Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Blind Item #3

This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.

30 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Rumor Willis

TalksTooMuch said...

That just sounds unsanitary. And obnoxious

sugarbread maker said...

Katie cassidy

Danielle Williams said...

Rumor Willis

FSP said...

C-Bone

Violet said...

Loud is for show offs, it's probably not even good sex anyway. Rumor and the rest of these celeb offspring need to get a proper job so they can expend their energy in more productive ways.

katydid said...

Only in Hollywood would people clap for someone getting their cooties all over a public bathroom, ugh, gross.

Topper Madison said...

Who was at the Abbey? (I'm guessing this is a lesbian.)

OneEyeCharlie said...

If it had been Count, at least he would have had a sock to stuff in her mouth.

Randarenee said...

Spencer Grammer

Leekalicious said...

@katydid You KNOW it!

Anna Belle said...

If it was that loud it was fake

Maureen said...

Can't be Rumer. Neither Demi or Bruce are C list television

Sherry said...

Amen Violet. Can't they wait to get home?

Good one Charlie.

Maureen, I think the television actress is C list not the parents. Could be any of them or ALL of them!

Eros said...

Thats what I thought. Isnt rumer more d or f. Checked her imdb. Shes been a busy girl on t.v. surprised by that

Maureen said...

Sorry. I read the Blind incorrectly. This could indeed be Rumer as she fits the definition of C list TV.

CharRicho said...

Ok. Because who doesn't have sex in a nightclub in front of everyone?

Count Jerkula said...

Nah Charlie. Hand over mouth and pinch nose closed when too loud. I do enjoy some noise, but a betch gotta keep it reasonable.

rosie riveter said...

Loud=fake???

rosie riveter said...

Yall need better sex if so

rajahcat said...

@Char

I know right?

Snootches said...

Her performance = yelling Oh Oh Oh? I would think they'd need to see her in action to fairly judge her performance.

skimpymist said...

Chateau marmont is the famous place

auntliddy said...

Ugh, why hv sex in toilet? Elevator i can see, toilet no.

Red said...

Was the guy blind? Who could look at Rumer's face & perform?

Alita said...

^5 rosie - loud does not always = fake.

And I have the pleasure marks seared into my brain stem to prove it.

Alita said...

If she was the loud one, receiving such pleasure despite being in a public bathroom, surely he should get the acclaim?

It's like picking a hair stylist because she has the best 'do - no! Ask for the stylist that did her hair!

Count Jerkula said...

@Red: That is why god invented doggystyle.

cowbulls said...

Now, now. I've know a woman or two in my life that were quite loud. They were good for a man's ego. I'd say the odds were the noise was just for show but we can't be sure.

Renoblondee said...

Loud can mean good. Agree.