Monday, March 03, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 20, 2013

This former B list mostly movie actress was all set to take a break from the hooker circuit this summer because there just was not enough time to land a big fish. They get taken in May when Cannes hits and by this time, your only hope is if they have dumped someone. But, lo and behold, there was so much renewed interest this summer in her that instead of taking a pay cut or getting no one, she actually is charging double and getting way more customers than she can handle. She is open for something long term though.

Tara Reid

25 comments:

Its just U said...

Aww, I love a 'happy ending'. ;-)

Anna Belle said...

Besides being out of her mind due to all the drugs & alcohol she looks like a street walking crack ho...you can not tell me there are actually european millionaires that not only want to hit that, but keep it around so they can hit it again & again

Seven of Eleven said...

Yeah, hooker and big fish didn't give that away at all...

WWBS?

(What would Bruce say?)

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Well, good news for her, I guess.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, congrats?

sandybrook said...

Sharknado putting people to work making money!

Sherry said...

Who knew Sharknado would be such a boon to her "career"?

Count Jerkula said...

The fact that the Taras and Pams of the world can still bring high dollars for hooking shows how stupid men are. It does give me some comfort in that they have to go over seas to land these marks.

skimpymist said...

"Way more customers than she can handle" lol. Did she gangbang her way into a yacht.

Kimba said...

The girl gotta work it, but really, who wld hit it? Her body is ruined by botch jobs, not much personality, low rent on the celeb scale. Did she marry yet? Better land someone soon.

parissucksliterally said...

eeeuuwww...she looks like she is at least 50 - body sagging, face a mess.

Sprink said...

I'm certain Bruce would say:

"Oh I don't like this Actress=Hooker thing! It's like we're back in the late 16th century with Shakespeare!"

Yup, exactly that.

AJ Productions said...

I see what you did there.

AJ Productions said...

I see what you did there.

D Brown said...

Just for the record what is her summer yacht girl rate?

Michael H said...

She hasn't looked good in what, ten years? I forget how long ago she messed up herself with lipo, etc.

I can't imagine why you would want to pay money for that when there are literally millions of beautiful women in the world who don't even charge. Especially if you are a millionaire.

Harry Knuckles said...

Seriously, Count. Really wonder what some of these guys use for brains. Way younger and prettier girls just a couple of mouse clicks away.

Count Jerkula said...

I hear ya Harry. All I can think is if they trade the whores like baseball cards.

"Hey, buddy, I got Tara and Pam, they get down together, with a little blow. Can I trade you them for Hayden for a night?.......What, you don't have any blow?.....Fuck, Alright. I'll have a deck hand bring em over in a dinghy, with 2 8-balls, but make sure you send Hayden w/ her restraints and paddles.......Yeah, I was late getting away from wifey and the pickings were slim. At least I didn't get stuck with Lohan, her cornhole is so blowed out it looks like it has mudflaps. No one will trade for that, even if you throw in penicillin."

Lil P said...

It's the desperation they pay for. Humiliation willing to do anything for a dollar. Y do ppl pay crack whores with open sores you'd think they'd be very afraid of what you can catch. But still a market for that

timebob said...

Sharknado: Rise of the Chlamydia!

Cee Kay said...

LOL @timebob

I'd imagine these girls earn every dollar, Count. After all, they've been around a loooooong time and know how to get through whatever they have to do.

AsileM said...

Hope they don't mind those nipple scars!!!

~~Stepforded~~ said...

I wish she'd save her money, and move somewhere far, far away and write a 'tell all' to keep her comfortable away from public life forever.

She'd look okay if she ate a lamb chop or two, ditched her extensions and got her hair cut into a nice sensible bob (and dyed it light brown), and stayed right away from the fake tan bottle.

PotPourri said...

LOVED CAMPY SHARKNADO!

Seachica said...

You don't pay them to have sex. You au them to leave at the end of the summer with no drama and no baby. Also, you're paying for the cachet of having a movie starlet hanging around with you. A lower rent hooker doesn't make a good trophy to brag about with your jaded rich friends.