Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Blind Items Revealed - 20K Twitter Followers - Part Four

June 7, 2012

These two were in a movie together. They were actually even a couple for a bit. He used to be A list and has only ever done movies. He does not do much now. He spends a lot of his time doing nothing except watching his former co-star and flame. She is a movie actress but is not above doing television for the right part at the right time. Not her usual though. She has no idea he ex actually stalks her. She knows that he seems to show up at odd places and events halfway across the world but he always says he is working. He lives for the moments when they run into each other away from LA because that is the one time she will sometimes let her guard down and let him close to her again. back in the day he scared her. Scared her very badly. Too intense. Too controlling. Not anything like he appears in reality or even in his roles. Confrontational and would not back down. It was too much. She thinks he has change, but he hasn't. He makes sure to always be acting his best when she is around. The last few people he has dated have almost been her twin. One of them had the wrong hair color and he made her color it to match. Everyone who knows him assumes he managed to chase away her last boyfriend who almost married her. He lived to break them up and worked and work and worked at it. Our actor thinks that he can get her back despite what happened in the past. Despite the fact that when he touches her now she still looks like she is freaked out. She has told her friends and our actor that she would never take him back. He keeps trying though. Watching and following.

Keanu Reeves/Charlize Theron

67 comments:

Ray Nicolet said...

Boo, this was already revealed.

And Keanu does A LOT of good with all the money he has made.

sandybrook said...

I thought this was revealed? In any case this could explain Charlize and Sean Penn he can beat the living shit out of Keanu if necessary.

sinkabella said...

Done a while back!

TalksTooMuch said...

I think everyone guessed this but nobody believed it because of the whole SO and child dying and also the imaginary wife abroad

MontanaMarriott said...

It was already revealed.
HE'S CONTROLLING and now she is with Penn?? Talk about history repeating

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm sorry, sandybrook, I would not bet on Sean Penn in a stand-up fight with Keanu Reeves. As I recall, Reeves actually has a strong knowledge of martial arts, and he's got plenty of self-possession and self-discipline. Sean Penn is a mass of mental issues and substance dependencies.

LottaColada said...

Keanu is The Watcher now? Lol

Blaze818 said...

I call BS on this. Keanu has beards and only stalks men.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Hissy got it while we all harped on Kate Hudson. Holla, Hissy!

fancyscreenname said...

Damn Keanu

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm not sure I buy this. Charlize is the reason for Sad Keanu?

Anna Belle said...

Ruins the rumour of him & his sister or the romatic notion that he's hung up on the GF who died years ago

LetLoveRule said...

I met Keanu years ago, at a club in Seattle when he came up with Dogstar. He kept inviting me back to his hotel and assuring me he could "get whatever you're into," meaning drugs. I declined. At the time I had short blond hair, so there's that.

laura ramona said...

I like Keanu despite finding him bit odd. Theron is a good girl and the relationship with Penn makes me think she has a dark side. sounds like she wants to dive in clear waters and after a while she falls badly into some dark holes. She sounds tormented somehow and this is why she stumbles . but she will get out of there soon. trust my analysis

lazyday603 said...

Whhhhooooooooaaaaa dude. That is so not cool.

Violet said...

Who's the one who has entire rooms full of pics of their ex - am I thinking Kiefer and Julia? It just seems a really familiar sort of blind. All these stalker A list actors who can't get over their (not very nice) exes. Weird.

Violet said...

@letloverule - you turned down Keanu? Are you mad?

WareCat said...

Leave Keanu aloooooone!
#hater

sandybrook said...

JAS not saying your wrong he might have some martial arts background but I found more on him being unstable while looking for any reference to him and martial arts.

'Ted' Theodore Logan said...

Bogus!

lazyday603 said...

Didn't she watch her mother kill her father to protect them both when she was a teenager? That would cast a pall over anybody's adult life. Anyway I don't doubt the world is full of heartbroken men who still pine for Charlize Theron.

Anna Belle said...

@laura-Charlize's dad was abusive & her mom finally shot & killed him.

LetLoveRule said...

@Violet, LOL I might be, but I found it obnoxious to offer me drugs to hook up. He had a yucky beard at the time, too.

laura ramona said...

@thanks lazyday. Did not know why she sounds so off sometimes :(

Frosty said...

But but but I thought Keanu had strippers on retainer and also a wife he's never met??

My money's on Keanu to beat Sean. Sean's got a temper but he always gets his a$$ whupped

Ri said...

@LottaColada LMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Violet said...

@letloverule your standards are clearly far higher than mine.

LetLoveRule said...

@Frosty, I was a stripper at the time. Trust me, he loooooves the clubs.

LetLoveRule said...

Well, I had a hot boyfriend at the time, who treated me really well and could probably get better drugs than Keanu's ass if I wanted them anyway :D

Frosty said...

@LetLoveRule I can see that. All that Sad Keanu stuff is just a pose haha

sifichick said...

@Frosty

Unless it's a woman. Sean seems to excel at beating up woman.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm actually with JAS on this one, especially since Sean Penn allegedly had to give up all his weapons at Charlize's request.

LetLoveRule said...

@Frosty, he isn't very animated in person, maybe that's it?

Harry Knuckles said...

This really sounds like bs. Theron is a carpet muncher and I'd bet the farm she and slugger are fake.

JAS and Sandy, I've never heard of Penn being in an actual fight, just pushing and kicking like a girl at a pap once in a while. Keanu has 5 inches and probably 30 lbs on the little guy. He'd wipe the floor with Spicoli.

B626 said...

In between movies looks like Keanu let's himself go. Penn looks roidy. It's a toss up

hothotheat said...

They've done two movies....Devils Advocate and Sweet November.

I don't doubt he's weird, but I think this blind is BS. I totally believe the Strippers on the payroll blind, tho'.

sugarbread maker said...

so skarsgard is the boyfriend who wanted to marry her that Keanu ran off??

Frosty said...

@sifichick True, I forgot about that.

@LetLoveRule - one would think that, but actually he's surprisingly lively LOL He sometimes stays close to where I live and see him out and about occasionally. If no one notices him, he'll usually do something to bring attention to himself, pet a dog, talk to a child. Nice. Then when people start coming up, he's quite friendly, chatty even. And then, he's gotta run. LOL

Gypsytrill said...

WTF with all the bad grammar here? If this blind is two years old, why hasn't the grammar been corrected? If ENTY truly is an attorney, he should have the education to make more grammatically correct posts!

Sherry said...

Oh Gypsytrill...This is NOTHING. It gets truly epically bad at times.

So now Keanu is a stalker...Poor guy has bad image problems. I think he's cute and that yeah, he could kick Sean Peen's ass.

Paint Chips said...

It's horrible to have a stalker, but to have one who has the means to follow you around the globe is on a whole different level. She can never feel safe.

amanda_jf said...

Keanu to win. Sean can only hit women.

laura ramona said...

Feak it :( must be a nightmare

rajahcat said...

SO this drove her to Sean Penn???????

di butler said...

I have a knife and a gun. I would have 100% gone, myself.

rajahcat said...

I believe Charlize to be bi

Alita said...

Giggle at "If this blind is two years old, why hasn't the grammar been corrected?"

Honestly, this is Ents on a good day! And I don't think he's one for re-edits. Love the indignation, @Gypsytrill XD

LetLoveRule - nice anecdote! I don't think he was offering you drugs though - everyone sensible knows Keanu's not into that. He was letting you know that even if you are into strange tea blends that he would sort it out. And sex-wise, for your erstwhile one nighter, that he'd be willing to engage in role play. What a host he could have been!

When he chats does he do that quasi 'I'm so thoughtful' thing that he does regularly in movies and press (back when he used to do those things)?

di butler said...

I automatically punctuate and correct spelling on all blinds in my head. The lack of commas nearly drove me mad, the first few months. Now, meh. Bring it.

crila16 said...

I thought it came out that Keanu was straight. There was a look-a-like who was a dead ringer who was gay, and everyone thought it was Keanu. Then finally it was revealed that it wasn't Keanu.

auntliddy said...

Annabelle-at least Penn knows what he's getting into then.

The Real Dragon said...

Wait what

LetLoveRule said...

I dunno, Alita, this all happened in 1998 or so. I was trying to get him to spend money in the club, and he was just like, "Oh, I just want to hang out with you, I can get whatever you're into, I can make a call," etc. He was polite but maybe just a bit pushy. As I write this I'm realizing 1998 was over 15 years ago, so dude may have matured/changed a lot. I know I have :)

It's always funny when an out-of-towner offers pot to a Seattle native like myself. I've seen some really sketchy "weed," LOL.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

@crila, "came out that he was straight". Love it ;)

AIP said...

Leaves alleged controlling asshole as he was controlling and assholish. Takes up with Sean Penn. yup, she sure saw the error of her wayside that's the case.

canadachick said...

Sweet November made me cry :(

BitterBlondin said...

Didn't he try to marry a sheep once?

LottaColada said...

@Ri- Ha, you're just as familiar with Keanu's filmography as I am. :)

Just Another HR Lady said...

Enty can't have Keanu in love with Charlize, but also be gay. Pick one and stick with it!

Ps...my Keanu wouldn't stalk anyone... :-(

Dexamyl said...

Blaze818 is right. He's almost openly gay these days.

B said...

@lazyday I don't know what that has to do with anything.

Alita said...

@LetLoveRule
Cool story though - and being able to say 'Keanu Reeves hit on me, but yeah ... I let him down easy' will never get old :)

He sounds really patronising in your story, tbh, like 'ooh dancing lady ... my handbook tells me they like drugs ... She mustn't have understood when she turned me down the first six times, better ask again.'

But we've all changed in 15 years, eh. And look - Keanu apparently went onto the exciting world of stalking!

Henriette said...

This was revealed with Keanu, but not Charlize, though she was the popular guess.

IamLegend said...

OK, so hear me out. I'm a little late to this party, so I don't know how many will read this. You know that whole Keanu is an immortal thing that's going around the interwebs... After having watched 47 Ronin (which is actually an AWESOME kung-fu flick..it wasn't meant to be oscar nominated, it told a story beautifully) where there is a "half-breed" samurai that helps avenge his father and save his love (the princess, of course). What if Keanu IS the "half-breed" from this tale and Charlize is the reincarnation of his princess? That's his struggle, he knows, but she doesn't. It would so explain the sad Keanu and if this is a true blind, his love for her. I like to think this is the truth.

carolinec said...

um, werent they just seen having dinner together last year? they looked like friends to me i.e. she did not looked freaked out to be around him

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gr8p said...

Heard/read way too many weird stories about Mr Reeves. I've read a blind that says he's secretly married and treats this wife like SHIT. I've also read that he is very controlling and intense in relationships and impossible to break up with...a male version of Paltrow.

Nolesgirl said...

I've loved Keanu since I was in my 20's and I'm first to say he's no acting phenom, but he's easy on the eyes and has had his own crappy upbringing and bad luck in his adult life. That being said, I don't believe he's a stalker. I mean, wouldn't you imagine Charlize laughing at him if he tried to be all serious-like and say, "No, you're coming with me!"
I still love you Keanu :)