Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 30, 2013

This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.

Gwyneth Paltrow

41 comments:

FSP said...

Happy Goop Reveal Day!

Derek Harvey said...

I got this one first cause I am AMAZING! I wanna hear about her divorce from Madonna!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek got this one. Sandybrook vs Derek in the GOOP reveal death arena!

Bacon Ranch said...

Boring by association, Enterns. Think about it.

it took forever said...

Oh Gwyn where did it all go wrong

Bacon Ranch said...

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sandybrook said...

Actually this one was funny. Note to next b/f make sure she smokes plenty of pot so you get laid.

Leekalicious said...

@Enty Hawhawhaw at sphincter muscles!

Anna Belle said...

Goopy was with Pitt for years, he is still one of the biggest pot heads you will ever meet. Yes, she & Aniston despite the good girl image they put out toke up.

aemish said...

lol at all the commenters here

auntliddy said...

My god! Does she really think the entire world us tracking her every move? That we all cant start our day til we see what shes up to? She has problems fo sho id she thinks that. Newsflash goop-we dont care what you're doing, or whether or not u are divorcing soon or spend time readingvinto every pic of u we see. Thats YOUR bag of tricks, not ours.

Seven of Eleven said...

Goopy relaxed sphincter muscles. Oh dear.

sandybrook said...

Is this 7 or 8 so far? Dumbass me and 5!
And we've got 7 more years to sift thru at least.

NomNom83 said...

Pot smells like ass. I support legalization but keep it the eff outta my house.

I love how Enty has decided it's b/c someone would take her picture and not because, you know, she has two young kids in the house or doesn't want it stinking up her linens.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

My response is from David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused...'it would be much cooler if she did'

Kno Won Uno said...

It's lunch time. I'm betting there's a Goop-related special. There's no escaping today's Goop theme.

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahaha @ a goop related lunch time special. It would be kale sprinkled with a bit of fresh lemon juice, no?

sandybrook said...

Quinoa and rice

Count Jerkula said...

Surprising. Control freak broads usually don't go for the weed.

Do yerself a favor and never eat shrooms or drop acid with a control freak (dude or chick). High likelihood of them ruining your trip by bugging the fuck out.

FSP said...

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GatorGirl said...

Quick question what is coke bloat? I thought it made you skinny not fat

Count Jerkula said...

@GatorGirl: It all depends on how you use it, I think. If you are using everyday, then skinny. If you binge on the weekend w/ coke, and don't eat, then you may tend to binge eat in the days following. Plus, many on the coke probably guzzle beer/booze, giving them many empty calories.

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Jason Blue Eyes said...

90's Gwyneth used to actually be fun. Da Hell happened to her?

My trainer is always telling me to eat more Quinoa. Probably heard Gwyn endorse it.

Bacon Ranch said...

Fun house mirror Wendy?

I would stick with oatmeal or grits Jason, everything I've read about Quinoa (aside from the protests) seems unappetizing.

aemish said...

snippet from Radar...

>Paltrow in the chat said she’s turned to her Hollywood parents, the late Bruce Paltrow, and mother Blythe Danner, for advice how to navigate the storms with the “Speed of Sound” singer. “I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mom stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.’ I think that’s what happens. When two people throw in the towel at the same time, then you break up, but if one person’s saying, ‘Come on, we can do this,’ you carry on.” Later in the exchange, she said that even if they would end up apart, she’d know she picked a winner in life. “I respect him so much as the father of my children — like, I made such a good choice. He’s a good dad.”<

Count Jerkula said...

@Wendy: George Peppard?

aemish said...

Quinoa is yummy.. can't wait for the next nutrition trend, it's almost like we've all been eating Soylent Green for decades

Sunshine said...

Purple Bubba Kush

Sherry said...

I confess I like quinoa too.

Sunshine..I'm familiar with Purple Kush but not the Bubba part of it.

Murielle said...

@NomNom83
Maybe. But I guess she doesn't live in a one bed appartment. Couldn't she have a room dedicated to the smoking thing. I would recommend a sofabed, a lava lamp, a seagrass rug and reggae music. Am sure Goop would like it.
I am free for any interior design advices she needs.

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm no prude, and I don't let anybody smoke anything in my house.

lazyday603 said...

What happened to the cool young actress who showed up to The Anniversary Party with all the ecstasy? That's when the party really took off.

Jazzy said...

Me too, Derek. I'm sure it's so much juicier than her been over for a while marriage.

AKM said...

"Yes, she & Aniston despite the good girl image they put out toke up."

Oh, Jennifer's never hid that. I remember a RS interview -- at least I THINK it was RS -- and she was talking about how much she loved the ganja "in moderation." This was in the mid-'90's, so it's never been a secret as long as I've been a fan of hers. (Yes, I like her. Hee hee.)

Renoblondee said...

Quinoa is the only protein perfect plant. It's amazing!

PS said...

Maybe she doesn't want people smoking pot in her house, because having that "rule" is a way to avoid having a bunch of guys - or girls - getting stoned, lazying around and raiding her precious fridge. Or, as in my case, not having that influence around her children, who will get it plenty growing up around movie and music industry. Off to take a shower now; feel dirty even semi-defending this elitist uneducated dumbass twat .

Malibu Borebee said...

Stoners would starve to death in her house.

TLP said...

EEEEEEE

Lady Heisenberg said...

Heisenberg OG

cowbulls said...

Goopy with relaxed sphincter muscles??? I would be afraid of getting frostbite having more conventional sex with her. My mind can't process her giving up her starfish.