Friday, March 07, 2014

Four For Friday - The Couple

It is Friday. If you are not around this weekend because you celebrate springing forward by getting drunk or going on a spiritual retreat I understand. Please wear sunscreen. The LA marathon is this weekend which means I will be trapped inside and unable to go anywhere for fear of being run over by a horde of runners or stuck trying to cross a street that can't be crossed for several hours. So, I will stay inside and blog for everyone. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I would love that and can be found @entylawer.

Neither of the participants in this blind item have previously appeared in this space. Kind of surprising for both actually. The actress in this blind is C+ list based on what you have seen her in but she has had a very B list career. The last couple of years have been very good to her. One of her issues has always been that she is always willing to sell stories about her co-stars and isn't shy about them knowing so she ends up not working very long at each job. She doesn't really care though because she has a mentor/protector who not only provides employment to our actress on a frequent basis but is also the only person he trusts to bring in for threesomes when he is with another woman. He famously broke up with an A list actress because she didn't like his threesome fixture. The A lister was up for it just not with this particular actress. Our mentor is an actor. A bit of everything actually. A list in everything he does and A+ list in lots of others. He literally does it all in the entertainment business Although his mentee doesn't live with him she does come over to his place almost everyday and if he is not involved with another woman usually sleeps with him. Heck, even if he is involved with another woman the pair will still have sex on the nights he is not with his current fling. Flings are what they all turn out to be because no one can put up with the other woman. The one who will pop in at 4am and have a conversation with the mentor while the girlfriend of the week is naked and trying to sleep on the other side of the bed. It is a crazy relationship but the two wouldn't have it any other way.

47 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Very odd couple.

sandybrook said...

Puff Wiggly Didley JLo and who?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

MacFarlane or Apatow?

Simon said...

My head is spinning...too much for me!

Tara said...

Seems like a tv actress - unless they cut her film parts down, tv is a long-term project that she can be fired from.

Is there someone who produces/directs/acts and then sings? Maybe someone who is a musician signed to a label that also has a television network?

laura ramona said...

Aaaaa.. subscribe.. Not able to process that informations and Im only drinking coffee so...

sandybrook said...

Laura its 5 o clock where you are at least time for Happy Hour!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Spike Jonze/Michelle Williams and.

Ray Nicolet said...

Spike is known more for directing than acting. I don't think he would be described as an actor.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Kimmel ans sarah Silverman.

WareCat said...

If ur gna write a novel of a blind, pictures wld be helpful.

laura ramona said...

@Sandy you right! a martini can start the software running!

Basil said...

Tyler Perry? No idea who the c lister is.

B626 said...

Seth MacFarlane Jennifer Tilly

Renoblondee said...

I was thinking Simon Cowell, but if he's supposed to act too then never mind.

Tara said...

This guy has to have a famous breakup, whether or not the threesome part of it was publicly mentioned.

crila16 said...

All I can think of is Mischa Barton for the C+ actress, with a B list career. That girl has consistently worked.

T. E. Cuz said...

The mentor sounds like Ashton kutcher

0_0 said...

So we are ignoring the "never before appeared in this space" bit?

Sprink said...

"Neither of the participants have previously appeared in this space."

So that means this blog, blind items, or never 4forFriday?

Boishglamorpuss said...

This.

Princess Nobody said...

Tyler Perry is a great guess, Basil! Tasha Smith (Olivia Pope's mother on Scandal) or Jurnee Smolett (campaign manager on Parenthood) could be C listers.

Tara said...

Jurnee is a good guess - she did True Blood, Parenthood, a Perry film, and she has a De Niro film coming up.

msgirl said...

I don't get this, why don't these 2 get together on a full time basis since it sounds like they get along really well?

hairydawg said...

B626 wins the prize.

Seth acts, directs movies and tv, produces both movies and tv, and even put an album out.

He employs Jennifer as the voice of Bonnie on Family guy.

The last couple of years have been good to her because of her marriage to super rich Sam Simon. Think they are now divorced and she got a huge payout.

Dexamyl said...

Tyler Perry is a screaming queen--nay, drag queen--so it ain't him.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

There have been blinds about Seth here, though. Tyler is not into ladies.

Is Jon Favreu A?

Looziana Magnolia said...

Strangely, Jeff Goldblum popped into my head. I don't think he fits the parameters though.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

J Tilly has had a great two years? Damn, I thought she had dissapeared since that Chucky movie. I'm glad I was wrong.

katydid said...

I agree, Charlize being the A lister he broke up with

TalksTooMuch said...

Really, B6?? So random!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Cosign the McFarland/ Tilly guess. Since neither have been in the 4 for Friday before, a lawyer weasel way out, then they fit.
She def. Swings both ways and with those breasts all she would have to do is strap on the tummy to be pregnant for McFarland' s kink...
I like her but a little would go a long way and that voice...if it weren't for Family Guy, she would be on the poker circuit only.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Kermit no clicky)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x77gfo_hottest-scene-ever-jennifer-tilly-g_redband
You're welcome... :-D

J. B. said...

GF= Emilia Clarke
Guy = Seth Macfarlane
Mentee = Emily Osment

sugarbread maker said...

Did Jennifer tilly and the poker player break up? Unibomber?

mesewprettyoneday said...

@princess nobody
Khandi Alexander plays Olivia Pope's mother, not Tasha Smith...

yesthatwouldbeme said...


Jen Tilley doesn't work = she's been on family guy forever, not just the last couple years. also she snared many millions in her divorce from sam simon (The Simpsons) so she doesn't need to work or bounce from job to job as the item implies

was thinking brad pitt for the mentor, esp with his producer star shining after the oscar (A+), maybe jen anniston for the dumpee? dunno?

AppleThief4Elliot said...

How about McFarlane / Kunis, rather than Tilly?

hothotheat said...

Jared Leto for multi A+ lister. Cam Diaz or Scarlett for actress he broke up with. Not sure who the Mentee is though.....

Alita said...

An info graphic would generally help with FFFs.

Enty OG used to put crappy stock images from the Internet in blinds to illustrate the tone. I liked it.

Alita said...

My brain is not processing this. I like your guesses though with MacFarlane.

PotPourri said...

I was thinking MacFarlane and Kunis. Although I think Kunis is rather talented.

PotPourri said...

I was thinking MacFarlane and Kunis. Although I think Kunis is rather talented.

Diane Marie said...

i always go to the comments first before reading a blind like this to see if the answers guessed spark my interest. The worst is trying to decipher a blind only to find out it's about someone I could care less about.

Bubbles said...

What famous break up has Tyler Perry ever had? Some of you folks really need to read the damn clues. IJS

joymichelle said...

Jennifer Tilly is very happily married to Phil Laak the poker player. It's not her.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Nah thought I was on the right track with Jeri Ryan's breakup: her ex wanted her to participate in partner swaps etc but she wouldnt do it. But he is not an actor -.-