Monday, March 24, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

December 3, 2013

Not much has been heard from this A list singer in the past couple of years. He has tried to focus all the attention on his music and pretending to be a happily married man. Gone is the bad boy image and philanderer that was so prevalent before. Not to worry though. He has not gone on the straight and narrow. He has just been getting much much better at keeping everything under wraps. He has spent months perfecting what he thinks is a foolproof plan but the problem he is facing is his lust. See, at the beginning he did keep everything quiet. Sure, I was hearing whispers that he had one mistress stashed in an apartment that he would see just twice a month. Nothing ever confirmed though. She was on the books as an employee and her apartment rent was her housing allowance. He also had several people on tour with him who actually did do the jobs they were asked to do because the singer's wife wanted to see the resumes of all the female employees. No problem for our singer though because he hired professionals but also those who would keep him happy. He got greedy though and started really drinking and coking it up again and that is where the cracks developed. Late night visits from his regular dealer who saw some women with our singer. The room service guys bringing up booze and ice to a naked singer who didn't bother covering himself while a woman was sprawled naked on a sofa. So far the wife seems unaware of what is going on but it is just a matter of time.

Foreign born. Has at least one child.

55 comments:

Renoblondee said...

No idea and sorry to go O/T but Stacy Keibler elf is also pregnant.

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Buble

Janzy75 said...

Michael Buble def

UKSass said...

Robbie

Count Jerkula said...

@Reno: NY Post had Keibler pregnant a week or 2 ago. Former WWE Diva/TNA Knock Out Micky James is also said to be with child.

Deli down the street ran out of my cigarettes for the first time in probably 8-9years. I'm kinda getting the OCD shakes.

urban chaos said...

Robbie williams?

UKSass said...

Robbie

VeronicaCostello said...

I agree, this sounds like Robbie Williams.

T. E. Cuz said...

@count, any other stores nearby? if one gas station doesnt have them, another one will

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Buble the auto tuned philandering booze hound and coke fiend.

Bacon Ranch said...

Could be Chris Martin, though him cheating isn't a shocker.

Tina Mallette said...

Daily Mail has a photo of Robbie Williams with his little girl from 2 days ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2586572/Robbie-Williams-carries-adorable-daughter-Theodora-Rose-car-afternoon-together.html

Anothergrayhare said...

I thought Buble but can't be bothered to google if he has a kid or not. I thought his wife was still pregnant.

M. Brown said...

Keith Urban.

Tina Mallette said...

Buble and his wife have one child also, a boy

http://iwantpop.com/7409/michael-buble-and-family-high-fliers/

Tina Mallette said...

Both Buble and Williams are on tour, so is Urban. Hmmm.

Of the three I would see Williams has been best at being sneaky.

crila16 said...

I was wondering why he was being so quiet.

Sherry said...

I thought Robbie Wms immediately.

Count Jerkula said...

@TE: Yeah, I have another store nearby that carries them for me, but that would be a 10minute round trip that I don't want to do right now.

I'll deal w/ the not quite right smokes and go out later for the usual ones.

WareCat said...

Jerk!
the fukn Speedway down the street from me ran out of my Camels too.
the fuck is going on here?
i'm starting to get nervous.

TalksTooMuch said...

Can't make a ho a husband

TalksTooMuch said...

And on a side note, OT even! Warecat and Count: this is a perfect love connection! Make it so!!

Discobitch said...

Did Robbie marry his babymama? He's been fairly busy here in the uk with an album and doing stuff with take that. I say the bubble :)

Discobitch said...

Nvm he married her in 2010 I still say bubble though

WareCat said...

we're totally telling Chuck Woolery all the deets tomorrow, TTM.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't know, TTM. This Warecat broad might be a little too wild for me. I may need a tranquilizer gun to insure my safety ;)

sugarbread maker said...

But goop doesn't care. Just don't ruin her Himalaya sheets from Buddhist monks With skank stink.

sugarbread maker said...

Delivery service. Duh!

CharRicho said...

I think this is either Buble or Robbie Williams.

Keith Urban has a penchant for sleeping with his groupies, and I'm pretty sure Nicole knows about it. They seem to have some kind of understanding. And I don't think you could say that "not much has been heard about" him in the past couple of years. He's been HUGE!

Chris Martin has not been keeping any cheating on the downlow. His marriage is basically over.

Of Buble and Williams I'd guess Buble given that he's probably a bit more A list than Williams (although now I'm maybe thinking Williams because he's been quieter over the past couple of years than Bubes.. who knows, just second guessing myself)

WareCat said...

Hold up!
U got tranquilizers?!
Y the fuck u never told me that?
Last time I share my drugs w/ u.
Jerk face.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't use roofies to get in panties, I use them if I need an escape opportunity.

TalksTooMuch said...

This sounds like it's going great! Just remember, kids:

Pics or it didn't happen

WareCat said...

that was pretty funny, Jerk

Lol!, TTM.

Count Jerkula said...

@Warecat: Don't get mad, Sweetness. I'm just funnin you. I'll share my drugs.

WareCat said...

I kno, Jerk!
We bust each other's balls.
That's how we roll.

Dnt worry.
I wnt go all Left Eye on u.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't care if you burn down my house, just don't cut my junk off.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oi! Watch it with the eye jokes.

Sounds like I need to do a ciggie run to Cleveland. Load up with Camels and roll down the turnpike.

WareCat said...

I'll meet u in Toledo, Charlie.
I'll save u the toll money.

Count Jerkula said...

Dang! Charlie's bird doggin me.

OneEyeCharlie said...

No man. I was just looking at it from a money making perspective. Where there's one person desperate for Camels in Cleveland, there must be a multitude. Be fun to include "smuggler" on my resume. Although... I did sneak a gun into Canada once. A long time ago....

Susannah Leigh Murray said...

I see Rod Stewart for this but ... Maybe he's too old to be acting this way .. Unless his Viagra prescription is current lol

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't believe I missed this!

versace buckles said...

Robbie Williams was in my head from the first sentence.

Squeezebox said...

I guessed Rod Stewart when this BI first ran and I'm sticking with it. He had an extended run in Vegas which would explain the woman in the apartment and the regular room service visits to his hotel room. And the man is a notorious poon hound, drinker, and druggie.

Tiger Lillyblu said...

Definitely Michael Buble, Enty has published a handful of blind items on him, this blind sums up all the blinds in one.

Aoife said...

Going with Buble.

WeeBurd said...

... longtime lurker here, who finally got of her arse and registered a Google account so I can join in. This is Robbie Williams for sure. He is a twat.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for new commenting, WeeBurd!!

TalksTooMuch said...

And guys, howzit coming? Chuck here has some gift certs to Sizzler; sounds like you have already reached an agreement as to substance abuse, yay!

WeeBurd said...

Cheers, TTM, I follow this site daily, it's my wee guilty pleasure! Currently fannying about trying to get a profile pic to show- this may take some time ;-)

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL whatever you do, stay away from the Google circles! Apparently they cannot be gotten oot of

Count Jerkula said...

When you start s new Google acct, use an obviously fake name and they will kill your G+ acct amd leave you w/ Gmail. That is what happened when I put cdancount as my first name and jerkula as my second. I was very happy about it.

Count Jerkula said...

When you start s new Google acct, use an obviously fake name and they will kill your G+ acct amd leave you w/ Gmail. That is what happened when I put cdancount as my first name and jerkula as my second. I was very happy about it.

AIP said...

I can't stand his schtick and I wish I could say that "not much was heard from him in the past couple of years" on this side of the Atlantic; it seems like he's announcing another bloody gig or his mug is on the telly for the gazillionth time.

That annoying old soak Robbie Williams is back on the scene, so maybe him. Or how about we go a but more old school... I'd suggest Rod Stewart too, but he's way too cheap.

di butler said...

My friend lived down the road from Andre when Left Eye burned down his house. She was screaming into the phone to me, "come over right now, you wong believe this shit!" lololol. I didn't.

Buble for the blind. Urban just bangs groupie girls, Robbie isn't big here in the US, no reason to think he'd be not quiet.