Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Blind Item #7

Apparently this recent Academy Award winner has been using a pick up line on women that includes what he would like to do to them with his award. It has worked more than once.

57 comments:

sandybrook said...

Jordan Catalano?

VIPblonde said...

Leto

T. E. Cuz said...

uncle terry is rubbing off on him

sandybrook said...

*kneels down and praises the sun God*

Susan M said...

At first I read the blind and said "ewwww" and then read Leto and said "hmmmmm, well, I guess it's not so bad..." ;)

Sugar said...

OUCH!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Never trust a man with a poni-bun

rajahcat said...

Oscar's probably seen worse.......

Tara said...

There are rumors of Leto roughing up groupies - being very rough in bed when they ask him to stop or being very sexually aggressive in hitting on them. There's even a rape allegation. Now it's from tumblr so who knows but this is added suspicion.

Massive G said...

Wonder if he's having them shove Oscar up his ass (Cruise), or if he's shoving it up their ass (Pitt), or if he's shoving it up their cunt (Leto).

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm amusing myself picturing it actually being completely benign:

"Yeah, I'm putting together a coffee table book. Can I photoraph you with my award? Yeah, that's right, just hold it by your face and smile, like it's a can of soup and you're posing for a Campbell's ad!"

*CLICK!*

"Thanks so much! Have an awesome day, okay?"

Caraface said...

ummmm, I'm totally down for this. Call me, Jared.

Sugar said...

Or shoving it in their mouths so they'll shut it (Massive Wee)

Leekalicious said...

@Sugar

Two say Ouch!

Nothanksdarlin said...

Preach it

Nothanksdarlin said...

Well sh*t. I retract my initial lady boner then :(

Massive G said...

Suck my massive Nigger cock, white bitch. My cum tastes like chocolate milk, slut

Massive G said...

I don't want to hear about your masturbatory fantasies, Baby Huey. Pay a hooker and get sum already

under-a-rock said...

@massive G
WOW. Using the n-word on an anonymous gossip site bro??? That including verbally attacking and slandering a woman you have never met....
Hmmm...
How about you go find a people's choice award to stuff up ur ole dry c--t. ;-)
u seem like the bitterest of old hags, massive.

Sugar said...

~SWOON~

Leekalicious said...

@Massive G
That's not very nice.

It's like trying to talk to a grizzly bear, or that grumpy dog on Bugs Bunny that makes friends with the little kittne. Now that we're past that. Have you read James Ellroy novels? If you haven't, you should, you would absolutely love them - seriously. The ones I've read are set in 1950s-60s USA. You sound like a character who would have hopped right out of one of the books.

sandybrook said...

Considering Massive G is white and a troll and most likely a woman that makes it more offensives.

under-a-rock said...

@sandy
+1
+1
+1
ditto

Sherry said...

And again I agree with Sandy. I think Imma start a troll here. Should be fun! Everybody now...

Of course everyone knows I was the Kartrashians right?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Massive shitbag - How would you know what your cum tastes like unless you've been guzzling it harder than Bieber downs sizzurp?

Back to topic: What Jared does with the Oscar can't be worse than when Francis Coppola threw his out the window and broke the fucking things. Jared just needs to rinse them under soap and hot water and good as new.

hothotheat said...

I'd be down for it with Leto but unfortunately I'm too old for him (I'm over 16).

hothotheat said...

Oh, also, there's ONE story going around him getting rough and not stopping......I don't believe it. He gets so much hate who's to say someone didn't make that sh!t up. I do think he's into BDSM, though.

MelanieH said...

+1. Totally unacceptable. What are we missing here? Douchey behaviour.

MelanieH said...

+1. Totally unacceptable. What are we missing here? Douchey behaviour.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Well. I'm gonna guess that Oscar just watches. That's all.

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Matthew Mc.

Renoblondee said...

I like your guess @Cocoa! LOL

Babbitty Snob said...

I've heard Leto has a HUGE cock, I would doubt that he would need to go this route in order to attract someone. I'm putting my bet on that horrible Robert Lopez character who did that sickeningly cute acceptance speech with his wife.

Cindy said...

Anyone ever see Leto's video for Hurricane? :)

Unknown said...

If it's Leto why would it be douchy behavior? He's handsome, women seem to adore him, it's between consenting adults and as long as he sanitizes the award I don't see what the big deal is. Even without it he was wildly desirable and had women throwing themselves at him.

Alita said...

Leeky, I think Austen is more her speed.

discoflux said...

"Say girl, lemme stick my Oscar up yer pooper!"

Sugar said...

Only if it head side up!

Leekalicious said...

@Alita
He's not really a woman is he? (naive here)

mesewprettyoneday said...

Massive G you're not a black person, and you know it.

sugarbread maker said...

Why did ffc. Throw his out a window? ? Please tell all?

Count Jerkula said...

Leto, with the Oscar, in the butt.

Count Jerkula said...

JBE's reveal that Massive eats his own cum wiped the smile of the Baby Huey/hooker comment right off my face.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@sugarbread - back in 76' Coppola was being turned down by A list actors all over because nobody wanted to spend six months in the Philippines filming Apocalypse Now for him. After Pacino said "no", Francis picked up his Oscars and chucked them out the window down onto the street where they broke.

Tsk. Tsk. Temper, temper

Flora Goforth said...

@Babbitty Snob

Someone has been posting links to it on Datalounge lately.

skippy said...

@massiveG. Wow! Go & have a coffee & chill. Make sure it's a decaf .

Silkprint said...

Leto has a big pickle?

Sugar said...

That's hilarious!

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LowKey said...

LOL, Susan M, same here!

MadLyb said...

Leto! Wasn't a fan, but am liking him more and more. He was fantastic in DBC. The paps had their hands all over it. Wrap that Oscar up!

Massive G said...

Chill, motherfuckers. I ain't black. I am AFrican American. Your gramps chained my gramps up and brought him over here as a slave. Three generations later, I sell pussy and smack on the streets to your fine young son. Word.

Seven of Eleven said...

@JBE, that's some story. I didn't know Coppola was such a tool, but I'm not terribly surprised that Nic Cage's uncle has some temper tissues.

I don't get Leto's hotness, but he's apparently sex on a stick for many! I can't imagine any act done with an Oscar statue to be comfortable, though. {shudder}

sugarbread maker said...

Oh .The 3 he won for the gfp3?? I had to scoobydoo. That. I'm not gonna front like I memorized imbd. And I can see how the rage anger issues run deep like a river in the Nicholas Cage / Coppella; family. .
Similar to the crazy that flows down the River Roberts.

Massive G said...

I'm a fucking African prince, bitch!

Massive G said...

Leto yells them he's gonna rubs their clit with Oscar but he winds up shoving Oscar up their asses.