Friday, February 14, 2014

Off Topic

Dinner reservation for one tonight was not that hard.

42 comments:

Violet said...

I know this Enty personality is not even real but that's all sorts of sad. Says me who's currently heating up a tin of alphabetti spaghetti for tea.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Where in the world did you make that reservation, IHOP?

Seven of Eleven said...

In N Out takes reservations now? Huh.

Ray Nicolet said...

Amber Tamblyn must not have been available.

The Real Dragon said...

Damn you guys going in. Love it

FSP said...

No, but McDonalds does.

Seven of Eleven said...
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John Travolta's Wiglet said...

You own that crippling loneliness, Enty!

Seven of Eleven said...

My guy surprised me this morning by asking if I wanted to go to "couples' lasertag" with some friends of ours. I didn't even know that was a thing! So, duh, yes!!! It's a lasertag place with a pub next door so we can get pizza and beer afterward. That's my kind of Valentine's Day!

TalksTooMuch said...

You should stay home. Happy couples plus Valentine's Day plus being single = no bueno. Domino's delivers!

Lord Disick said...

Is IHOP like Katsuya?

Count Jerkula said...

If Fugazi Enty was a dude, I would prescribe an 8ball and a strip club. If you can't land a stripper w/ the drugs, you could surely get with one of the couples who will be hanging out there.

Lots of strip clubs don't let single broads in though, cause they don't want them working the audience to pick up tricks. Cuts into the lap dance/VIP room money.

Renoblondee said...

We're doing dinner tomorrow to avoid the crowds.

Bruce Jenner said...

Oh Scott, you'd die in an IHOP. It's a breakfast chain that's not very good.

NapAssasin said...

Sorry but pizza, Netflix and a babysitter are all it takes for me. Most restaurants are a shitshow today and I feel bad for service industry people - hope everyone tips well tonight!

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

@Talks Too Much Do you hate single people? Are they not deserving of love, too? Do you really want them quarantined to their homes for an evening to reflect on the fact they haven't locked down a warm slab of human to wake up to in the morning? Have you no heart???!!

(Jk)

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL no! I remember being single and having to order / pick up flowers for all the guys I worked with and wanting very much to climb a tower

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

Is "climb in a tower" code for the oven you think single people should put their heads in? Assuming they have ovens and not sad single people hot plates???

RowdyRodimus said...

I'll be playing Arkham Origins tonight and reading a book. Pretty much the same Valentine's Day I've had for the last decade.

TalksTooMuch said...

No, "climb a tower" means I was looking for a book depository and ammunition.

And I was not digging being single on VDay, I totally get it if other people are. I actually loved being single most of the time, just not when coupledom is rammed down your throat all day.

LOL @ sad single hot plate, is there such a thing?? I should totally get a couple for the basement

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't get it, boo. So smart, so cute, those ladies where you live must be kerazy

The Real Dragon said...

@Talks you could be my Valentine I promise Waffles.

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

It's okay, TTM. I appreciate the retroactive sympathy.

"It's ok, Wig. Slide in next to Uncle Sandybrook. He's alone too... Because he drinks."

NomNom83 said...

Dinner for one? Pfft! Just sit at the bar, Enty! Own. It.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay, Real Dragon, I would love waffles I didn't have to make! I would totally be your valentine!

John, sandybrook is single by choice. He's choosy. And you, um, are a great conversationalist!

Eros said...

Aww enty, I hope you're not alone on vday. If you are though, revel in that shit. You dont have to fake that you think a girls constant conversing is interesting all night. You dont have to put on a brave face and try to put yhe moves on her and possibly be rejected. You dont have to spend infinite amounts of money on her tonight to liquor her up and possibly get laid. It is awesome to have a specisl someone but if you're patient, that will happen in good time. You got a lot going for you from what I can see. So enjoy the joys of singledom while you can because soon er than later you will be stuck with some awesome girl for life. ;-)

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

Thanks, TTM!

TalksTooMuch said...

That

Was awesome

Jacq said...

Us, too. Checking out a new restaurant. The menu looks awesome and I've been dying to check it out. This preggo is going to eat all the foods!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, congrats, Jacq!

Alicia said...

I do NOT participate in Valentines day madness with adults. I get the kiddos chocolates and teddy bears because its a made up holiday like Xmas but grown ups? Haha no.. Just no. My husband did get me cold case playing cards and a 22 of Ninkasi thee other day.. So in the presents department hes doing pretty good. The only valentines present I'd accept is some black roses and a pet tarantula .. And since I haven't received those I still boycott this Hallmark holiday!

Kimba said...

Still suffering from a cold that is now in my lungs (since New Years Eve!!) - and now I have come down with "bad bum", some terrible stomach flu, I never get sick - why ME!!!! sobbing, husband sobbing....

V-day, my husband gave me a bag of hot hearts - thatz'it

XO -people!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Imma enjoy some chocolate dipped strawberries and do something like this.

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Kimba, that bites! Hope you feel better soon! Practice throwing hot hearts at him 'til he gets it. :b

@Cocoa, mrrrow!

Susan said...

When I was single, me and a girlfriend or two would go out to a fancy restaurant, order the most fabulous food and get shit-faced drunk. And, it was glorious. Make sure you have dessert! And then go dancing.

POTUSMatch said...

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Stepforded said...

I eat on my own quite frequently when traveling - room service can be a bit isolated at times, so it's sometimes nice to venture out to a restaurant and be with other people, even if you're not actually 'with' them.

Actually, it's been my experience that the wait staff often feel a bit sorry for you and give you something on the house.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey! OT OT: Jesse "Dreamy Eyes" Williams is playing in the All-Star game! Silver lining for Valentine's weekend coinciding with All Star Weekend!

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

Please TTM, feel free to call me Wig. You have the other half of my BFF necklace.

TalksTooMuch said...

I love you, drinky Tina

John Travolta's Wiglet said...

Love you too, Maple Leaf Sinise. Also, love the color, love the cut, love the lenses. As long as you don't lose the rad-ass attitude you are always a gingey.

(Ps work trip locale won't let me properly change my username... So I decided to roll with it.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm just glad you're around, DT! I've been wondering where you've been. It's been a bit of a madhouse around here. Hope you are somewhere fun