Friday, March 28, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 11, 2013

They can call it what they want, but this singer from an A list boy band is headed to rehab because he was found unconscious this past weekend after partying too hard. Everyone thought the woman with him might have been dead. She was just passed out too.

Max George

24 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Was the woman Linds?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Nina Agdal, Cleo.

SueRH said...

Who dat?

Anna Belle said...

The Wanted...rumor is thought LiLo did get on with all of them...when she was their groupie

Lady Heisenberg said...

Maybe they're doing the Roofie Circle to try to forget that they slept with Blowhan and Levine (who also fucked each other beforehand). Ugh. Either way, when people have to start poking your ass with sticks and are concerned you are dead, it's time to get your ass to detox

caffinatedvic said...

There is no way Lilo would pass out in an almost dead state, no matter how much she drinks in the end of the night "SHE's STILL STANDING!" (que Elton John's "I'm Still Standing")

Sherry said...

That's right Lilo's endurance is legendary.

Violet said...

The most shocking thing in this whole blind is that The Wanted are known as an A list boy band.

jack ducky said...

The Wanted is A list? I wouldn't even think they were A list over in Europe.

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TalksTooMuch said...

Max George is HAWT. I would fur sure poke him with a stick

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

Well that explains quite a lot.

BeckyMae said...

I'm with you on that one, TTM! Would not kick him out of bed for eating biscuits but I'd make him 'double wrap' coz he's been at the Firecrotch...

TalksTooMuch said...

You guys throw Firecrotch around as an insult FAR too much

missbunny said...

You know the book or at least the concept of "five people you meet in heaven"? What if hell is similar, but it's the 5 people that you least would like to admit to sleeping with. .. the ghost of LL or the Situation tormenting you in the afterlife like a succubus. Scary stuff!

BeckyMae said...

Oh TTM there's firecrotch and then there's The Firecrotch....I'm sure that there are many, many lovely examples of lower case ones around :)

TalksTooMuch said...

:)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Let's cool it with fire crotch talk, mmkay? I'm having freshman year flashbacks and it gives me the pale sweats. Oh god here come the stomach cramps. Way to go, TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

You and me are on the same side, Wigs, I was just saying the same.dang.thing. We're all good now

BeckyMae said...

It's all wrapped up now, I've put that Kraken back in its box....as you were, ladies...

MadLyb said...

Obviously he was infected with the Lohanovirus.

Leekalicious said...

Bhahaha! I see everyone is in top funny form today!

Aoife said...

I had to look him up. I still don't know who he is. Sad though. Addiction is a bitch. He was dating someone surnamed Nina Agdal?

di butler said...

Someone told me, back in the day, LiLo could drink Winehouse under the table. Never forgot that, it shocked me so much. That's a lot of booze tolerance, right there.