Thursday, March 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed- 20K Twitter Followers- Part Six

May 14, 2012

This couple is A++ list. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple anywhere. Not that long ago there were lots of infidelity rumors that plagued the couple. It seems that the man in the relationship just could not control his sexual urges. Never mind the fact that if he destroyed the couple with his infidelities that headlines would follow everyday for a year, he still had to get some sex so he did. Well, his significant other who was never much for sex decided that the brand and the couple was really important so promised her significant other they would have sex everyday for a year if he would behave. Previously they had sex about once every two months. Just like everything she puts her mind to she followed through and the couple had sex everyday for a year. For that year they were never apart and even when he was tired or complaining she would not give in. Well, after a year, it stopped. In fact, almost everything about them has stopped. Rarely even seen together any longer one of the downsides to their year of sex was they found that they go through periods where they really can't even stand to be in the same room. What was supposed to bring them closer together actually ended up driving them apart. Now instead of a sex deal, what they have is a deal where they try to be photographed together once every two weeks otherwise they spend most of their time apart. Right now their image keeps them together and nothing else.

David and Victoria Beckham (when he decided he was going to retire things got better.)

66 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh that's kind of sad!

Marriage, even between beautiful, beautiful people, can be tough, y'all

Count Jerkula said...

That broad don't seem like a walk in the park.

Bacon Ranch said...

Sounds like they both ended up seeing it more as a chore than something you do to express your feelings.
Oh well, she has her eye$ on the pri$e, I guess.

The kids are adorable and she seems like a really good mom, so she has that going for her.

texas rose said...

They were the popular guess but a lot of brad/Angelina and will and jada guesses.

Bacon Ranch said...

I don't think MENSA is beating down his door, Count.

He probably didn't go to preschool.

sugarbread maker said...

posh has always been more about the image than love. david has girlfriends everywhere.. well known..accepted.

Seven of Eleven said...

Harpy, giving him what he wanted even if he was too tired to take it. Tsk.

Violet said...

That is kind of sad. I always hoped that rumours of David's dalliances were false. Seem a happy family - and every single one of those children I could adopt.

Jeneral said...

How can you be married to David Beckham and not jump his bones every chance you get? I guess that old saying goes both ways: "For every beautiful woman, there is a man that's tired of f*cking her."

Slap-n-Tickle said...

I like them.

Violet said...

To be fair though Mr Violet would probably go insane if I followed him everywhere everyday for a year, even if he was getting some 'fun' every night in return.

texas rose said...

Jeneral - truer words have never been spoken:)

Count Jerkula said...

@Bacon: I pay no attention to him. Soccer is on the same level on my Give a Fuck List with Pro Bowling and Tampon Commercials.

texas rose said...

I am referring to your last sentence.

Bacon Ranch said...

I'd watch pro bowling before I'd watch golf. Talk about slow.

I pay attention to him, I just have to put it on mute. I want Barry White voice, not Minnie Mouse.

Jessi said...

Please, he probably wanted it everyday, so she gave it to him everyday! Passive Aggressive type of shit. Of course it pushed them further away.

sandybrook said...

I think she married him because he was huge and he could keep her famous and in the public eye. She doesn't seem like the hugs and kisses type more of a bitch who is cold.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Even someone has hot as Beckham has to get irritating every once in awhile. Couples need to have separate interests and activities. I do adore them together. Hopefully things work out now that he's a SAHD. :)

Tina Mallette said...

While I never understand why people with such diverse sex drives get married in the first place and if your man was that hot why you wouldn't want to jump on him at least one a day, guys, tell me if I am wrong, there are some men who are still going to cheat on their wives even if the sex is frequent and good and the wife is hot?

I think this phrase is the other way around

"For every beautiful woman, there is a man that's tired of f*cking her."

"For every gorgeous guy, there is a woman who is not interested" LOL.

Tina Mallette said...

You have to have the right balance of separate and common interests and if you have two people with incompatible sex drives from the get go, not a good sign for the future.

He must have married her for the fame factor too, see look I got a Spice Girl on me arm as much as she was see look I got the world's best football player on me arm.

That said they do both seem to love their children very much, that's a good thing to have in common.

Leekalicious said...

How does a woman who's nearly anorexic, and who has sex every two months, conceive so many children?

Harry Knuckles said...

Can't say for sure this is Victoria but there are a bunch of celeb sites that say it is. There's a whole series of pics. Don't recognise the guy, doesn't look like Squeaky Voice. Maybe he was Posh's boyfriend before she got her hooks into Tattoo Boy.

Bat E said...

That's such a shame because they make a lovely couple. I wish I hadn't read it now.

Susan said...

This sounds ridiculously fake. Sex EVERY day. Get the hell out of here.

I love these two as a couple, but in a totally fake Hollywood couple kinda way. I have no doubt that he runs around on her. I think they have an understanding. And they look pretty together.

Sex every day means nothing. It takes A LOT more to make a marriage work.

caroline david said...

They had 4 kids together and it 's many kids for 2 persons rarely sex together

crila16 said...

I seriously just don't consider the Beckams A++. A maybe, but that's it. Maybe in London, but not in the US. I think Angie/Brad are A+.

Prince William and Kate. They're A++

Eros said...

Sad to hear that. They appear to truly love each other. I hope they work things out.

crila16 said...

Why would things get better when he decided to retire? I thought they couldn't stand even being in the same room together?

Discobitch said...

She had more money than him at the start so I don't think cash was the issue

lazyday603 said...

Jenna Elfman was on Craig Ferguson talking about her marriage and all the things she has tried to make it better & this is the main lesson she has learned over many years: Men just want to have sex. If they are having regular sex they are pretty content. Period, end of lesson.

Discobitch said...

Maybe they only fucked when she was fertile. They probably didn't start out only having it every two months either. Meh they're only human

sugarbread maker said...

Her bewbs have never looked that real. She had concrete tits. And then the little ones now. Those look way to real. Photoshop.

Discobitch said...

She was more famous than him when they got together though. If anything I'd say she boosted his career more than him hers (maybe not so much these days though)

Tina Mallette said...

HK I think that picture is her with Becks, in the early years, wow he was really blond then and she had boobs?

http://bilder.poster.net/LRG/30/3010/657BF00Z.jpg

canadachick said...

of course he's hot (looking) but jesus eventually he speaks...and then the charm is GONE

rajahcat said...

he's pretty hot but everyday.......nah

that has to get old no matter who you are

that's not a real partnership-it's just a silly business deal

Tina Mallette said...

that hair
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64252000/jpg/_64252353_beckham9.jpg

Tina Mallette said...

just keep him muzzled during sex....


Anna Belle said...

I think both of these to photograph better than they look in real life to be honest...meeting them in person I think would disappoint some of you

Sugar said...

I'm sure they're hideous in real life, Anna Belle. We all just see them through Shallow Hal's eyes!

Anna Belle said...

It's that in person they both look strange...not bad, it's odd.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I second that. Hey Vicky- I got this. I'd be glad to take over. No wonder she never smiles. At least she got those aliens removed from her chest

urban chaos said...

Borrow one of those socks Count carries around and dominate becks- somehow I think he'd be game..;)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

They've been together for about 15 years, which is plenty of time for any relationship to have its ups and downs; presumably, this would have been one of the down parts, but it does wrap up by saying things are better now. They do seem to be very devoted to their family, so hopefully things will continue to improve for them. (The period of time when you're dealing w/young children is supposedly the most stressful in most marriages, and based on what I've seen, I agree. The boys are starting to get older, though, so maybe that's helping?)

cece said...

Yep. My 83 year old mother said that we women try to make men so complicated and deep, when all they really have on their minds are food and sex.

rajahcat said...

pretty much^^^^

nurysp said...

hes too gorgeous
options just way to high to deny

Elisha said...

I think that looks like a young DB. I could be wrong though.

Count Jerkula said...

Cece: There is much to be said for "Feed me, Fuck me, Shut the fuck up."

Urban: I'm gonna put clean socks in my kit with the rubbers, lube, baby wipes and mouth wash.

Rosso said...

@Harry Yep that's Becks, before all the tattoos, before he became the bigger star of the couple. Must be late 90s judging from the blond hair. *knows her Becks timeline*

Harry Knuckles said...

Elisha, sugarbread and Tina, I just can't tell. The guy sort of looks like a younger David. Here's the set.

JoElla said...

Well that explains how they got the World's most favorite baby Harper!

True or not.. who the hell knows.

But their kids look happy and well adjusted and well loved.

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amanda_jf said...

I think that is a pic of them back in the day, before she had Tupperware tits, was a normal weight and he had greasy curtain style haircut. It is definitely him.

amanda_jf said...

And usually some form of sport.

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sugarbread maker said...

Harper was ivf. And pre - selection girl. They only wanted girl. All fertility clinics do this. Very common.

fancyscreenname said...

@robin
I agree 100%

Axel Carlisle said...

Re: the porn pics. That's David. Judging by Victoria's hair, it's circa 1998/1999 when the SG's released "Stop" and they got married. And before she had all the surgery. Yes, once upon a time, they looked like normal humans. Beautiful, still, but natural.

The truth is, when they met and got together, Victoria was a huge global celebrity already while David was a relative unknown, mostly a sports celeb only in his home country. This was circa 1997. So no, Victoria didn't go for him for the money or a secure pass towards stardom. If anything, it would've been the other way around BUT I don't think so. Based on the confirmed stories of how they met, it seems they really were in love.

Now might be a different case, but I do think they're a couple that still tries to make things work somehow. Given their level of fame, it must be pretty difficult, especially having four kids. And I do think that - whatever differences they have - they stick it out for the kids who seem more or less normal (unlike Willow and Jaden for example).

As for the blind, it seems exaggerated. One whole year? Really? Everyday? Doubt it.

Leekalicious said...

I hope they can work it out. They've been through so much together and survived. She was a rich girl, and he was from a working-class family. His football team hated and resented her. They made it through her careers ... It will be very sad if they separate.

Aoife said...

Nice seeing Victoria's original face. Whatever hot he has is destroyed by his voice.

Lux said...

Victoria is not everyone's cup of tea, but I like her. I feel like, in person, she would be wickedly funny with a really dry sense of humour.

Lux said...

I'm glad things have gotten better for them and hope they remain together, for the sake of those gorgeous children.

Henriette said...

Man, that sucks to do that to your husband! Geez, why do people marry people with such different sex drives? She should have just let him do his thing and made sure he wore rubbers.

MovingOn said...

(Not listening lalalalala) Beckhams 4 eva

Jonathan Jones said...

Hahahahaha. Those who were involved with Sony Music in London in the early 2000's when VB was still trying to be a "singer" before she moved on to her current, far more successful, fake career know that this is just the tiniest tippiest tip of the iceberg.

It's interesting to check the birthdates of VB & DB's kids and count back nine months. In most cases, you will find that the date you land on will coincide with the biggest DB cheating stories.

I wonder what VB will do when she can't have any more kids. She got him the daughter he always wanted so that should be good for a while, but even if DB keeps pumping the botox and fillers into his face at his current Kidman-like rates, I'm sure there will stil be plenty of skanks who would love to snag him for his ca$h and fame.