Tuesday, March 18, 2014

A To D List- The Rankings - Part Seven

Katherine Heigl- Former A list mostly television actress who switched to movies and has been struggling to see that A list again.
Kathleen Turner – Former A list mostly movie actress/sex symbol from back in the day who has a lot of stories to tell when you get her drunk.
Kathy Griffin- A- list entertainer(stand up comic) who also dabbles in reality and is must see television once a year.
Katie Holmes – B list mostly movie actress who is only B because of a long term relationship.
Keira Knightley- Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who never saw a corset she wouldn’t wear for a movie. Keeps her from eating.
Kelsey Grammer- Former A+ list mostly television actor who has been on some of the biggest shows of all time. His ex says that is the only place he is big.
Kendall Jenner – B list reality star from an A list reality cable show.
Kenya Moore – B- list reality star from an A list cable reality franchise.
Kevin Costner – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who now works where he can get it despite that Academy Award.
Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates – Lucky & should give me a call.
Kevin Spacey- A- list mostly movie actor who is not a very nice guy even in his almost television role.
Kim Kardashian- A list reality star in an A list reality show who everyone loves to hate, but none more than me.
Kirstie Alley- Former A list mostly television actress who has starred in more shows than you think and only one had much success. Oh, except for that network reality thing.
Krysten Ritter – B- list mostly television actress who had her chance to hit A list but failed. Given the fact she was on a very hit cable show she will probably get another chance.
Lady Gaga- Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who you feel will cut off a limb if she could stay A list.
LaToya Jackson – Former B list entertainer(singer) who is now a D list wannabe from a very famous family.
Laura Linney – A list mostly television actress who also makes great movies. Incredible actress.
Laura Prepon- B list mostly television actress who switched to almost television and almost made a huge mistake when she thought about leaving.
Lea Michele – B list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble show who has a decent shot at an EGOT if she plays her cards right and starts getting nicer.
LeAnn Rimes – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is now a B- lister who wants to be on television.
Liam Neeson- A list mostly movie actor who proves that old people can be action tars too.
Liev Schreiber – Foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is the least talented member of his family. OK, well he is better than his 70’s porn mustache brother.
Linda Evangelista – Former A+ list supermodel with the great name and the great dating history.
Lindsay Lohan- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is hanging on to B list simply because of A+ list name recognition. It has nothing to do with talent.
Liv Tyler- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an offspring of a permanent A lister.

33 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Where is Lena Dunham? Its ok we all know she is A!

Simon said...

I wanna be an action tar

T. E. Cuz said...

what was the mistake for laura prepon? was a $cilo bullying her? they put her on a show, so i guess that was her reward for staying...

Renoblondee said...

Much better this go 'round.

Simon said...

Oh for the day Kim k won't be considered A list anymore. Please be soon...

Lee said...

Liev Schreiber was born in the US and only lived in Canada for a short time as a child. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liev_Schreiber

texas rose said...

Lea Michele has a decent shot at EGOT- now that's funny!!!

Derek Harvey said...

Lea Michelle has a shot at the biggest EGO no chance for EGOT though

Eros said...

Kathy Griffin an A-.. in her dreams maybe

Nancy said...

I think the mistake Laura Prepon narrowly avoided was leaving Orange is the New Black. She does play a lesbian on that show, which maybe the CO$ was not very happy about. Given the buzz that show has, it would have been silly for her to leave.

Anna Belle said...

Lea is a triple threat, the problem is she's had everyone kissing her a$$ since she was a kid...if she wants the career that Babs has had she will need to drop the ego or become a better actress to cover it & get people to like her

Honey Badger said...

Liev Schreiber foreign born? He was born in San Francisco.

Leekalicious said...

@Enty Hawhawhaw at Kelsey!

Anna Belle said...

Kathleen Turner has awesome stories...she's got enough dirt that she could blackmail some major HW players

parissucksliterally said...

On what planet was LaToya Jackson EVER B list?

These explanations are really stupid.

Maureen said...

You know some people don't consider SF to be part of the US. Especially if you are a homophobe or a Republican.

marymo10 said...

Kind of OT but Anna Gunn wasn't on the rankings. She was a popular guess for a blind about a tv actress from a hit cable show with a serious drug problem. Wonder if enty omitting her from the list means it's not her....?

Kimba said...

Isn't Enty being generous with the Lindz rating?
She's definitely D listed actress, with A recognition. Boobies A+.

I like Lea Michelle, hope she gets her EGOT one day.

Maureen said...

I would consider her B list very early in her career. She had a lot of decent offers but her taste in men did her in and she devolved from there. She stayed B list for about a year longer due to family connections and her willingness to talk to the media. This was in the 80's though.

Maureen said...

Talking LaToya here. Got posted under wrong initial post.

D Brown said...

Correction to LiLo - its lack of "acting" talent. Her recent tabloid list implies her A list talent lies elsewhere.

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

I guess there's someone for everyone. And sure enough there's a willing volunteer for president of the "Built like a keg of beer but with candy corn teef" fan club. Go Derek Harvey!

Derek Harvey said...

Lena is beautiful on the inside and decent on the outside. More relevant and attractive than Kirstie Alley and that bird-brain Latoya Jackson!

MrsC said...

Where is Kerry Washington?

DommyMommy said...

Where's KStew?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"Krysten Ritter – B- list mostly television actress who had her chance to hit A list but failed."

Yeah?

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, please don't give Gaga any ideas! She very well might cut off a limb in an effort to "shock" us all and stay famous.

Sherry said...

Annabelle..I think I know who you are(maybe). Did you used to/still act?

now4leo said...

I'm missing Keanu Reeves and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Walt Driscoll said...

Jodie Foster and Cate Blanchett are the same as Liev Schrieder and Katie Holmes???

Movie legends Goldie Hawn and Faye Dunaway are as well???

di butler said...

If Lea Michelle is EGOT material, then just let's all go home
.

Dara @ Not In Jersey said...

Kerry Washington?

Nolesgirl said...

I must agree with Eros about KGriffin. She is as funny to me as half a pickle in a plastic bag. LDunham is a good writer/meh actress