Bill Maher- A list television talk show host who loves women almost as much as he loves talking and mirrors.
Bob Newhart – Former A+ list mostly television actor you might not remember is alive who is a comedy legend.
Bono – Foreign born A list entertainer(singer) who loves himself and his causes as much as his bandmates.
Brad Pitt – A+ list mostly movie actor who has had more success the past few years as a producer.
Brandi Glanville- B list reality star from an A list reality franchise who has been known to tip back a few while writing.
Breckin Meyer- B list mostly television actor from a fairly hit cable show that runs on the network that seems to have every cable television show.
Brendan Fraser – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who is clinging by his nails to B list status at this point despite his relatively young age and that franchise that should have kept paying him forever.
Britney Spears – A+ list entertainer (“singer”) who loves Starbucks runs
Bruce Willis – A+ list mostly movie actor who really wants to be known as an actor and not as a punchline to bad acting jokes.
Burt Reynolds – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who was once the biggest movie star on the planet.
Cara Delevingne- Foreign born A list model who is more known for who she dates and pretends to date than her modeling.
Carly Rae Jepsen – Foreign born B list entertainer (celebrity) who is only a B list because her one hit wonder song is still on everyone’s mind.
Carson Daly – B list talk show and reality host who dated some of the 90’s biggest stars.
Catherine Zeta-Jones – B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and should be A list based on her body of work but who doesn’t work much lately.
Chad Lowe – B- list mostly television actor on a fairly hit cable television show who most people forget actually won an Emmy.
Channing Tatum – A list mostly movie actor with great looks who will be hoping to land an action franchise to make up for his horrible acting.
Charlie Sheen – Former A list mostly television actor who struggles to get to work on time and has a thing for porn stars and crack.
Chaz Bono – C list celebrity offspring who appears to make his living from once a year appearances on reality shows.
Chelsea Handler – A list talk show host who is known as much for her drinking as her show.
Cher- Forever A list entertainer(singer) who still has a chance at an EGOT if she puts her mind to it.
Chloë Sevigny – B list mostly television actress who starred in a great pay cable hit but has struggled to find solid footing since and her latest endeavor is not helping.
Chris Evans – A list mostly movie super hero actor who has a franchise to thank for giving him A list status.
Chris Hemsworth- Foreign born A list mostly movie actor who seems to only have luck with movies that show off his body.
Chris Noth – B list mostly movie actor who is known for two great roles. One on cable and one on network television. Both from long running iconic shows.