Saturday, March 22, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

December 2, 2013

This Teen Mom woke up from a drunken stupor to find her boyfriend having Skype sex with another guy.

She is actually on Teen Mom 2.

37 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Janelles new baby daddy. He seems like a douche! The other 2 are married and Chelsea is single...

sandybrook said...

Why not Janelle?

Derek Harvey said...

I can not believe the way Janelles guy yelled at poor ol' Barbara (who raises Janelles first child!) for pushing her towards heroin etc!! I HATE JANELLE and I HATE HIM with a passion. I loooove Miss Barbara though.

TalksTooMuch said...

The point is probably not that it's hot, right? My bad

sandybrook said...

Most of Janelles guys wind up in jail so they learn to like boys that way.

TalksTooMuch said...

Someone seems invested...

Seven of Eleven said...

I feel like if I comment, it might be thread hijacking and I'm committed to avoiding recidivism, but ---- I'm always amused at terms like phone sex and now Skype sex. If you're having it with yourself, is it cheating? If you're talking to someone while having it with yourself - cheating? It a Tootsie roll center question.

sandybrook said...

As long as Miss Barbara raises the kid right ( we know she will do better at the job than Janelle could do and shes getting g a 2nd chance to prove everyone right).

Derek Harvey said...

lol its a guilty pleasure. Also Janelles new baby daddy has a kid already with another woman and does not pay child support. He claims to be an underwear model but he really sells vacation time-shares for a dodgy company. An on top of that he is Val Kilmers doppelganger.

WareCat said...

I guessed first!

sandybrook said...

Hows about cyber sex @7?

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel like I'm missing something, Seven. Or maybe a bunch of something.

Also, Skype sex only SOUNDS sexy. I hear it's mostly aboot cold leather chairs and awkward camera angles

Seven of Eleven said...

@sandy, another experience I've not experienced and therefore cannot offer a comment, only speculative questions. :/

@Warecat

TalksTooMuch said...

Damnit Warecat!!

Just didn't want to upset you like poor disco last week

Sherry said...

Wouldn't it be called mutual masturbation?

Derek...baby, sweetie..Come on down, have a sweet tea and turn off the Teen Mom...Just no, baby.

Jenn said...

Maybe he was Skyping with KEEEE-FAAAH

baumyak said...

it's Jenelle

baumyak said...

and she was pregnant at this time too. nice. classy lady.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Great question @7. I kind of see this more as a form of emotional cheating. At least the perp isn't potentially exposing their partner to STDs they pick up though. I guess it's be important to know the context of the relationship he had with his Skyper, if it's an ex, ouch. This also brings up the issue of whether they would have sex if that was an available option

Count Jerkula said...

You would be amazed how seriously mental patients take Skype sex. I seen a mark harass the hell out of a cam whore because she was "fucking" another guy. When it turned out to be Skype fucking and I ridiculed the mark, cam whore got offended and unfollowed me on Twitter.

Personally I wouldnt trust anyone with video of me jerking off because I have heard 2nd hand stories of dudes getting shaken down.

Alexa Rose said...

It would be funny if this was Kailyn. After how she treated her first baby-daddy, I think she deserves some bad karma.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It is emotional cheating and who knows where it could lead to down the line? Often, cheating starts out with getting away with seemingly inconsequential little things but once that gets boring, then it becomes more interesting for the participants to want to up the stakes.

Not that I would know anything about that. Diddle-Dee-Dee.

Lovely spring weather we're having.

JSierra said...

It's JEnelle y'all. Have you learned nothing from AnnE?

Count Jerkula said...

Emotional cheating - a way for a chick to feel like a victim when her dude doesnt actually cheat. This also goes for chicks who complain about "porn addiction". If you take the lead out of the pencil, he will have nothing to write with.

rosie riveter said...

How are a adults going to know this?? Isnt this show for 21 and younger? Im so proud I DONT know the answer. weird..

Geez Louise said...

Janelle. Not ashamed to be a fan. #dontshamerealitytv

Leekalicious said...

Is he going to be doing Skype sex in from of the child next time? I hope she finds someone who is sexually on the same page as she is. This guy obviously cares little for her feelings.

Geez Louise said...

Judgey. Cos sum1 skype don't mean there kids is their.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You have a point there @Count but there are couples who consider emotional cheating to be worse than if it is just sexual. That's true to
Some extent in the US. This is still really common back in Czech Republic though. I have several family members back home who are open about being or having mistresses. It's a lot more socially acceptable over there to do such things, but the general underlying principle is that family always comes first. They screw around a lot, they just can't develop feelings about it or let it split up the family

sugarbread maker said...

@7 @ttm I have never been o the same page with you more!
@count what's your twitter?
my brother's fiancé met someone online in a chatroom and 9 months after the wedding she left him for the guy who was married w/ 2 kids and lived across the country. emotional cheating is a gateway.

Leekalicious said...

@Geez louise I just meant that if the guy is thoughtless enough to do that in front of a girlfriend who might wake up, he might be thoughtless enough to do it in front of a child who also might wake up unexpectedly.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lady H: If the Czechs are cool with emotionless cheating, then I'm gonna mail order one of them broads. Lots of hot young porn whores in Prague.

@sugarbread: I got bored with Twitter a while back. I rarely go there anymore.

Lux said...

Jenelle's new baby daddy definitely likes the D. There were shirtless pics of him circulating that were found on some Vegas gay events site. Self submitted.

Lux said...

Also, for those of you who watch TM2, have you heard him speak!?!? His voice is worse than Goldenballs Beckham!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@count: Prague is basically the new Amsterdam at this point. We actually knew a guy who runs one of the biggest brothels there, in Wenceslas Square. He was a relative of my dad's friend. Told us some crazy shit about the Secret Service acting as go-betweens during the 2002 Summit in Prague. They were booked solid several months in advance. Czechs are some of the most liberal in terms of sexual attitudes. That comes mainly from the legacies of communism, and because practicing religion was illegal. Combine that with some of the social and economic factors there today-and all the good looking people- it's easy to see why many are projecting it to become the capital of sex tourism. Prostitution has been decriminalized there for a long time. I believe all if the presidents had mistresses publicly as well. Their most beloved president (Vaclav Havel) had MANY mistresses and no one gave a shit. He was even fucking my dad's coworker for years. Yet he will always be a saint over there. They have a very TD perspective about it: monogamy isn't supposed to work, it's about raising a family. Works very differently over there.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lady H: I like PublicAgent for its "girl off the street" bit of picking up chicks and slow rolling them with lots of cash.

laura ramona said...

@Count try Faketaxi. same croud in Prague or London