Friday, March 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 15, 2013

This B+ list celebrity has been accused of cheating on his B list celebrity girlfriend of many years. He keeps getting away with it though because he takes her with him almost everywhere he goes and is a perfect gentleman. It is the times he does not take her. Every single one of those times he has someone ready to go.

Enrique Iglesias/Anna Kournikova

39 comments:

sandybrook said...

She can still get a side piece too so he kept her close to keep her from that.

LottaColada said...

@Karen got it.

TalksTooMuch said...

I am not body part shaming, but wouldn't this behaviour be easier to take from someone NOT hung like a squirrel?

laura ramona said...

Did you ever see a latino good looking guy. famous. with money. not cheating? He is gorgeous and most of the times are the girls pulling. sad but another truth.

Kimba said...

Ohhhh, Enrique has swoon me anytime. In fact I'd be the filling between him and his dad.

HELP I'm trapped in a Canadian casino, just came back from a swim and the water slide, but all the same, CASINO and not the American style with free watered down drinks. Get me ooota here!

Kimba said...

TTM, is hung like squirrel good or bad? It sounds cute?!

laura ramona said...

Kimba stay where you are and order a red martini. double. thanks:) I had enough of same old londonese style

Sass71 said...

Kimba, have you stepped over George Lopez getting to a blackjack table yet?

Derek Harvey said...

Enrique is hot hot hot

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know, Kimba, is cute a good thing when it comes to peni? From what I hear, dudes don't like a LOT of laughing while undressing.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

True story: I once saw a squirrel running on an overhead wire slip and, um, injure its squirrel nuts. Poor guy had to take a minute...

auntliddy said...

Lol@ sass

Deputy Bacon Ranch said...

He can call me. Anytime
Didn't you heathens see "Hero"? That video..wow

Poor J Love

Sarcasm aside, I wouldn't block his calls

auntliddy said...

I thought they broke up?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

But would you clock his balls?

Sorry.

Deputy Bacon Ranch said...

Depends on what he brought to drink ;)

Anna Belle said...

Enrique WAS hot, he still seems to think it's 10 years ago...What is it with these celebrities they believe their own hype when they are hot & seem to think they will always be hot...it never seems to sink it what a greasy troll they've become

Derek Harvey said...

yes I love Hero with Mischa Barton!

Habibti said...

@auntliddy yes,they already broke up. Its an old blind being revealed. He can slut away all he likes now with his squirrel sized equipment (which is NOT a good thing to have size wise @Kimba). Most guys would hate it if you called their junk 'cute' . Hehe!

Rosso said...

He basically reminds of Timberlake with stuff like this. Has an official GF/Wife but always other girls on the side hidden from public knowledge. Having the cake & eating it so to speak.

Harry Knuckles said...

That's too bad for Anna because she would have a lot of trouble getting another boyfriend.

Deputy Bacon Ranch said...

Anna had my Sergei the entire time the Red Wings actually mattered, No tears shed for her.

Dexamyl said...

My question would be, what is the gender of his side pieces?

There's been talk almost from the very beginning.

BrainyAngel said...

Wait...he only cheats when his gf is NOT around? Brilliant strategy! Why didn't I think of that?? I always thought he was totes gorge...until he had his mole removed

bellaluna said...

Thanks for my morning lol! :D

nurysp said...

were they really married?

Seven of Eleven said...

Yikes, Kimba, a casino with no drinks? Tell them you're with George Lopez!!

@Cocoa, your squirrel line made my morning. "had to take a minute" LOL

crila16 said...

How? He's known for having the world's smallest peen. It's supposedly a micro peen.

Derek Harvey said...

People the small dingdong thing is a MYTH! Stop ruining my fantasies. He said once something about he only skinny dips in front of his close friends away from any paparazzi etc cause he didnt want pictures taken. Later he confessed that it was cause his thing is crooked. Crooked is ok thats not THAT bad...

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

That micro penis thing is a hoax he once said on TV because if he said he had a huge 3 inches dong, everybody would mock his arrogance. I have never seen it neither I want, but I would bet it is normal sized.

The Iglesias dude whose penis is said to be tiny for ages is his father Julio, what hasn't kept him from boning thousands of broads.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

He said something like "I have the smallest peen in the world", what many people (as me) think it was a joke because speaking about cock sizes on TV is not of the greatest taste.

lc said...

@lauraramona-or a non famous, no money, good looking latino guy not cheating? I love my latino men but they always seem to have a wife at home and then a few sanchas on the side.

lc said...

@HarryKnucks-maybe Anna is looking for Kiki's peen?

This pic is GORGE!

lc said...

@lauraramona-or a non famous, no money, good looking latino guy not cheating? I love my latino men but they always seem to have a wife at home and then a few sanchas on the side.

Alita said...

I think any penis that can be described as 'cute' is bad.

Adjectives should include throbbing, enormous, forbidding, impressive, fun (but not 'fun-size'), proud, luscious, determined ...

Um, I must be feeling frisky today, I keep talking about penises.

Alita said...

^5 @TTM. Sista ;)

Alita said...

Lol @Cocoa - well done XD

Hammer_Girl said...

Got to call it Krull!

Kimba said...

Okay, post casino
@laura, I had us three whiskey martinis, fancyname, can't remembs...really good. Passion fruit in it somewhere.
Coco, I pictured that squirrel, I funnyboned cried
Didn't see Lopez, tho recognized the cousin to the carpet, why casino designers, why?
A bunch of Bostonian's tried to lure me to the club, I tried to keep them talking until the inlaws arrived, jealousy plot, failure!
A survivors tale, and a squirrels sack.