Friday, March 14, 2014

Kate Gosselin Is Headed Back To TLC

TLC just keeps coming back to the drug that is Kate Gosselin. They had so much success back in the day with her and her brood that they keep hoping for more magic. So far her specials have only produced fizzles and I hope that continues because if anyone actually watches this special in June then there will be a series order. TLC thinks the kids are old enough now that they can be part of the story. Oh sure, Kate will want the cameras on her 24/7 and give the kids a pat on the back if one dares show their face on camera in her presence but Kate is willing to let her kids be on if it means more fame and money for Kate. She knows the kids won't be out doing publicity for the show and she will get the spotlight to herself. She knows she will get the endorsements and commercials and limos and first class plane rides. I think the whole world would rather just have TLC put up a test pattern for an hour, so please don't watch. Please don't give TLC an excuse to put Kate Gosselin on the air every week.

30 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Those kids rock, though. It would be awesome if any and all money went into their college fund

Bacon Ranch said...

Says the guy who went to a Lindsay filming of 2 broke girls and wrote about it for clicks and exposure..

LottaColada said...

I'd rather watch paint dry.

OneEyeCharlie said...

For some reason, I love to go grocery shopping at 9:35 PM

Angela said...

Charlie, you haven't lived until you go shopping drunk at a Walmart at midnight on the first of the month.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

That pic! ROFL!

Fame just be a hell of a drug...pimpin' out your kids to get more of it.

FSP said...

Nice O face.

rajahcat said...

won't be watching

Kate your 15 minutes are up---go away

Candyland said...

Nooooooo! Enough of that wretched creature. Let those kids live in peace. (Although it'll be interesting to hear if that bodyguard makes an appearance. No worries, I ain't watching it.)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Angela, that sounds like it could be a photo safari. You may need to journal your next jaunt, and provide details. Curiosity is my strength and weakness.

Susan M said...

"Nice O face" FSP that was hilarious!

WareCat said...

Haha!
Speaking of O face,
when I was watching Conan once,
he had sum wine chick on, & she said the face u make while opening a bottle of wine, is the face u make during an orgasm.
I guess my O face wld look like a dog w/ his head out the car window.

texas rose said...

Don't blame TLC- she is in the news plenty so a lot of interest. Posts about her here seem to generate interest/comments. One more show we can hate on- Go Kate!!

Derek Harvey said...

Honey Boo Boo is better.

Seven of Eleven said...

I love you, WareCat.

Anna Belle said...

This is a woman who should of never been a mom...I could never watch that show becuase she is such a b*tch...

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

TLC? It's cool that Chili is with a good guy now, otherwise she would be pissed off.

Leekalicious said...

Look at that face - isn't Kate a little peach?

The Dude said...

So the real questions is: Who is she doing to keep getting all of these chances?

Anna Belle said...

My own mom was a piece of work, but if Kate were my mother I would probably be in therapy

WareCat said...

Love u more, Seven.

PugsterMom said...

"Now you listen up, you stupid brats. You want to stay in this house? Go to college? Keep that iphone? Take fancy vacations? Then you better show the world what a freaking happy family we are. Or you'll find yourself living in a cramped dumpy apartment sharing one bathroom eating oatmeal three times a day. So put in your happy face dammit. You little twats. Or I'll squish you like a bug under the heel of my Jimmy Choos."

D Brown said...

I'm sure those blinds, about a passe reality celebrity fooling around with a network executive in order to get a new series, are complete fabrications on Enty's part. Kate's new series is fully justified by her fascinating personality and immense talents!

PugsterMom said...

If anyone has slept her way to the bottom, it's Kate.

CharRicho said...

How about don't put her on your blog every day?

(I'm grumpy today)

kelli_girl said...

Holy crap, that picture really sums up what she's all about! Yuck!

auntliddy said...

I can save TLC loads of money- no one wants to see her. She"s a mean bitch who gets off on humiitating her children. Who the f wants to look at that????!!!! Stop with her already. Hope Jon takes her to court.

nurysp said...

not watching that train wreck
shes fiending for money now
hollywood money, just get a job

Count Jerkula said...

I'd rather watch her head feet first into a wood chipper.

Tina Mallette said...

These kids should already all have fully loaded college funds from the funds mommy and daddy got paid for the run of Jon and Kate Plus 8. She seemed to live pretty frugally and I think they got lots of freebies because the multiple kid thing was still new.