Thursday, March 13, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B+ list rapper who is more known for his hard to type name rather than his music sent his gorgeous celebrity offspring home the other night so he could hook up with some stripper he met at a party. According to the stripper the rapper was texting his girlfriend while he was being serviced. Well, at least he likes to keep in touch.

26 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Eminem couldn't be considered a hard name... Hayley is gorgeous though.

greasybitches1 said...

asp rocky

TalksTooMuch said...

He sounds conflicted. Dating is tough, y'all.

Wiz Khalifa?

Lola said...

Xzibit is that hard to spell?

LottaColada said...

Will Smith

greasybitches1 said...

eminem is a A list rapper NOT A B LIST SO NOT HIM

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't listen to rap music at all, ever, and I know who Eminem is and how to spell it because it doesn't melt in my mouth or my hand.

Apparently, according to the stripper*, neither does this "B+ list" rapper.

*Strippers remove clothing: look but don't touch.
Prostitutes do servicing: look and touch, or look and be touched, or text and be touched.

nurysp said...

which rapper is old enough have a gorgeous celebrity daughter??

Err said...

I feel like the gorgeous celebrity offspring is his girlfriend. Not HIS offspring.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

ok no need to yell

s.breezy29 said...

I think they mean the celeb offspring is the significant other? Could it be Eddie Murphy's daughter Bria? She is gorgeous and was dating a few celebs before

crila16 said...

Did Enty ever end up sending out the celeb status list yet?

Maggie Smith said...

this one is hard because I cannot think of someone who is more known for a hard to type name..is chanel iman the offspring of someone famous?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Maggie, I was thinking K'naan but can't make him fit.

trainrides said...

Lol @Kristin But I'M WITH YOU greasybitches, EMINEM IS DEFINITELY A LIST.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Trainrides has jokes today. How are you doing, boo boo? :)

tara17 said...

Hey Seven, in Canada strippers unfortunately have to touch via lap dances. My intel dates from the late 90s but I doubt it's changed.

crila16 said...

I like the Wiz Khalifa guess. That name is a toughy.

CharRicho said...

Hard to type might be different than hard to spell. Or I might be reaching. I'm not sure that actually helps anyway.

Maybe I'm just having trouble typing this morning because I'm too tired for life, so I'm thinking simple names are hard to type.

Pazazz said...

Bria Murphy is dating pleasure p...I wouldn't consider him b list tho

sandybrook said...
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sandybrook said...

Wockaflockaflame

auntliddy said...

Better question, which rapper didnt?

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Jamie Foxx's daughter is really pretty. No idea how old she is, though.

Alita said...

I LOVE TOY KRISTIN

I'm comfortable with that typo.

Alita said...

@CharRicho ... On the wrong day, 'I' is liable for typo. My worst - exam - couldn't remember how to spell 'if.'

Seriously.