Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Blind Item #10

A birthday party is probably not the best time for this former B list tweener who makes her living on tweener shows when not making news to tell this former A list tweener and birthday celebrant who wants to get into real television and movies that the B lister had sex with the A lister's boyfriend and found him wanting and told everyone how bad he is in bed.

35 comments:

lazyday603 said...

Victoria Justice for the birthday girl. Vanessa Hudgens for the mean girl? All the tweener Mean Girl blinds all seem to end up being Vanessa Hudgens.

Vera L- said...

Tisdale for the A lister.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Mccurdy

sandybrook said...

Jeannette McCurdy for the B lister
I was heading for Biebs until the word "she" came io for the A Lister so I got nothibg

Seven of Eleven said...

LowKey gifted some punctuation somewhere and I think B Profane said there's a ratings card floating around. That might help...

Vera L- said...

yep, you got it, Pierson Fode, Justice and McCurdy.

McCurdy needs to stay away from the Pistons, the team is bad enough as it is!

LottaColada said...

Yikes, use a period somewhere.

WareCat said...

i read this multiple times in my head & thrice out loud.
i still can't decipher this shit.

i actually have a gif of Jeannette, a clip from iCarly. u can see her tits.

sandybrook said...

All she did was kiss him and he sucked so he leaked sexy times selfies for revenge

LottaColada said...

"...and found him wanting..." Huh?

Chris J said...

McCurdy for the b list and Justice for the A.

sandybrook said...

Found him wanting=not up to par with what shes used to banging

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@sandybrook I'm betting she leaked them. If all they did was kiss, why would he have nekkid photos of her?

Renoblondee said...

That phrase means he was lacking. I think more Brits use ir than us?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lotta, he wasn't a good kisser.

Jennette McCurdy Fans Defend Her Racy Pics On Twitter

Violet said...

I loved the description of their week long, crappy kissing tryst as an actual 'relationship'.
Anyways, hasn't she spent the last god knows how many years screwing around with some creepy old enough to be her father tv producer?

sandybrook said...

She was wearing lingerie she wasn't nekkid.

Sugar said...

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a B lister having sex with the A lister's boyfriend last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You get the idea, Sandy. It sounds like she's making moves to ditch the Disney image.

sandybrook said...

Yeah she needs work iCarly is done.

Seven of Eleven said...

That does sound serious.

Sugar said...

this is what it looked like when the B lister saw everything

sandybrook said...

I'm really disappointed that Kristin and Sugar didn't share their everckear and moonshine adventures. I know you 2 betches had to

LottaColada said...

Thanks for breaking that down my betches.

Sugar said...

Sandy, I even went to college in Mississippi! Isn't that the moonshine capital of the world?
You'll never hear my story. A girl's gotta have some secrets!

sandybrook said...

Tennessee moreso than that but yeah... and TTM is nowhere to be found today either and if there's anyone I know drank that stuff its her!

Lucas said...

@Seven - I love you for the FOTC gif.

Mama Ray said...

Definitely sounds like McCurdy for the Blister... She is actually still on a current show on Nickelodeon, Sam & Cat... guessing they aren't happy about the photos!
As a huge comedy podcast listener, I have heard her episode of You Made it Weird where she dissed the 1 week bf... condsidering he is only like 19, I can see if he was immature that he could very well have played a part in her photos being leaked...
She also admitted that she has had costars try to make small talk & ask her about her weekend & she had to let them know that they weren't really friends, so let's not bother with the fake small talk. Nice.

Brent Vassar said...

McCurdy for Blister, Freudian. I have no idea who any these people are. Asshats

LowKey said...

Holy Run-On Sentence, Batman!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lucas, it IS Wednesday! :D

Tyger Lilly said...

I can't believe I'm about to dive head first into this middle school drama, but...
If this Jeanette girl only went out with this basketball player for a week or so and supposedly only kissed him (it being so disappointing), then why did she send him sexy pics of herself?

Sherry said...

Oh Seven, how me and the Opster love that song...Businezz socks!

Josh said...


Jennette McCurdy for B-list tweener making news, and Victoria Justice for former A list and birthday celebrant. But it's MTV real TV? I'm a bit lost here.

Leekalicious said...

The icarly show was really good. I watched it with my kids for years. Very entertaining.