Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Paula Patton Dumps Robin Thicke

Maybe she finally had enough embarrassment. Maybe she found a new guy who wouldn't insist on an open relationship for his part but get mad at her when she wanted an open relationship. My guess is though that after twenty years with Robin Thicke that Paula Patton finally got tired of his pinky rings. I bet the next guy she dates or marries doesn't wear pinky rings. Is there ever a happily ever after if the guy wears pinky rings? In Robin's case he is a wear two kind of guy and is probably sad he doesn't have additional pinky fingers so he can wear even more. The guy is a jerk and she has been with him since high school. I think she wants to grow up and be serious and he wants to be Alan Thicke and find a new Playboy bunny every week until he realizes he better hang on to one so he doesn't die alone.

60 comments:

Cleodacat said...

How's that open marriage working?

sandybrook said...

I have 8 in the Robin Thicke/Paula Patton BI reveal over/under pool today (including repeats)

MISCH said...

He's a pig.

Ray Nicolet said...

Someone has a hangup about pinky rings.

Total Snark said...

Ah, @sandybrook I have ultimate respect for your opinions but today I will take the under (but just barely!!)

Bruce Jenner said...

Hey guys!

Sounds like enty lost a pinky ring.

KhloeK said...

Go Paula! Shake ya tits girl!

Susan said...

Last night, I was watching some of his interviews that he's done in the past year and he's always asked about his sexy times with Paula and the whole "open" marriage thing, and OMG, he gives off such an arrogant douchebag vibe. You can totally tell the fame of Blurred Lines completely went to his head. I know he's been around for awhile but blowing up in his mid-late 30s seems to be what really took a toll on their marriage. I always feel bad for the babies.

Meanwhile, there are rumors of Paula being a big druggie. Any deets? Maybe she needed the drugs after realizing her husband is such a fuckwad.

Henriette said...

I'm glad this is over because I was tired of reading about their "open" marriage and her being asked about him.

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Khloe!

Lord Disick said...

What's wrong with pinky rings?

Cleodacat said...

Now that I am ingesting my 0500 coffee, I felt as if I had been alittle snarky. Thought about it and nope, dudes a douchbag.

sandybrook said...

there's a lot of BIs out there, we saw quite a few one weekend. I'm sure Enty didn't empty out the closet then plus there's yesterday's BI now too.

KhloeK said...

Hi Brucie! <3

KhloeK said...

Scotty Dog, I prefer nipple rings on a man.

Leekalicious said...

One hundred percent learned this from his cheating-ass (Canadian) father. Sorry you guys ended up with this one, too. At least Robin can sing (unlike Pops -who should never be forgiven for composing that earworm theme song for The Facts of Life). Robin is a rapper wanna-be, which has annoying connotations on its own. At least Paula won't have to listen to that anymore.

laura ramona said...

Maybe she just gets older and tired of teenage pot and threesomes

Gypsy said...

I could not give two rats asses about these kids, whatever. But I just wonder why the enty is so bitter to Thicke. I mean, I thought this was a gossip site not an obviously envy driven attack mechanism. If the enty is really a 400#, bacon eating alcoholic, stressing so much about pinky rings and men he doesn't know is going to lead to a heart attack. Tranquilo, buey! Seriously, what did Robin Thicke take from you? A burger? A girl? A martini? Relax, there's another one right around the corner. Just kind of getting tired of the animosity, its as tiring as these fake trolling klan members. I looked forward to KFF, but I have come here less and less this month and probably will stop altogether, the same way I did Perez when it became a mean girl party.

Sorry. Just wanted to say that. Peace!

Bruce Jenner said...

Peace, Gypsy!

audrey said...

If I had to wake up in the morning to all that douchiness I too would be doing drugs...lots and lots and lots of drugs and alcohol.

hollywood dime said...

From what I understand the 'open' part of the marriage was more like he screwed who he wanted and she was forced to deal with it. My bff is/was their neighbor and was constantly calling the cops on them because they would have loud fights and crazy partying and 3,4,5 am. Paula is just as crazy as Robin. I have never seen her not coked out of her mind and berating her poor assistant. Always yelling, always sweaty, always high. ALWAYS.
I think what happened is her family intervened and got her away from him. I wouldn't be surprised if you hear about a recent rehab visit. She'll either be going in or coming out. Watch.

Lord Disick said...

Eww my nipples aren't getting tortured for your amusement Khloe.

surfer said...

That's really interesting, hollywood.

Kim Kardashian said...

Hey Kokes! Remember when Robin hit on you?

Susan said...

Dammmmmn, hollywood dime. Now that is some dirt. When I was researching this mess last night, Paula looked WASTED out of her mind in many pics.

sandybrook said...

good dirt @dime very good dirt.

caroline david said...

What surprise!

texas rose said...

Thanks for the additional info Hollywood.

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violet said...

+1 good stuff Hollywood dime!

KhloeK said...

Yes Keeks! Ugghh, he is nasty. Sweaty, with desperation and ego rolling off him.

Eros said...

Abouu fricken time! Go Paula. Git it girly. So tired of seeing his crass, shit eating grin next to her. Sad for their kid though. The kids never win when it comes to divorced/broken homes.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'll go with 4, Sandybrook. Oscar weekend is coming up so Enty has a lot more Lupita blinds to write.

crila16 said...

Thicke is a one hit wonder. He's still living off the high. He probably got out of control, with all the women throwing themselves at him. I'm sure Paula got sick of it and felt neglected.

It's best that he stay single during this time in his life. He lost a beautiful woman...and when he realizes there's no one better for him out there...she'll be with someone else, and he'll be alone.

sandybrook said...

yea before the month is over Lupita will be the same falling down drunk, drug addicted slut JLaw is in Enty's mind. Without repeats I say 5 but he better start picking up the pace nothing the first hour, :(

Jessi said...

Whenever I would hear someone say he is sexy, this is always the image that would pop in my head. The long hair, sweaty coked up douche! So Gross!!! You have to question someones judgement when they think this guy is hot! heebie jeebies!

sugarbread maker said...

Paula always looks smashed

auntliddy said...

Strange fact; his father exactly the same way.

Count Jerkula said...

Fugazi Enty is not a 400lb Bacon eating lawyer. That is a MANsogynistic stereotype perpetrated by what is likely a lonely, bitter woman who hates everything she doesn't have: female youth & male genitalia.

trudi said...

Is there anyone sober and responsible looking after their beautiful child?

Mickey said...

That nasty picture of Robin Thicke makes my skin crawl and I want to give him a bath - and not in a sex, hot way. I'm talking the scrub brush, Dawn, and brain bleach kinda way.

Seven of Eleven said...

Almost spit out my OJ, @Count!

@Hollywood Dime, nice dish!!

He's so douchey. In that blurred lines video with "Thicke has a big d*" should have read IS A.

PugsterMom said...

Thanks for the inside scoop. It takes two to tango... but in their case it apparently took at least three.

Penelope said...

He is a douche but I wouldn't call him a one-hit wonder. He's had some decent success in the past, if not as huge as Blurred Lines.

Sherry said...

Right Seven? Makes you wonder who thought up that sign? Thicke possibly?

Nice dish there H'wd Dime.

Sad, you'd think that a grown ass man wouldn't throw away all those years but hey, after 20 maybe the relationship has run it's course especially considering what Dime said about the massive fights.

Renoblondee said...

I feel bad for their kid.

Kels said...

Girl calm down. It's a freakin blog.

LowKey said...

Hey Bruce!

Anothergrayhare said...

Always love Hollywood Dime's inside scoop. And Patton deserves a medal for even being attracted to Thicke the way he looks in this photo. Gross. I guess money talks. His grandma and my mother are friends. She just shakes her head when talking about him.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I can understand hearing the loud parties but how is your friend hearing them fight? Just curious.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks dime. I've heard she was bad but yeeesh.

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

Thanks @Hollywood I would think you're right, she'll end up in rehab. Who knows, it might be she was so miserable she was taking more and more time high rather than deal with it. I certainly hope their little one is, as @trudi said, with somebody else.
When I was younger I was a huge DOOL fan and I was a big fan of Gloria Loring, who has done so much for Juvenile Diabetes, Brennan, her son, Robin's brother has the disease. I was telling all this to the Godsons, so quote of the day from the older Godson is this; "Oh, so poor Brennan got Juvenile Diabetes, Robin is just juvenile."

anon said...

Jeebus! Who would have thought he could douchier than he does now. Run girl run!

hollywood dime said...

@flirty

ummm...people yell and sound travels. Thats how she heard the fighting.

A. C. said...

Hollywood Dime's scoop is fantastic! Enty don't be jelly...

Aeol said...

I have actually witnessed the two of them practically knocking each other over to hoover up the coke. And right in front of her mom who just sat there like they were eating cheese and crackers. One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol Aeol, you'll have to share more some time! Heaven knows the reveals are coming...

Crystal said...

Whenever she is on a red carpet or an awards show she always seems super drugged up to me.

FlirtyChick74 said...

@ Hollywood: I don't know where they live and I assumed it was a large home so that is what I was basing my comment on. They must like to hold court outside quite a bit.

Sprink said...

@FlirtyChick, it doesn't take a lot to hear neighbours fight, no matter how hard one tries to avoid it.

Seriously, sound TRAVELS...