Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 20, 2013

Put this one under bizarre. This actress who used to be a B list mostly movie actress and is now mostly television when she can get work is a mom. Apparently she went to an indoor playground and before she left with her child from the playground she scooped up five or six pairs of shoes of the other kids and then walked out. Two hours later she returned them saying she was not sure which pair belonged to her child. Bizarre.

Selma Blair

59 comments:

FSP said...

How bizarre!

T. E. Cuz said...

um... brain fart?

honestly, i have some days where i just dont have any sleep and it really disorients me. i kind of doubt that she was doing anything malicious.

Bacon Ranch said...

Were they filled with tears?
Where was her baby?

WareCat said...

Haha, FSP!
If I was on my comp, I'd "literally" link that song.
Oh, Seven!....

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

Violet said...

But did she sit on a park bench weeping having handed her kid over to a complete stranger before or after she took the shoes?

Sugar said...

Everybody's favorite blind....

Seven of Eleven said...

LowKey, where are you? I still haven't received my Sugar Basket either. It's your turn to hold the baby!!

rajahcat said...

strangely sad....

Karen said...

Is it just me or does it seem like Enty really hates anyone from Cruel Intentions? I bet that Your Turn the other day was just a test--anyone who picked a favorite and didn't say "No one" totally failed.

LottaColada said...

As long as they weren't Manolos....

discoflux said...

Poor Bench Baby.

texas rose said...

I didn't know Selma was a bitch like that. Thought she was supposed to be nice. Asshole move- not sure which pair is her kid's (problem in itself) so I'm going to grab everyone's shoes and figure it out later. I guess they were lucky she returned the rest a few hours later and not the next time her kid went to the playground. If I needed to pick my kid up shortly after she left with my kids shoes I would have been pissed.

Sherry said...

I can understand you not knowing which pair belong to your kid due to mommy brain, however, unless your child has 5 or 6 sets of legs you don't take everyone's shoes. You know you only came in with one pair. How many people left with kids that were barefoot? It's not bizarre as much as it's rude and self entitled.

sandybrook said...

Bizarre literally or otherwise.

Seven of Eleven said...

What did I do now, @Ware? :/ I keep trying to behave...

LowKey said...

I can't hold the baby, Seven, my arms are full of all these shoes!

Seven of Eleven said...

Every time I look around :/

crila16 said...

Hey...at least she returned them. If this were Lindsey Lohan, you'd never see the shoes again.

Massive G said...

Probably had bleeding raw 'roids. They do that to you.

Texas Rose, go eat a steaming bag of fuck. Stupid cunt b

WareCat said...

Haha, I got that stupid "how bizarre" song in my head, & wanted to link it, but can't.
Ur awsum w/ links & thought u'd put it up, Seven.

N/m.
Ain't nobody got time for that song.

I made a comment fail ='(

texas rose said...

I'll leaving eating bags of steaming things to you massive g.

auntliddy said...

Oh violet dear, you read my mind. Lol

Harry Knuckles said...

What a fucking asshole to take all of the shoes, and keep them for hours. Almost certainly some of the kids had to leave without their shoes. Fucking asshole. Glad Sheen fucked her over.

Renoblondee said...

That is not normal. At all.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL! Seriously! I saw FSP's comment and immediately went for the linkage. Now you're telling me you knew that was going to happen. If you are TTM, I'm serious: get out of my head!

Sugar said...

Jeez, Harry. You sure care a lot about those kids shoes!

Karen said...

@Sugar, he doesn't want the 13-year old girls he fantasizes about to have callused feet.

Count Jerkula said...

A broad hoarding shoes. Nuthin to see here.

Seven of Eleven said...

@texas rose

Bee Haven said...

Was this a long time ago? New mothers can be frazzled! It's called mum brain. I'm just glad she gave the shoes back.

Sugar said...

He's such a caring PedoBear, Karen.

Harry Knuckles said...

As I read now what I wrote, I guess I was a little hard on the girl.

ethorne said...

@Lotta-I'm throwing myself a wedding shower. I'm registered at Payless.

Eros said...

LOL @ comments section

Seven of Eleven said...

Not cool, pedobear, not cool.

LowKey said...

Careful, Seven, Harry keeps lists...

LowKey said...

G, are you having issues again? I told you, Imodium is your friend!
Also, try some Preparation H.

Sugar said...

I don't even want to know what list I'm on when Harry is involved.

skippy said...

Brilliant Lowkey. @ MG why?

Karen said...

@Sugar, that link was hilarious and quite disturbing all at the same time.

Sugar said...

It reminded me of Harry. :-)

skippy said...

Poor kiddles cold feet

Bee Haven said...

Skippy: now I wonder why they all had their shoes off?

Count Jerkula said...

Hot gif, Sugar. Thanks.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thankyou ladies. You too Karen. I'm a little disappointed with the turnout though.

Count Jerkula said...

Just watch yerself in public Harry. And be careful on the phone. Another funny one.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne- make sure you go for the BOGOs.

Red said...

I saw her unfortunate parking lot behavior years ago & have disliked her ever since.
Doesn't everyone at the Malibu Country Mart just jump into her car & while facing forward, floor it in reverse out of the parking space, nose held high, smirking to boot, without looking for other cars, bikes or peds?

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks for the tips, Count. The funny one confuses me though. The ladies all look to be legal.

Marina Francisco said...

Wow. Somebody was (a) there when she took the shoes (b) there when she brought them back 2 hours later and (c) knows about CDAN.

What are the odds?

Leekalicious said...

What a weirdo! What the hell were the other kids supposed to wear? How inconsiderate!

Leekalicious said...

Mr. Massive Grumpypants today!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: I think that is why P-Bear is buggin. He prolly sees some pubes peeking out them panties and don't like it.

Here are some more pedo bear funnies

Leg humper

Another To Catch a Pedo

Emma Watson and P-Bear

meme

Beiber likes it.

sugarbread maker said...

Maybe enty. Was an extra on that movie and is holding a grudge.

bellaluna said...

I sure hope we're not witnessing another public breakdown, a la Brit & Bynes.

Faceblaster said...

Charlie put the voodoo on her. Messses her mind all up.

Alita said...

FSP started it

Worst song ever, thank you New Zealand

Oh except for another one from OMC, I though this group was special needs when I saw it on tv, not kidding

Alita said...

Oh snap!