Monday, February 24, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Not So Perfect Family

This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.

48 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Jaden Smith

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Jaden

LottaColada said...

Jaden

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fuuuuck! Where did you come from???!

Dena said...

Jaden Smith

sarah.estell said...

VIP!!!!

sandybrook said...

Speaking of Groundhogs Day!

Lord Disick said...

This little punk. I've told him to stay away from Kendall too many times.

Susan said...

Just the title alone made my think of the Smiths.

OMG. Did you see Will Smith on the first night of Jimmy Fallon drop a comment about him and Jada in the green room getting down and dirty to make a baby? I thought of all of you and gasped and yelled out, "Get the fuck out of here, Will!" Hmmmmm.

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin

sandybrook said...

You really look cute as a cowgirl VIP.

Tara said...

Noticed Will didn't have a wedding ring on during Fallon though, which I found odd with all of the Jada comments.

Rob Kardashian said...

Yeah, Scott. He better not ruin Kylie.

Vanessa Herbert said...

Definitely Jaden. How else can you explain that stupid look on his face at premieres? O_o

WritergirlinLa said...

They aren't a family. They're a brand.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I don't wish these problems on anyone, but what do you expect? His parents are crazy reciprocal beards for each other. Not to mention all their Scientology shit. Looks like the whole "babies are born with all the knowledge in the world so they don't need school" ethos is working wonders. Kids need discipline and involved parents.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or those OUTFITS yeeeesh

JoElla said...

I get the 'too much money, a whole lotta trouble' thing, but dear god! Be a fucking parent and help your child!!

di butler said...

Not one of the Wild Kidz! Shoooocking. All that time not going to school, Co$ parenting...I mean, what could go wrong? Next up, we get the blinds about Willow and the reasons she ran away.

Renoblondee said...

I used to love Will. Grrrr

fontlover said...

You gonna be NOBODY if you keep doing MOLLY

fontlover said...

Took me 10 YEARS to conquer their FEARS

auntliddy said...

Wow. He shld be in school, but because of whacked out cos shit, and no supervision, he's doing drugs. I guess narcanon is next. I think his parents shld be charged with child abuse.

fontlover said...

NEVER BROUGHT MOLLY TO THE PARTY #BESOMEBODY #VISION #RESPECTUSELF

Kim Kardashian said...

That's right, baby! We rock Tom Ford! <3

crila16 said...

The Smiths...and they need to be taken down a whole bunch of arrogant notches.

Cheryl said...

His life needs excitement!!! Damn. He only gets to travel the world, meet celebrities, spend his parents money, and have no responsibilities whatsoever. Kids his age should be worried about passing Algebra and finding a date for the Homecoming dance.

Lady Heisenberg said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Lady Heisenberg said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Seven of Eleven said...

What's sad is how the $cios believe children are small adults, and they basically raise themselves. Their schools teach only $cio-approved curriculum and people who aren't $cio but have attended them (there are some) say they came out of the school woefully unprepared for the real world. No discipline, the only structure is provided within the confines of the cult. It's sad and if that was my life, I might have that stupid look Jaden puts on in every photo, too.

Lady Heisenberg said...

The Smiths

Last try with this link ugh
+1 for 7

JSierra said...

Realize.
Real eyes.
Real lies.

Senor Salty said...

I've always HATED Will and Jada.

Smokey772 said...

Is Will Smith considered B list now? Wow, how times have changed.

Danerys Targaryon said...

Will isnt listed as B, Jaden is

Count Jerkula said...

Isn't there a "very special" episode of Fresh Prince they could show him to set him straight?

I bet he gets that Jenner girl all doped up on molly and pounds it.

di butler said...

Too late. She's a quick learner.

Sherry said...

Just not your day Lady H...
And truly kids WILL raise themselves. My mother was never home and we all became pretty decent individuals. (I mean I have some abuse problems but I'm at work all day)

Leekalicious said...

I'm actually surprised it's the Smiths, because when I'd see Jaden having done a film or Willow, modelling or singing, I'd think - those parents are smart - keeping kids busy keeps them out of trouble. It's still difficult for to believe it's the Smith kids - the parents sort of come across as being in control.

it took forever said...

I am so sorry for those kids

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks for the support Sherry. I have to get my shit together so that I don't end up having to send pics of my butt cheeks to the Count :/
#htmlproblems

Lady Heisenberg said...

Pimp Mama K taught her girls well...and early!

Count Jerkula said...

@Lady: If you are that worried about it, you can just send a few now and work off credit. Just write "COUNT" in eyeliner or lipstick, so I know it aint a fake.

Persiaa said...

I hope they don't send him to a Narconon "rehab" -the $cientology version.

Aoife said...

Jaden Smith.

rikkitikkitavi said...

wow, heartbreaking story. hey i went to boarding school @14. fun times. people like kids because they are so handsome, but they can go to school elsewhere .
#princeofbharain

Danielle Williams said...

Jaden Smith ALL DAY LONG!!!!! Who thinks their family is perfect? EVeryone I know talks about how f'd up the kids are & how fake their marraige is. At this point they are still married because Jada says so.

Scott said...

Maddox