Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Johnny Weir Domestic Violence Case Dismissed

Back in January, Johnny Weir was arrested after his husband claimed that Johnny bit him during an argument. How did he get close enough to bite him. If you are fighting with someone you want them away from you so they can't hurt you. If they are close enough where they can bite you then you are wrestling more than anything. Johnny could have just been trying some new figure skating move while Tara Lipinski provided commentary. Whatever the reason, Johnny and his husband were in court yesterday and both wanted the charges dropped. The judge agreed and the pair walked out free while Johnny landed a perfect triple sow cow. Can you do a triple sow cow? Why do most of the figure skating moves sound like they could also be Starbucks orders?

70 comments:

Cleodacat said...

A Dhramah Queen if there ever was one.

LottaColada said...

I didn't know Prince William was his husband

Cleodacat said...

Bwahahahha! @Lotta

Seven dEleven said...

Beer: Weir, you're drinking it wrong.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

I didn't know you could request domestic assault charges could be dropped. I thought the police brought them b/c a victim may be too afraid to press charges.

ethorne said...

LOL @Lotta! And he has the duck lips down!

Leekalicious said...

I think it's actually 'salchow', but whatevs.

Seven of Eleven said...

Say what you will, he's a sexy beast.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Salchow

Harry Knuckles said...

All couples hit a rough patch every once in a while, but love and patience and understanding and forgiveness will get these two back to where they belong: having butt sex and giving each other blow jobs.

discoflux said...

Heh. I was another one coming just to say *salchow.

Jon said...

I don't know why you are all making jokes because this is a gay couple. You'd be calling for prison time if it were Chris Brown or Terrance Howard. Hypocrites much?

ethorne said...

@Harry-Jealousy's not a good look.

di butler said...

I don't think it's funny, but I lived it, so...it doesn't make me too giddy. This sounds like some pretty rough wrestling around if it turned to biting.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

@Disco: o/\o

Cleodacat said...

Well it's far from Adam Lambert's partner beat down.

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Dingle Barry said...

Enty Bitch, please!

Dingle Barry said...

Enty Bitch, please!

Cleodacat said...

I've been trying to figure out who "wears the pants". I confess to never seeing to queens together.

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't get your meaning ethorne but maybe this will appease you: Really couldn't care less what the next guy does with his dick as long as he's not trying to stick it in me. Whether somebody"s gay or straight, I just don't care. However, Weir puts himself "out there" with his flamboyance. That makes him fair game. Ok?

Jon said...

@Seven...so you're saying that because Weir made up a lame excuse that male/male relationships are inherently violent that he gets a pass for him being an abusive ass?

And, yes, a Chris Brown comparison is in order when people on this site bash CB almost daily for doing the same thing that you are joking about with Weir.

Cleodacat said...

The difference is the degree of damage done Jon.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

@Seven of Eleven... @Seven dEleven??? Hmmm.

LottaColada said...

I don't think that's what she meant at all @Harry.

Sprink said...

Hahaha! Yep, @Harry definitely misunderstood @ethorne's fab comment.

Harry Knuckles said...

Well ok then Little Miss' Lotta and Sprink Who Think They Are Smarter Than Harry, let's try this one on for size: ethorne is implying that I am a sad, pathetic loser who couldn't get a girlfriend or wife if my life depended on it....... Did I fucking nail it or what?

Sherry said...

Truly Harry..I think it was just a joke because you're so obviously straight. That's how I read it, anyway. But then if you have ti explain a joke...well you know.

And domestic violence is never right regardless of the genders of the people involved. My friend was arrested for defending herself against her girlfriend and it haunted her forever due to the nature of her job.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jon, that's not what I was saying at all, hence the deletion of my poorly phrased comment.

I still stand by the "Chris Brown/hypocrite" trope, though. Chris Brown is a scumbag. Is this guy a scumbag? I don't know, I had to google him just to find out who he is. But he made that lame joke, not me, and his lawyer husband forgave him, so if the lawyer husband is pulling a Rihanna, then I have as much respect for him as I do for Rihanna.

LottaColada said...

@Harry, Sorry your feelings were obviously hurt but I think that's what she meant.

cynicalsmirk said...

Sow cows are farm animals. Salchows are figure skating jumps.

Harry Knuckles said...

My feelings WERE hurt. Maybe I'll just take a little "me" time before I accept your apology.

Sprink said...

@Harry, the joke was that you're jealous because you, too, would like to have ass and bj's. in your case, with a woman. But trust me, the comment was clever.

Sprink said...

I never read it as you don't get any. I read it as you'd be jealous because you assume they have so much of this and you--being with women, who might be more reticent--do not have as much as you'd like.

I cannot believe I'm explaining this...sex talk really isn't why I come here...

Sprink said...

@Jon, I'm not making light of gay domestic abuse, but I am somewhat bemused by the report.

Knowing the parties involved, this isn't as bad as it sounds.

Domestic abuse is bad. Agreed.

it took forever said...

Well,well. well last time i was here and Derek Harvey called me THRASH after getting my comment confused with you Seven! just read the comments carefully guys, i got the joke in this one tho.

ethorne said...

@Harry, sweetie darling-I try not to say something on here that I'd feel the need to apologize for later. With that being said, I was implying you'd like to give/receive wang in your ass/mouth. Hope that clears it up.

it took forever said...

the Weir fight sounds like the fight in bridget jones diary with the leading men

discoflux said...

I just choked on my oyster cracker, ethorne.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne- Shet, I was wrong about it this whole time!

Harry Knuckles said...

It does ethorne! Thanks for the clarification! ..., See Sprink and Lotta? I was sort of right all along. Let that be a lesson to both of you. And thanks again ethorne.

ethorne said...

@Lotta- 'Ain't talking bout love...!"

@Harry-Anytime.

ethorne said...

@disco-Is that a sexy euphemism?

Harry Knuckles said...

Sprink, ethorne later posted: "I was implying you'd like to give/receive wang in your ass/mouth". ..... The girl can turn a phrase, can't she?

ethorne said...

@Harry-You're lucky you didn't call me a lady.

Seven of Eleven said...

I've always wondered if there are oysters in oyster crackers.

Sprink said...

Ooh! I missed that @Harry. Bowing out now--don't like fights.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne, are you saying I'm semi-good looking?

Sprink said...

@ethorne, I have to admit...that's just not nice.

Don't understand why people bring their own shit, randomly, to a thread. A flame war, I get. But unprovoked? Tut tut...

Sprink said...

Have to admit that's kind of how I envisioned it.

Harry Knuckles said...

ethorne, sweetie darling, not to worry. I will never ever call you a "lady"

discoflux said...

@ethorne - Not this time...

@Seven - Unbleached Wheat Flour, water, canola oil, cane sugar, salt, yeast, baking soda

Shrimp chips, however, do contain shrimp.

Sherry said...

Well I guess I got it wrong too. Oops!

LowKey said...

ethorne, I totally got it! LOL.

lazyday603 said...

Johnny Weir is my new hero. Wearing tiaras and Elizabeth Taylor sized necklaces and jewelry on NBC every day during the Olympics was a great FU to the homophobes. It's the 2014 version of the two track athletes at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics doing the Black Power salute on the medals podium. Suck on that Putin.

Harry Knuckles said...

I was just goofing around with everybody ... not sure what happened there at the end. I really don't read you ladies very well ..... Sorry I called you a "lady", ethorne. You too LowKey.

LottaColada said...

Shrimp chips?! I need to get out more.

ethorne said...

@Sprink, I was ribbing someone I thought could take it, ya know, because of his avis & pedo-speak. Still not going to apologize, I'll just say I'm sorry you don't get my humor, some find me delightful. ;)

@Harry- Don't say sowwy, you didn't call me a lady!

ethorne said...

@Lotta- I'd hit it.

TalksTooMuch said...

I do think the wording is a little less serious and down-playing because it's two dudes. Not cool.

feraltart said...

Abuse is abuse! I hope they are getting counselling so it isn't repeated. Men can get raped too, just a reminder that they deserve the same respect as female victims.

Harry Knuckles said...

ethorne and Sprink, this is what happens so often, isn't it. You're kidding around but the other guy doesn't get it and the next thing you know, boom, hard feelings.

Sprink, when I 1st showed up here at CDaN last June I started off as a troll, and pissed a lot of posters off. That was my intention of course but I found that I enjoyed posting about the celebs so I quit the trolling (not completely mind you) and just stuck with the regular kind of posting, waiting for all the people mad at me to stop being mad at me. Some still haven't forgiven me and some I'm sure don't trust me. ethorne is in there somewhere. Fair enough, I brought this on myself. I'm patient with a thick skin.

"I was ribbing someone I thought could take it" ..... puh-leeez ...... the day I can't take your best shot is the day I "hang 'em up". Bring it you delightful cough lady cough cough cough..

LottaColada said...

@ethorne, my nekkid selfie is in your inbox ;)

@Harry, but have you forgiven ME?!?

ethorne said...

@Lotta-Love the ambience, great selfie

@Harry Carry on with the redemption.

Harry Knuckles said...

Lotta, you're all forgiven..............Can I have the selfie too?

ethorne, redeem this, Toots ....(can you guess where I'm pointing?).

LowKey said...

Harry, are you saying I'm not a lady?
I'll have you know I am a most delicate flower of womanhood.
With tattoos - deal with it ;)

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