Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Blind Item #4

This former A list mostly television actor who once also climbed to A- in the movies still has A list name recognition. He also is on a really long running show but gets lost on cable. He was not shy about the booze or the groping of random women the other night but kept getting away with it because of his smile. The married actor convinced a woman about half his age and half in the bag to leave with him later in the night. He probably fondled three or four sets of breasts and lots of butt grabbing the other night. Never got slapped.

31 comments:

Peggy Too said...

Is Keifer married?

Seven of Eleven said...

Could have saved himself some fondling time with the right woman, but I think she got lost on cable.

FSP said...

The right woman would have the 3rd on her back...for slow dancing.

Beth said...

Fergie's husband?

Cleodacat said...

Did Caruso make it that high in movies?

Jessi said...

Ted Danson

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Not sure if Justified is considered long-running, but I probably wouldn't slap Timothy Olyphant if he touched my butt.

Peggy Too said...

Um, which are her real breasts and I'd think that get-up would hurt.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Oh god, wait. Is this Danny Devito??

FSP said...

I like Cleodacat's guess.

Vera L- said...

Ted Allen

CocoaBeachBunny said...

"The stunning star, who wears a prosthetic third breast in the movie..." Whew.

sarah.estell said...

An actor with a good smile. I don't see Caruso with a good smile. Does he ever smile? Or, is the smile just meaning he came across as nice and kind of joking? The DeVito guess is pretty good. Cable show....

Vera L- said...

Jesus, did I write Ted Allen? I meant Tim Allen.

SarahElizabeth said...

steve carrell?

JBM said...

Is David Duchovny's cable show still on?

th47 said...

I'd also go with DeVito. First known as a TV actor on Taxi, then did movies, now on a long-running cable show (Always Sunny in Philadelphia).

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Does DeVito have a smile that allows him to get away with being a hound dog? I think this has to be someone else.

crila16 said...

This sounds like James Spader ...except for the long running show part.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Oopsie are you suggesting any woman would turn down this hot slab of human?

canadachick said...

William H Macy

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Haha @Kristin. You're right; who could?? :P

auntliddy said...

He must have some smile to get away with that!!!! Not to mention the kervorka!!!!

Marty McFly said...

So hoping for Tom Selleck here!

Marty McFly said...

Ok, sad face. Blue Bloods isn't on cable :(.

BeautifulStranger said...

David Duchovy

BeautifulStranger said...

Oh half his age, not him then. How do I delete comments?

th47 said...

@Oopsy_Daisy

However, the "lots of butt grabbing" line would point to DeVito, since he might not be able to reach up high enough to get anything else.

Count Jerkula said...

Get it, Bro. If they don't complain, then they enjoyed it.

NaughtyNurse said...

GASP! William H. Macy would NEVER!!! Sounds like Danny Devito.

sugarbread maker said...

Is the whole lost on cable
Half his age
Half in the bag
A nod to Danny devito' s um.. height??