Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

An upset looking Peter Dinklage with his dog.

Pink on yet another bike ride.
Amber Rose goes for a hike with her baby.
Rihanna is still in Europe and still pretending to not go to dinner with Drake.
Robert Pattinson on the set of his new movie.
Long time no see anywhere for Renee Zellweger.
Salma Hayek walking through the airport.
Young love for Spicoli and Charlize Theron.
Zach G takes his scooter out for a spin.

44 comments:

LottaColada said...

Renee: real or wax figure?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think Dinklage just has a RBF, like 7 and I.

I have a soft spot for Renee. Nice lady.

Uhhhh... said...

Dinklage is an angry elf.

Violet said...

Dinklage doesn't look particularly upset does he? We can't all be smiley all of the time.

Harry Knuckles said...

Dinklage's dick and that dog's butt actually line up pretty good.

There's a lot of Pink love around here, and I don't just mean inside a lady's vulva, but she's always seemed a little phony to me. A pap caller to be sure, but now I see she also rides a hipster bike.

Wonder how much Amber Rose got from Kanye to pretend to be his girlfriend. and to keep her mouth shut when the schtick was over?

Renee is 44 now. Good luck with 64 sweetheart.

Spicoli and Theron are fake. I'd bet my life on it.

Scooters are a lot of fun. Have an electric bicycle that gets me around pretty good when I don't feel like pedaling. Only take the minivan out when I want to look cool.

crila16 said...

Is it just me or does Renee look botoxed to Nicole Kidman status?

Renoblondee said...

Why did Renee stop acting anyway?

plokzy said...

Dinklage looks pretty bad-ass there. It's a good look

QueenAnne Guido said...

Amber.... si, IMPLANTE.

JoElla said...

Peter's doggie.. totally cracking me up! Chubby/solid body, tiny head with such a sweet doggie face!

Salma looks great! (when her husband doesn't dress her)

WTH happened with Renee? Why did she stop acting?

Amber looks great! and the bebe' is thinking "ooh look toes! Cool!!"

rajahcat said...

THE IMP!!!!

ItsCourtneyD said...

I think Renee may be the answer to some blinds. Ol gal looks as if she's had some work done...

Leekalicious said...

Love love the hottie, Peter D. Cute pup, too. I love Amber Rose too.

Leekalicious said...

@Harry
I think that your first remark was reprehensible. Jerk.

Count Jerkula said...

Midget porn is so fun, I will make this list the:

Top 3 Broads I'd Watch Tyrion Bang

1) Rihanna - Her all drugged out with a drunken dwarf using her like a jungle gym would be quality entertainment.

2) Amber Rose - Watching the lil fella climbing up on that big ass and tryin to squeeze them huge titties would be hilarious.

3) Charlize - Save for lately being seen with Penn, she has always seemed pristine. A loaded, coarse and dirty dwarf would be a good contrast.

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula

99 percent of people don't say midget anymore, unless they're just ignorant pricks.

Sherry said...

Funny my husband makes jokes about him doing his "dirty dwarf business" with me..Funny. Oh no one knew the OP was a little person? Let the jokes ensue..


Just kidding. Opster is as tall as me.

I know Renee's had work done but I kind of like it. Her face always looked like she was sucking a lemon. I don't thinks she stopped working as much as she took a break to do her face and it took some time. We need a contrast compare for her faces.

Harry Knuckles said...

I don't think Leek is too happy with you and me, Count!

umop 3pisdn said...

I'm telling you...he's the answer/guy that grabbed K-Huds breasts

Leekalicious said...

@Harry
Yes, and unfortunately I gave you both exactly what you wanted - attention.

This particular thing bothers me, and I said my say and will not stretch it out further.

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: Paint me and the porn industry "ignorant pricks". NSFW Porn DVD box cover

I like midget wrestling too. I went to see the Pint Sized Brawlers at a local bar a few years ago. I even bought one of their t-shirts, all black w/ white lettering on the front that says, "Got Midgets?" I laid out my hard earned cash to help support a couple of guys who are PROUD of being midgets. Whatchu did?

(My favorite part was when one dude took a five dollar bill and staple gunned it to the other's forehead. Second favorite thing was the look on the lady who owned the bar's face when one midget dove off the bar and smashed a beer mug on the other's head.)

SFW Midget Missile

@Harry: It happenes. Not the first time, not the last.

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula
I don't know if you consider yourself a fan of Peter D., but he is part of a movement that wants to end *midget wrestling*

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula
What you choose to be ignorant of, or just choose to ignore, is what the porn industry does to the soul of the participants, and what their lives are like (if they survive) after their short, poorly paid careers are over.

Frufra said...

@Sherry - I think Renee looks pretty good here, too.

Count Jerkula said...

Well if he is looking to end midget wrestling, then he cares more about himself than his fellow midgets. That is an easy thing to do when you are financially secure.

About porn and souls: I stand by prior comments that 90% of them broads were damaged before anyone turned a camera on. Almost all of the post porn bitterness is attributed to bookings drying up and money being gone. Porn aint a polite ex-boyfriend, trying to salve the situation with "It's not you, it's me." With porn it is a hard truth, "No one wants to jerk off to you anymore. I can get you $1000 for a tranny scene, or maybe three grand for an anal gangbang."

"If they survive" is about the most laughable thing I've read in a long time.

Snapdragon said...

Renee was working on writing and exec-producing a drama pilot that Lifetime didn't pick up, called "Cinnamon Girl" (for which she apparently made beaucoup bucks). There's also that movie about standup comedy in development (4 1/2 Minutes, and a rumoured casting beside Daniel Craig in a courtroom thriller (The Whole Truth). She's not exactly desperate for cash. Plus there's all that bonking with her BF, ha ha.

I am not totally convinced of work or botox, but every recent picture she is shiny as fuck or poorly lit, so I don't know.

Her face always looked like she was sucking a lemon.

I don't mean to pick on you, @Sherry, but comments of this nature always bother me. She just has ethnic (Sami) epicanthic folds. If anyone called a person of Asian descent 'squinty' (as I have seen done elsewhere) they'd be rightly judged as racist.

Leekalicious said...


@Count: I'm not trying to create a division in the board, but the fact that 90% of 'them broads' were damaged before anyone turned a camera on makes it even worse. Why is their average life expectancy under 40?

Leekalicious said...

@Count Actually, I think it was 'dwarf tossing' that Peter D. was talking about, and Extreme Wrestling. He had a friend who was killed in a random attack after an appearance in one of those bar shows. In his Golden Globe acceptance speech, he asked people to google 'Henderson' (the name of his friend).

Sherry said...
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Sherry said...

@Snapdragon, I certainly don't think you're picking on me. I didn't think it was her eyes that were the issue but her lips. (I actually never said she was squinty.) She's done something that's changed her face and her smile seems more "open". Not sure how Asian faces look like they're sucking on lemons (because they just don't)but I assure you it wasn't a racist comment to that effect. It never occurred to me that it would come across that way and if it did, please accept my sincere apologies if that was the case. And I mean that as politely as you do. Hugs..

Erik said...

Love Peter Dinklage.

sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng! said...

I'm sorry, Charlize Theron is beautiful, but her stock has sunk way low (IMO) due to dating that anti-American,marxist, Hugo Chavez, Mahmud Ahmadinejad loving troll Sean Penn. If its PR, what good could possibly come of it for her? If she likes women like has been hinted at, why or why pick a troll like that to be your beard? (I apologize for the remarks, I just loathe him.)

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: Cite your source. I want to see who came up with the life expectancy is 40, cause I can line up porn whores all day long who are well past 40, some of them still active in the industry.

And how does them being damaged make it worse? What would they be doing if it wasn't for porn? Turning Backpage tricks in a Red Roof Inn, with a pimp taking most of the money, no STD testing involved? Where else is a chick w/ no skills or education going to make $1000+ per day? That equates to what, 3 days a month to pay housing costs & car costs?

re Dinklage: One guy died, not while being tossed in a show, so ban the business? In that case we should shutter bars and outlaw concerts.

I heard a story a couple years ago about these 2 Mexican hookers who were rolling tricks. They picked up 2 Mexican midget wrestlers, and wound up killing them. Dumb whores didn't take into account that the guys were 1/2 the size of a normal trick and didn't adjust the dosage of drugs they gave em to get em to pass out, so they could rob em.

Leekalicious said...

@Count Here are two:

http://rame.net/faq/deadporn/

http://danielrjennings.org/TheAverageLifeExpectancyOfAPornStar.html

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: Gimme a break, Linda Lovelace dying in a car accident 30 years after she did porn? Lists of dead people mean nothing. I can show a list of dead pro wrestlers and rock stars with the same thing.

Also, the use of AIDS in 80's & 90's era porn stars, prior to testing protocols is highly suspect and in no way correlates to the current climate of the industry.

In conclusion, did they include the ages of living porn stars, or just average the ages on that list?

Kook bible thumpers are never a good source of accurate info. Weak stats = weak argument.

Moonmaid said...

Did Sean Penn dye his hair in order to look younger?

Moonmaid said...

I saw all the rest of those photos of Renee Z, and she looks pretty damn good with minimal makeup.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I've always thought that, too. The pucker of her mouth is just odd in some photos. That said, I love her too much to be bothered by it.

Every time I watch Game of Thrones, I'm more and more convinced that GRR Martin has some kind of premonitory skills, because it seems like Tyrion was written exactly for Peter Dinklage.

Leekalicious said...

Whatever, Count. The whole topic wears me out and gives me the sads. Done for now.

Snapdragon said...

Hey @Sherry, it's all good. A lot of people who make the 'sucking a lemon' comment are referring to the squint and the pursed lips--the former of which is (IMHO) the racist part. Your comment wasn't racist, and I'm sorry I overreacted. *hugs back*

I want to attribute the more open smile to that beau, knowhutImean? ;-)

Maria said...

Sean Penn has an hair piece, look at the pictures of him and his wig presenting an humanitarian award in Dublin and you will feel bad about Charlize. PS: A documented wife beater presenting an award for women's rights…WTF?

Maria said...

Here's the prove that Charlize must be blind:
http://photos.laineygossip.com/articles/sean-penn-07mar14-03.jpg

Count Jerkula said...

Zellweger Candy SFW

Selena Martins said...

I love that Peter Dinklage's dog is not a chihuahua :)