Thursday, March 27, 2014

Blind Item #6- Easy Easy

While hanging out with his baby mama and his harem, this A list everything guy managed to find time to have sex with a pap. Our A lister said he just wanted to do his part for good relations.

50 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

baby mama drama

sandybrook said...

Jay zeezeey

Karen said...

Simon Cowell

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Jay Z, the almighty camel

Tricia Shaw said...
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Shit You Can't Buy said...

ohh love the Simon guess! *jumps on Simon train*

Dena said...

Simon

aemish said...

It could be Simon!

www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/26/bikini-paparazzo-anne-hathaway-spews-hatred-and-negativity-at-paps-calls-them/

Violet said...

Simon at the opening if his musical last night. A quicky outside the theatre - it's what all the top people are up to these days.

Habibti said...

Manwhore Simon Cowell comes to mind.

sandybrook said...

Yeah Simon is a better guess

Karen said...

@Shit You Can't Buy, you wouldn't be the first to jump on the Simon train. ;)

Seven of Eleven said...

Sex with a pap? I didn't know roaches could have "good relations" with humans. You learn something new every day!

Gayeld said...

+1

wanton said...

Keeping up good relations is tough, y'all!

Gayeld said...

@7/11. Who would be the roach, Simon or the Pap?

Kno Won Uno said...

OK, in my head, I saw this guy (Simon?) walking down the street with his baby mama & the paps, grabbing a pap of undetermined gender, banging said pap up against the wall of maybe a bank...and then returning to baby mama to continue their stroll. SuperSkeev

tennis peach said...

Simon

aemish said...

FOX411: Who's the nicest to paps?

Fazio: Many celebs are nice to the paps, or at least tolerate us, as they knew before they became famous that paparazzi are just part of the fame game. The majority of celebs who spot paparazzi will just carry on with whatever they are doing and hope the pictures come out nice. Paparazzi is nothing new or surprising. It's been around for a long time and is never going away. So most celebs get it. One of the nicest I've met recently was Simon Cowell. Not only did he just carry on regularly with whatever he was doing so that everyone would get nice pictures, but he would go out of his way to say hello to everyone, and even sometimes engage in casual conversation. He seems like a genuinely happy person who does not take his good fortune for granted, and who also has a genuine respect for the people around him, even if those people happen to be paparazzi. He pretty much blew me away with his tolerance and his kindness.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'm with my in-case-of-emergency contact, Karen!

Kno Won Uno said...

Logan Fazio? That works.

MontanaMarriott said...

It'd be really JUICY if the pap were a dude

sandybrook said...

Oh yeah Logan Fazio is this hot pap who works Miami Beach in her teeny weeny bikini. She works for this blind.

Karen said...

@Kristin, it's Thirsty Thursday--wine o'clock yet?

mooshki said...

Kanye. Hahahahahahaha!

Count Jerkula said...

Gotta be Simon, his whores all get along.

TalksTooMuch said...

I totally flashed to the dude Britney was dating, abut couldn't make it work in my head!

Anna Belle said...

Simon...harem & baby mama

Derek Harvey said...

What happens in TTMs head should STAY in TTMS head *jokes*

S said...

How is Simon Cowell A-list everything? He's not in movies, doesn't sing or write, etc.

TalksTooMuch said...

Apparently it's being thrown up all over the place by someone else today, Derek! Yay!

Derek Harvey said...

yeah its kinda annoying. I thought you had copy-right for that shit?

TalksTooMuch said...

Totally annoying, right?? But that's probably the point.

Derek Harvey said...

and then someone suggested that we have a "ya'll free" April but little do they know about your contractional obligations with enty ; )

MadLyb said...

The important question: was the pap male or female?

caroline david said...

If the paps is a dude,it's juicy for Simon

SometimesJenny said...

Kanye and a guy pap. Damn gay fish!

urban chaos said...

Every time I see y'all from TTM I get confused- immediately I think southern but then remind myself she's from Calgary- or has y'all just become a country catch phrase that transcends geography

TalksTooMuch said...

Apparently I may be getting all y'all-ed oot

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm not from Calgary!

urban chaos said...

You aren't? Why did I think you were from out west? I just associate you with western Canada and because of the catchphrase y'all country music.
Simply because my 'y'all friends are southern and/or are southern country music fans.'

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

I wonder if Cowell's or murder inc's list of f wordings is longer than Paris Hilton's.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Geography is SO overrated, y'all

it took forever said...

why do these women accept all kinds of bull in their relationship

Aoife said...

Simon Cowell.

Kiki G said...

Go away wanton

Kiki G said...

Why wanton why
I know I'm breaking the troll rule by mentioning but wanton - please

ashanean said...

Simon Cowell probably in Miami

Jou Jou 212 said...

Simon says "it is good relations to have relations.." Carry on dear chap!!

di butler said...

Hang on tight to those fur pie tits, pap person!