Sunday, March 16, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A+ list everything except movies drank three bottles of champagne in about 90 minutes while waiting to appear on the big premiere of a show. Drunk out of her mind.

44 comments:

jane3113 said...

One of Fallon's first night guests?

TalksTooMuch said...

Look for the gassiest person you can imagine. Lotta tiny bubbles = Madame Burpsalot

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Betty.

Derek Harvey said...

Mimi

Derek Harvey said...

though Glitter was GOLD

Janet296 said...

Lindsey Lohan was one of the people in Fallon's $100 bit.

th47 said...
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th47 said...

Females in the Fallon $100 bit were Tina Fey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, and Lindsay Lohan.

Gaga or Mariah probably fit the description best, maybe Rivers if the A+ ranking would fit.

TalksTooMuch said...

Were any of them particularly burpy, did you notice, th47?

FlirtyChick74 said...

I'll go with Mariah

sugarbread maker said...

All of them. Gaggag- for sure and it would be easier to keep track of when mimi ' s sober.

Chief2224 said...

This reminds me that scene from "Elf" where Buddy shotguns the 2-liter of Coke and lets out a monster burp a few minutes later. Only I'm imagining Mariah with the monster burp and that makes it even funnier.

Frufra said...

@Chief - "Did you hear that??" We love Buddy so hard at our house.

Renoblondee said...

Gaga isn't A+ everything but acting. Mariah.

TalksTooMuch said...

Have we been on topic long enough? Can we ask Derek aboot his date yet??

th47 said...

I'd say Mariah looked the most likely to have had three bottles of champagne, though none were obviously drunk (by my standards anyway).

OneEyeCharlie said...

We have. Someone needs to ask, and you're just that woman, TTM!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Derek! How was the date????

Derek Harvey said...

hey TTM---it was good thanks for asking. Prob another one soon--we just watched movies (well sorta) ; )

Brenda L said...

First base?

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Derek got some!

Derek Harvey said...

2nd base 3rd base homerun

Derek Harvey said...

nah just 2nd base---gotta test out the merchandise..lol

jai96 said...

Mariah Carey

Brenda L said...

I love it when sex is described in "bases"....reminds me of the good ol' days! :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Yes, but now I've forgotten what each base means, Brenda! Homerun I vaguely remember

Derek Harvey said...

I think
1st base kissing
2nd case ya know--touching lol
3rd base oral
4th base intercourse
But who knows what the wild kids do these days!
Or Count. His 1st base probably involves a ball gag thing lol

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Derek: That last line made me spit potato chips. Well done.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Would it help I we used curling terminology instead?

Around the Horn sounds promising.

Back of the house... Probably not on first date.

Bite Stick... NO, just NO

Front of the House… third date, legs shaved

Tee Line... Say hello to the girls.

It's a start. I had no idea curling could be so risqué. I may have to watch it some time.

LowKey said...

LOL TTM!

LowKey said...

Good one, Derek!
Count probably has more bases than the US Navy.

NaughtyNurse said...

What?! Derek!! I'm SHOCKED! You must be WAY younger than I am, because the bases when I was growing up were:
1st base: kissing
2nd base: hands up the shirt
3rd base: hands in the pants
4th base/home run: sex

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

What is Carey A+ in? She is A+ in music, diva and knockers if you strecht it a little, but I don't recall anything else (tv, literature...).

TalksTooMuch said...

I am such a bad Canuckadian, even that doesn't help, Charlie! Although it DOES make me want to watch curling

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm with you, NN! I thought there was shirt somewhere in there and I had no idea oral was on that menu

parissucksliterally said...

Mariah

Renoblondee said...

Me too @Naughty!

Countess Eden said...

Mimi ! She loves champagne and could def drink that much in 90mins

Matt said...

The blinds always have stories like this, but i rack my brain thinking about it and van never figure it out. Simply because I've seen plenty of people who drink like this and there are always sure signs. Tops is usually slurred speech and being off balance. While Mimi and Gaga have had there share of odd appearances, they never seem to aft drunk, as much as people seem to like to say they are. Every interview Mimi has done lately, as whacky as she act, she's always completely coherent and composed, and speaks clearly. Doesn't seem drink at all, just a little loopy. And Gaga just loves the attention she gets from acting weird and outlandish.

Matt said...

The blinds always have stories like this, but i rack my brain thinking about it and van never figure it out. Simply because I've seen plenty of people who drink like this and there are always sure signs. Tops is usually slurred speech and being off balance. While Mimi and Gaga have had there share of odd appearances, they never seem to aft drunk, as much as people seem to like to say they are. Every interview Mimi has done lately, as whacky as she act, she's always completely coherent and composed, and speaks clearly. Doesn't seem drink at all, just a little loopy. And Gaga just loves the attention she gets from acting weird and outlandish.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oral was never on that list of bases, because oral is MORE intimate than intercourse! Oral wasn't something done BEFORE you actually had intercourse with somebody! That is definitely a shift in perception over the past 15 years or so. Dumb kids thinking they can avoid STDs by having oral sex. Wait until they all have head and neck cancer from HPV.

Erik said...

I thought the kids today were more into anal (grand slam?)...

Sprink said...

Today's kids need more bases, clearly.

I call BS on three bottles. Maybe two, but not three.

Eros said...

Rihanna or bey...leaning towards Ri