Friday, March 28, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Naomi Watts and Eric Bana shilling for watches. I like how Eric is making sure he is showing his.

Olivia Wilde pulling her suitcase filled with baby clothes. She likes to be prepared.
Rumer Willis is in a Pulp Fiction tribute musical. She does not play the role her father made famous.

Shakira at some awards show in Berlin.
Tracy Morgan is going on vacation. You know, because he works all the time.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott don't show up together very often do they?
Selena Gomez out making her Coke run. Needs something to mix with the vodka.
Woody Allen and his youngest daughter. I wonder if he has molested her.

57 comments:

Cleodacat said...

I would love to be stranded on an island with Eric Bana. HOT!!

Sugar said...

Is Drake posing as Rumer Willis now? Rumer played Mia Wallace, by the way.

aemish said...

Eric Bana is hotter than a habanero..

Woody Allen is a repulsive, whiny, geriatric POS

I'm going to wash my eyeballs out by scrolling up to Eric Bana again

Stephy said...

That was an incredibly gross comment to make about Woody Allen's daughter. She doesn't deserve that sort of prurient speculation regardless of what you think of her father.

Tina Mallette said...

If you are mixing Coca Cola and vodka you are an alkie - worse combination ever. Rum or Rye only.

Err said...

Are you sure that isn't a female impersonator Tori? She is manly.

LottaColada said...

Tori and Dean are kaput

Derek Harvey said...

@Stephy--I agree
WOAH why is Drakes pic so large. It is throwing me off

whitney_world said...

Tori Spelling looks good there, with her hair like that.

whitney_world said...

And awww @ Drake and Riri.

Sugar said...

Ok so I got so caught up by wanting to be snarky that I didn't even see the pic of Rumer below the Drake one.
oops

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Sugar don't lie. You were thinking about Whitney's doodoo bubble ;)

Renoblondee said...

That was low.

Anna Belle said...

Tori got extenstions....aw, sad face for paps

Dolphy said...

Eric Bana, esp. in Munich and Hanna, is smokin' hot.

Seven of Eleven said...

The Drake pic confused me, too. Missed a headline there! And what is the hand situation? It looks like her fingers are tattooed (ouch).

I would do all sorts of things to Eric Bana. Lock the door and toss the key, the hulk belongs to me.

Olivia looks great!

EastCoaster said...

Agree!

Sugar said...

WRONG!
My heart is still over at the Zac rebuttal Enty posted.

Kels said...

Rihanna is clingy. Idk something about the way shes hding his hand says clingy.

Anna Belle said...

Rumer would make a good Butchie...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

As my Pepaw always said, "One man's heart felt fan letter is another man's doodoo bubble."

sandybrook said...

Such a big pic as Drake and RiRi probably doesn't need a caption. She looks happy with him and he wont hit her.

Layna Day said...

Yeah, Rihanna got tribal tattoos on her hand. That mess looks painful.

At least she's with someone who isn't likely to hit her, though. Drake is called the Sad Panda for a reason. Wheelchair Jimmy needs a hug!

parissucksliterally said...

I actually like that wig on Rumer. She looks great with it! Considering how heinous I think she is, wow- I can't believe I am saying this!

Harry Knuckles said...

That's one big-ass forehead on Olivia Wilde.

I'm thinking Drake and Rhianna are faking it. She's bearding for him. That shot looks staged as Hell.

Say what you will about Rumor, the girl has big tits.

Selana has put on a couple of lbs. Her face is getting puffy and her thighs are bigger. Still looks pretty good though.

Gayeld said...

Damn straight! Mix your vodka with lemonade, people!

Peter said...

Me too. He's most likely a pos but that's quite an inappropriate and disgusting comment...

Count Jerkula said...

This one is hard, y'all.

I whittled it down to the 3, RiRi, Shakira, Gomez. There aint a looser in the bunch. All have their perks.

Gomez - adorable and young, would be fun to teach her things. #SportFuck

Shakira - adorable and short #SweetLove

RiRi - crazy, hot, gets high #IdHoldOnForDearLife

P: Gomez - I think she needs it good to get over Beibs.

M: Shakira - I love her face, and she seems caring enough to enjoy pleasing a man.

B: RiRi - safer than that baby hole. Like I said, she crazy. I could imagine her trash talking me the entire time, trying to get me to be rough.

auntliddy said...

Peter-dont get all pearl clutch-y. He is slime and i wouldnt be remotely surprised. Everyone thinks it, enty just said it aloud is all.

Harry Knuckles said...

This is news to me Tina and Gayeld. What is it about coke and vodka that is so bad?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Shaki in Zuhair Murad. That is all.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh PS, love the hashtags @Count. Way to spice up your daily lists

GatorGirl said...

But coke and flavored vodka is OK like those Smirniff ones. .. iced cake or sugar twist. .. Maybe diet coke so it's not so sugary

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Agree with you @stephy. Who knows what that girl has deal with in school and jabs like that don't help the situation any.

it took forever said...

To be honest the woody comment was the first thing i thought when i saw the pic in daily mail yesterday

it took forever said...

Just like soon yi she isnt a biological kid , it popped in my head i hope he doesnt pull the same shit like he did with mia

LowKey said...

First thought when I saw Tori: Thank god her chest is covered.

Eric Bana doesn't look like anything special to me. Just a generic actor.

Woody's creepy as fuck.

MadLyb said...

That last pic and comment killed me. Fucking really???

MadLyb said...

If you are going to condemn and convict someone as a pedo, you better damn well make sure you are right. If you are wrong, god help you. Some of us were around when the Mia/Woody breakup happened. Mia Farrow has even less credibility than Woody Allen.

aemish said...

So... MadLyb... you were around when Woody was lurking around for a decade with Mia's adopted children as a faux stepdad figure, but then suddenly was busted with her teenage child's naked photos found lying around his apartment the minute she became of age so as not to address him as 'dad' at the breakfast table any longer but rather under it?

*hurl*

Erik said...

Fuck Woody Allen and his boring fucking movies.

Dolphy said...
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Dolphy said...

@7 to the 11, does this mean that you and I are heading towards a throw-down over Mr. Bana and the most delicious ginger, Kevin McKidd? ;o)

Naomi said...

@stephy, Totally agree with you. I am totally disappointment in this site for making that totally disgusting remark about Woody Allen's daughter. Leave his kids out of it no matter how much you disagree with him.

Celeb Friend said...

Luv Drake and RiRi together.

Aoife said...

I always thought Rihanna and Drake are bearding for each other. I remember all those pics with Cara Delawhatshername before Cara took up with Michelle Rodriguez. Cara has kind of disappeared hasn't she?

Thomas Fisher said...

Olivia Wilde looking so good/great throughout her pregnancy.

Leekalicious said...

Careful, Count, you might have a soup dumpling trolling you.

I just can't with Woody, and Baby Morgan is super kewt.

Topper Madison said...

I have to agree that the comment on the Woody Allen photo is completely inappropriate and libelist. The man was NEVER CHARGED with any crime, and all that crap was ugly enough the first time around.

Leave that family alone already--especially people in it like this daughter who had NOTHING to do with any of that nasty split. Fuck.

MovingOn said...

More Eric Bana! He's on my laminated list.

auntliddy said...

Naomi and others-remark wasnt made ABOUT his daughter, the remark was made about Allen.

auntliddy said...

Mad-i was around, and I didnt see it that way. I thiught they were both a tad screwy but he did in fact have relationship with underage Soon Yi. Let me ask you thus: would you leave your little girl alone with him for extended periods of time? I thought not.

Topper Madison said...

@auntliddy Soon Yi was 21--not underage. I get that you want to believe he's a child molester, and that's your opinion.

However, to print an allusion that someone molested their child in the way Enty did here is completely irresponsible; and to drag this girl into the remnants of a subjective 20-year-old scandal is flat out shitty.

How would you feel if someone printed an accusatory question of whether or not your father molested you, when you've never made any such claim?

sparklynan said...

Yuck on the Woody comment I agree. Riri looks like she got henna on her hand-it lasts about a week and is very intricate.

auntliddy said...

Topper, First of all, woody started up with her while she was underage. He married her when she was 21 or 22. It may be my opinion, but is based on documented past behavior. Please tell me you wld be surprised if he did molest either daughter. Exactly. You wld not be remotely surprised. And if my father had this dismal past history, no, i wldnt be at all surprised if people thought he molested me. This isnt this young girls fault, its dictated by her fathers past. Maybe by talking about this, if there is a problem, she can come forward. Hey, i hooe her whole life is lollipops and roses, but I defy you to find ONE picture of these girls or their mother smiling. They look miserable.

Topper Madison said...

@auntliddy First of all, you need to get your facts straight. Soon-Yi was 19 when their relationship began, and they married when she was 21. The scandal was because she was Mia's adopted daughter--not that she was underage. The only time her age came into discussion during the Mia/Woody split was in relation to the age gap with Woody's 56. Seriously, these aren't hard facts to find out, so stop spreading salacious rumors as if they were true.

According to you, if people don't smile in photographs, it means they'd been molested as children by their father? What the hell??

Ugh. I seriously hope you get more lollipops and roses in your life because I think you need some.

auntliddy said...

Topper, thank you-i am awash in lollipops and roses. Soon yi 's age is unknown, so she may have been underage or of age. Really not the point. No one knows. But we do know its wildly creepy and inappropiate to take naked pictures of your lovers daughter. And leave them lying arounf. And saying they help to build her confidence. None of this is rumor. No one is impuning allens good name, because he doesnt have one. And all I said was the kids and soon always look miserable in photos. I never said it was because of molestation. I'm saying everyone looks miserably unhappy is all. Dont add 2+2 and get 5. Maybe they dont want to smile in pictures, maybe their feet hurt-i dont know but they sure dont look happy. Why are you so invested in defending this man? And answer my questions- would you leave your little girl alone with him for an afternoon? Would you be ok if your partner took photos of your teenage daughter? C'mon, admit it! Its creepy!!