Monday, March 03, 2014

Academy Awards Photos Part One

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Lupita Nyong'o
Jennifer Lawrence
Amy Adams
Matthew M and Camilla Alves
Sandra Bullock
Jared Leto
Cate Blanchett
Charlize Theron

55 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Do not like Charlize's gown. Don't like the chest bones look on Lupita either. The rest are lovely.

Karen said...

There are a couple dresses that I like better than Lupita's, but the color of the dress against her dark skin made it my favorite look of the night. She just looked gorgeous.

audrey said...

I love Sandra's dress. I am so sick of beige and light pink dresses that make everyone look like they are dead.

ItsCourtneyD said...

While Cate's dress was beautiful, I thought it blended into her skin tone too much. I would have thought she would have stood out more. But she pulled it off well.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Cate is resplendent!

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Karen, agreed. Lupita had an Audrey Hepburn vibe to her, the gamine with class.

Krgl420 said...

I actually loved all the dresses this awards show, surprisingly. I liked AJ's dress, but not on her, although it did well in covering up her waifness

Nutty_Flavor said...

Brad's looking very Clark Gable in this shot - later, more portly Clark Gable.

sandybrook said...

Everyone seemed to be dressed very well last night. (except Liza Minelli who was a complete mess)

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't get the Cate Blanchett dress love until her acceptance speech, it really was lovely on her

surfer said...

Lupita for the win!

Angelina is so stunning, but needs to wear something less matronly, and more fashion-forward.

LottaColada said...

Everyone here is on top of their game. The stylists did good.

Leekalicious said...

I thought Will and Jada looked really good. Lupita's gown of course, Sandra Bullock too, loved Gaga's gown (not hair and makeup), Kristin Chenoweth's overall look.

__-__=__ said...

Those are the best dresses I've seen in a long time. Guys are looking good too.

Interesting body language for MM. AJ's boobs look ridiculous. Even I would have bought better boobs.

Leekalicious said...

Forgot J Law. I wish Amy Adams would try coppers and browns and not the jewel tones.

Glitter said...

I like Charlize's gown. Sandra's, Camilla's, and Cate's too.

AndrewBW said...

Sandy looked great. I'm glad she did something nice with her hair; I hate it when she leaves it straight and long all the way down to her waist. This was great.

Loved Lupita's and JLaw's dresses. Liked Charlize's dress a lot but the short hair not so much. She and Jared Leto should have switched stylists!

Olivia Black said...

Lupita - best dressed. No contest. Her speech was so sweet. The Acedemy picked a real winner with her!

Its just U said...

I'm not a fan of Cate Blanchett's dress. It's a bit boring.
Sandra looks perfect. Love Charlize too.
Amy Adams looked great, but she always has a manic look in her eyes.
Lupita. Yes, yes, yes.

fancyscreenname said...

As the years go by I'm starting to see Angie/brad as THE it couple. Aniston who?

Amy Adam, why aren't you the girl next door as per Hollywood? U r awesome chica.

Camilla I appreciate u bring the drama with your dress but seriously u should always have a shit eating grin whilst with MM. u hit the lottery bitch, act like it!

Sandy looks great.

...and then there's Jared. Stop giving Mr blue steel. Puppy dog looks better on u, u scamp.

Love cate.

Honesty charlize I'm over it.

msgirl said...

Totally agree about Lupita's bony chest. Distracted me from her loveliness.

rajahcat said...

Charlize is a goddess-best of the night and love the short hair......it is her trademark look

hated the chest thing with Lupita.......just no

Amy Adams rocked it------loved the entire look

Sandra Bullock can do better than that

And really expected more of Blanchett-blah

<3 Matthew forever---his speech was the best of the night

rajahcat said...

and JLaw better than last year but still no.......I really just think she doesn't care that much about the dress thing but that's ok she is a great actress

Count Jerkula said...

Top 3, very tough class of meat.

Adams

Charlize

Lupita - though the lack of boob and ribs/sternum showing between them did disturb me, she still got nice ass.

Leto and Matthews speeches reminded me too much of performances that real emotion. I'll take Steve McQueen nervous and blubbering over them anytime.

P.S. Taking your mom as a date to the Oscars is just showing all the ho's at the after parties that you are taking applications.

Sprink said...

Does 'Nairobi Blue' have its own Twitter account yet,

Eros said...

Gonna start with the good and work my way down to the bad.

Sandra bullock & charlize= vavavoom

They worked the hell out of those dresses. Yes!!

Jennifer was almost vavavoom but her hair pissed on the parade. Betch grow your hair out or get extensions. That look isnt doin ya any favors. Look good in the dress though.

Ange: Im a girl who will always gravitate to the chancier, edgier pieces. With that said. I love this dress but notsomuch the shape. Its not flattering to the female line. Most women couldn't pull off the shape because its cut for boyshapes to make you look bigger like u have hips and ass. So it actually works for ange because it makes it look like she actually eats.

Matthew and his: wtf were they thinking. I bet his suit is polyester and shes dress like shes going to a quinceanera.lol

Lupita: You know I adora the little African queen but her stylist needs to have her ass lit on fiyah. The best thing I can say about the dress is the shade and the 'attempted' cut of the dress mirror a confectioner's delight. The cut is horrendous. Its too big in the bodice making her boobs appear droopy which is not the case. That girls body looks like a sculpture. The fall of the dress is too long too. Overall the dress overwhelms her tiny figure instead of accentuating it. She looks like shes playing dress up in her mothers party dress.

Thomas Fisher said...

Charlize Theron looks like a goodess in that sexy black dress. Cate Blanchett and Angelina Jolie also looked like Hollywood royality.

Jeneral said...

Charlize had the best overall look, in my humble opinion.

Henriette said...

Cate's dress was just too beige for me. It probably looked a lot better in person. Lupita's was the best because the color looked so good on her, but did not care for seeing the bony chest. Sandra Bullock looked good and seemed to be channeling a Veronica Lake vibe. Red is not Jennifer Lawrence's color. Just too many of the same pink, beiges, and navys on the carpet. AJ's dress was too matronly for her and she needs to fix that limp hair.

discoflux said...

I just can't look at Charlize the same way I used to. Her class level has significantly decreasedfor me since she started letting Sean Penn stick his peen in her.

Harry Knuckles said...

The ladies all look nice except for J Law. It's just a personal thing but I don't like the color orange. Orange cars, orange dresses, orange couches. Nope. I like oranges though.

Matthew and Camilla look a little strained. Maybe I'm just reading too much into the picture.

Leto looks like some sort of bug from outer space. Maybe he hitched a ride on the space shuttle and now he's stuck here on earth trying to get back to Pluto.

Cate Blanchett always gives me a boner.

Charlize Theron doesn't.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Didn't Jennifer sell her 1/2 of Plan B back to Brad? If she had held onto it. she would have been awarded an Oscar last night. Dumbass.

The Raving Badger said...

Camilla was the best dressed. Hands down. Great color and cut. Lupita had the best color, but cut was too weird. Sandra great look. Hated the makeup. JLaw was meh. Charluze and AJ were trying too hard. Poor Amy Adams...

M. Brown said...

The whole time I was thinking if J Law had to give up the It Girl title to Lupita so soon then who is she? Cate is clearly in front of her to be the next Meryl, J Law has a long wait.

Count Jerkula said...

Why should she aspire to be Meryl or Cate and be relegated to chick flicks?

J-Law has an Oscar, 2 other noms and a wheel barrow full of blockbusters in the bank. She could do a movie a year till she's 30 then walk away, and the # of contemporaries whose careers are equal could be counted in one hand.

Layna Day said...

To each their own, but I don't get the whole Lupita is bony-chested schtick. She simply has small breasts. Anyone with breasts much larger than hers would have looked vulgar in a gown cut like that.

Jessi said...

Everyone in this batch of photos is gorgeous!

Laura said...

Lupita's gown would have been so much prettier with a different bodice.

Count Jerkula said...

Lanya: No schtick and nuthin is wrong w/ small boobs. Did you she her sternum and ribs between her tits last night though?

These are the only pics I could find showing it. It jumped out at me on TV though

SFW

SFW

Emily Yeah said...

Agreed and agreed. Thought I was the only one

Emily Yeah said...

I love Sandra. I loved the dress... From certain angles. Sometimes the bow made her look very wide hipped

PghGirl said...

Sandra's dress was my favorite. So gorgeous

Emily Yeah said...

Leto always looks like he has been doing poppers

Tina Mallette said...

Charlize looked in a bad mood all night - Penn a no show?

Layna Day said...

@Count: I think some of the issue may be that Lupita could have a bit of a scar between her breasts. I can't say that for certain, obviously. But it sort of looks like that to my eyes.

I don't know. Calling Lupita bony when she could just be slender is sort of like pointing me being fat. People tend to be pretty aware of their body type.

Not accusing anyone of body shaming in this case, but it is a problem on both ends of the spectrum.

Tina Mallette said...

My first reaction to seeing AJ's dress is - honey did you get grab that from the mother of the bride section of a shop and then ah yes we needed to find a dress that looks we can see her boobs, to make everyone feel like a peeping tom wondering what those reconstructed breasts actually look like

Maybe Leto has an eye lift?

Layna Day said...

Ugh, I always forget a word. I was saying "like pointing out my being fat."

anon said...

Sandy B is perfection in that dress - the cut, the color, the hair - she looks fantastic! Best dressed of the night.

Erik said...

Sandra and Cate are hot.

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Camilla has one of the best figures EVER ... gorgeous.

Charlize looked stunning, as always, but her dress ... could have chosen better.

Cate looked amazing and very rarely gets it wrong.

~~Stepforded~~ said...

@Tina - a good friend of mine knows of Charlize and she's not all roses and sunshine as most would like to believe. Her angelic looks are not representative of her personality; her looking moody would be the norm, from what I've heard.

~~Stepforded~~ said...

I thought Sandra looked pissed off when Ellen said "Sandy - have you got any money" - she was looking at the person beside her as if to say "Is she meant to be addressing ME?" That was stupid though. Ellen was far too casual a host for the Oscars. Get Billy Crystal back next time, or let that really well spoken lady who works for the Academy - the one who announced the nominees with Hemsworth a few months back, and who made a speech last night.

I don't get everyone's love for Matthew McC. His voice drives me batty. I thought he was talking like that as a pisstake in his acceptance speech, but I've heard interviews on TV with him today and it seems to be his real voice! What with that and his keenness to play bongos in the nude ... nope; too weird for me.

I loved Harry's comment about Leto looking like a bug from outer space ... that had me laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair. I concur!

gr8p said...

MM and his partner, the body language says it all and her face! Not happy times.

Red said...

Amy, Sandra, JLaw looked great. Sandy finally did something with her hair besides long-straight-hanging that always makes me itch for scissors.
Camilla's been giving bitch-face for a while & her dress is too pale for her skin. Lupita's dress was a good color, brighter on TV than in stills, but who wants to see that skeletal chest & ribcage with warts or scars on the sternum? Not me. Are we supposed to think she was a victim of Kenyan violence? Are those little bullet holes? Just yuck!

Aoife said...

I'm surprised at all the comments about Lupita's chest. She looked like a goddess in that gown and it caught the light perfectly. "Nairobi Blue" is the only color and only Prada I've ever seen that looks good. Prada designs for women built like Lupita.

I didn't like Cate's gown. Too much stuff hanging off of it for my taste. Sandra and Angie both looked matronly to me.

Jared Leto did musician better than Pharrell who was just not dressed for the Oscars.

My ex loved Camilla's gown. I hated it. The body language between them isn't good.

Amy Adams needed something to make that gown pop. Maybe a large diamond something around her neck or on her arm?