'

Unknown said...

LL Cool J

sarcasatire said...

Actor
Rapper
Oscar
Grammy
TV Show
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Ok, went to google. Only rappers with most of these are Eminem (no Tv) or...Jamie Foxx!

He's dark, chocolatey, has a nice boy depending on the film, won an Oscar, rapped and sang with kanye and on his own, won a Grammy, was on several TV shows...it fits!

Even though he was labeled a rapper in the blind, Brandi said she recognized him from her fave TV show. And now she was seeing him.. in living color.

Pink_Palace said...

LL is the only one who has had rumors spread about his possible interest...

Jamie Foxx on the other hand has 3 young girls in the 5-8 range that he brought w/him to a business conference mtg I attended. Yep, a shocker, but he is getting pretty political these days...

Pink_Palace said...

LL is the only one who has had rumors spread about his possible interest...

Jamie Foxx on the other hand has 3 young girls in the 5-8 range that he brought w/him to a business conference mtg I attended. Yep, a shocker, but he is getting pretty political these days...

MadLyb said...

“His manhood was enormous — the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae." Is Peggy Noonan her ghost writer?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Clay Aiken. Definitely Clay Aiken.

Anonymous said...

@Zeeky - LOL ... probably not with her castmate and former friend's "tenous connection" to Aiken

Sprink said...

"Kels, interracial dating is not the same as interracial fucking. Common has stated that he's had sex with a white woman.

Sprink said...

Common on interracial couples and Rastafarians. He seems somewhat uncertain about the history and meaning of the latter, but luckily that doesn't stop him from forming a very strong, somewhat controversial opinion.

FlirtyChick74 said...
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FlirtyChick74 said...

Yeah, King Dris can't rap or sing. That's why he's a DJ. I remember when he tried to launch a singing career several years ago. Bombed.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Idris is another one I've never seen with a white woman. He's talked about how he would date someone white and how he doesn't want to be pigeonholed but I've never seen him actually do it. He said all this in Ebony or Essence magazine. Can't remember which one.

Krystal said...

He definitely would - he had sex with a Swedish (White) friend of mine in London about 10 years ago. Don't believe his BS.

Gypsytrill said...

Ladies Love Cool James. And he is a damn Republican! Absolutely cannot figure that one out!

di butler said...

Yup. The ladies love the cool James. Now I'm gonna picture him w a huge hog.

ms snarky said...

I thought that guy from CSI Miami - Adam Rodriguez. He's listed as an actor / director, and here's a quote about music from the NY Times -
When he’s not acting, Rodríguez likes to write poems and play guitar. He says music holds a special place in his life, something that attracted him to sharing a film with R&B queen Blige.

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