Monday, March 17, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 5, 2012

What A+ list tweener singer, had his first penicillin shot two weeks ago after he got an STD. He told his girlfriend that it was just a B-12 shot but they should probably go a few days before having sex. Around his friends he was actually happy and telling them that he finally felt like a rock star. Yeah, STD's and unprotected sex with strangers and a career that is fading more quickly than his future hairline.

Justin Bieber

28 comments:

SallySitwell said...

wow I'd love to see a bald Justin Bieber...

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

The stupid is strong with this one.

Sugar said...

Hi Meanie!

And HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA to Justin being a rock star. Pah!

Renoblondee said...

Why would he even tell her he had a shot at all? Dumb ass.

nora nader said...

/laugh/ at his stupidity
/roll eyes/ at his idiocy
/mutter "moron" under my breath/
/sigh/

bellaluna said...

Natch. Selena, you in danger gurl.

Anna Belle said...

He's gonna end up like Leif Garrett

Count Jerkula said...

Shot and a couple days? I'm going to guess Porn Flu, aka gonorrhea.


Hook up with me Selena. All I'll give you is orgasms, soreness, and confliction.

Eros said...

Lol @ porn flu.. first time hearing it called that

Tina Mallette said...

If this is the prevailing attitude of Beiber's generation, we are doomed.

Paint Chips said...

Was he absolutely sure he hadn't already passed it on to her?

My brother once wordlessly handed his wife at the time a bottle of penicillin.

It was the beginning of the end.

jw11 said...

Justin Beiber is a Rock Star in his mind alone

Count Jerkula said...

@Eros: Yeah, so it has been said, when a whore or mope gets it, they call and cancel bookings for 3 days, saying they have the flu, then they hit their stash of antibiotics from Mexico, where you don't need a script for em.

You hear rumors of an anti-biotic resistant "Super" Gonorrhea, but I wonder if that has to do with people taking mass amounts of anti-biotics and becoming immune/tolerant of them. My ex took mega doses of anti-biotics for acne, and some stopped working for her, for anything.

Sherry said...

Meanie: The stupid is strong..Hilarious as was "career that is fading more quickly than his future hairline."

My sisters boyfriend tried to tell her he got VD from a pair of underwear he found at the laundramat. Oh really? Nice try.

texas rose said...

I wonder if Selena got it.

KimT said...

He is so supremely GROSS!

Harlow17 said...

hes so cool though

Bravura said...

@Count - what happens when diseases become antibiotic resistant is a combination of things. Basically, you have idiots who get prescribed a certain medication for their gonorrhea (cha cha cha) and don't take the whole dose or take it improperly. The bacteria that aren't killed off because of this survive and breed, thus producing a stronger strain. Repeat the same cycle over and over again with millions of idiots doing similar things with higher antibiotics and, voila, you have an antibiotic-resistant strain. Same thing happened with TB, Staph, etc. It's not pretty and it's a pain in the ass to cure from what I understand. But you have all these idiots popping antibiotics all the damn time for viruses and things and not realizing it causes major issues down the road.

Seven of Eleven said...

I am morally outraged at such a lack of respect.

TalksTooMuch said...

I saw part of his deposition on The Soup and it was AWESOME. Anyone who winks and makes smoochy faces at the camera during a legal proceeding is absolutely going to give us YEARS of enjoyment to come. Decades, maybe

Pogue Mahone said...

He's a human taint rash.

Becca Parker said...

Because she also got the shot!
She was exposed to the STD through him.

clearly4you said...

Ewwwww, just eww. How can anyone act so flippant about catching an STD? What's he gonna do when he gets the herp, if he already hasn't?

Count Jerkula said...

@Clearly4you: Based on percentages, if he had gonorrhea, he probably has herp and HPV.

Unknown said...

just look at pops- f-ing nasty loser and uggs to boot- this is your future beiber!

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'd applaud his stupidity, but someone already gave this douchebag the clap. And just because he was treated for porn flu doesn't mean Bieber has nothing else. What if Selena actually gave it to him? They'd just keep passing it back and forth. Maybe that's how the antibiotic resistant gonorrhea happened...

The Weaver Atropos said...

Penicillin is treatment for syphilis, not gonorrhea.

crila16 said...

What a complete tool bag.