Monday, February 24, 2014

Off Topic

There is nothing quite like the feeling of getting drunk at an airport bar at 8am surrounded by others doing the same thing.

27 comments:

AsileM said...

Loves it. 2 Xanax and and a Bloody Mary makes any flight better!

Lurker Girl said...

I will be doing that on Friday DTW- LAS !!!

AsileM said...

ORD-LAS on Friday too! CDAN party anyone??

PotPourri said...

No judgment from me.

discoflux said...

Day drunk at the airport bar is the best!!

Renoblondee said...

It is good stuff!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Never did the am airport drinking, I always scheduled later flights :-P

di butler said...

Too many good scripts in this world for that.

Kimberly Toth said...

Travel Tip:
Texas does not serve alcohol on Sunday before noon...I will rather fly an extra 5 hours and drink cheap airline wine than sit in an airport sober..

trainrides said...

There is nothing quite like the feeling of being told by the check-in lady that you're a day late for your flight because you're not sure what day it is when you're on vacation.

Michael H said...

Note: those little mini liquor bottles are fine in your carry-on.

Sure made my last flight better. That, and all the painkillers I was on LOL.

Kimberly Toth said...

A few weeks ago, I was detained and sent back from Heathrow...thank god I chose not to bring the little minis with me...finding the vibrator I am sure was tragic enough for immigration

Lurker Girl said...

@AsileM what is taking you to Sin City? Me = Work, but there is always time to play..lol

califblondy said...

I love how they talk me into super sizing my drink order for only a dollar more. Of course, it doesn't take much convincing.

Alicia said...

My last flight to NYC - there and back - the airline stewards and stewardess gave us free mini bottles on the flight. Apparently we were just as funny as we thought we were!

Lord Disick said...

I only fly private.

http://instagram.com/p/kvREI3u37P/

AsileM said...

@Lurker Girl, I go there a few times a year to see my family. We all are originally from the Midwest. And I am the last holdout!! My parents, sister and nephews live near the Green Vally Ranch. I can't wait to leave 10* behind!!!!

Count Jerkula said...

I always smoke pot on the drive to the airport, when leaving on vacation, so no need to drink.

auntliddy said...

Getting drunk with a bunch of losers at 8 am holds no allure for me at all.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Today's Off Topic was written by Chris Kattan.

auntliddy said...

Once again tho, i find myself agreeing with count. Must be something in the water.......

Count Jerkula said...

Embrace the Dark Side, Liddy. SFW

Unknown said...

It is all fun and games til you miss your flight due to the drinking at said bar and then they cut you off. Damn Calgary airport!

di butler said...

Was Selener with ya, Enty? She had a bad time with that vodka at the airport last week...where is her family, BTW?

Sherry said...

Wow..I'm pretty hard core but I think I keep it to a dull roar for the AM flights. Now, that being said, IF you put fruit juice in it, it then becomes a breakfast drink and thus less pathetic. (See how us alcoholics do that?)

Paint Chips said...

Xanax, Xanax, Xanax- I never fly without it, even if It's a super early flight.

The night before an early flight I was out really late doing shots with these guys 20 years younger than me. Huge mistake. Even xanax won't fix that.

rikkitikkitavi said...

thats me. so self indulgent. no regard at all for the dehydrating effects of ETOH on the skin...