Monday, March 24, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Mila Kunis has learned this is the best way to be out with Ashton Kutcher. Have him quiet.

Want to know who Mario Lopez lets hang out with his girls? Joe Francis. Tells you all you need to know.
I'm getting excited about the return of Mad Men and love their billboards.
Michelle Williams takes a bow at her debut in Cabaret.
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in what looks like a wedding type photo.
Peter Facinelli trying to recapture the 50's with Jamie Alexander.
Russell Crowe is in Brazil.
Ryan Reynolds and a very shy Blake Lively in Vancouver.
I love this photo of Reese Witherspoon. Probably had a few glasses of wine before this.

44 comments:

Ray Nicolet said...

Looks like Reese had some white Russians while bowling.

#thedudeabides

Lady Heisenberg said...

Love Michelle! She was in my theater group when I was a kid, before she hit it big. I'm fucking thrilled to see she finally found her way back to the stage.

T. E. Cuz said...

more lavender hair? it doesnt look too bad, at least.

Syd said...

Peter Facinelli looks like such a douche in that photo.

sandybrook said...

I didn't know Michelle Williams sang.
Mila andcAsston did the kiss cam b.s. right after that picture was taken.
I thought Francis was in jail?

TalksTooMuch said...

Man tanks again! Why???

fancyscreenname said...

Reunité Reese. Lol

Lady Heisenberg said...

She's been acting, dancing and singing since age 8 or 9. She was phenomenal even that young.

Anna Belle said...

Reese is a lush, her & Handler get along great.

Seven of Eleven said...

Mila needs one more step: a paper bag.

First Shia plumber crack, now Mario Nopez and Joe Skankses. Brain bleach, stat!

I really like Michelle Williams, and love her look here.

My box wine bestie looks awesome! I would SO bowl with Tracy Flick!

skipper said...

Ryan looks good...

M. Brown said...

Pretty sure Mario's second kid is a boy. I hate myself for knowing this.

Count Jerkula said...

Kunis

Lively

Spoon

auntliddy said...

SHE looks good-if yhin-but the hair is awful! C'mon now!

aemish said...

Michelle Williams looks adorable!

Renoblondee said...

Aren't Nicole and Kelly a little too old to be having purple hair.
Ha! Great pic of Reese!

parissucksliterally said...

That is a beautiful picture of Nicole and Joel.

PS said...

I hate the hair cut on the girl with Peter Facinelli. It must remind me of too many awful people I have known, and they have that same missed-marked non-pixie buzz. It's ugly and unflattering. As is Peters denim on demon ensemble. Love the pic of Reese...don't like how Nicole hides half her face with hair ...

canadachick said...

Reese looks smashed

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@TTM the only thing worse than man tanks are man sandals (mandals).

TalksTooMuch said...

Wigs, you KNOW they go hand in hand, right? Like if we got a full body of El Phone Thrower up there there would be mandals

OneEyeCharlie said...

There's a blue balls joke somewhere in that Reese photo, I just don't have the energy to craft it.

Heyyyy Kristin! Define mandals please. I most definitely don't need you cringing at my attire right out of the gates if we are going to hang out at the beach.

JoElla said...

Lets be honest, Reese looks like she would be a lot of fun to drink with!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TTM you're right. But if we panned down on Crowe, what would his seasonal footwear abomination be? Crocs? Aqua socks? My soul cries.

TalksTooMuch said...

You're right, Wigs, some things are better left unknown

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Heeeyyy Charlie! There are various specimens in the Periodic Table of Mandals, and are at varying degrees of ugly I won't get into. But anytime you have a pair of mandals on ask yourself this:

"Am I currently getting out of a gym shower at this exact moment?"

If the answer is "no" take them off and set them on fire.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Right! Ok, I will be the dude sitting by the beach umbrella wearing the Ferragamo loafers.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wigs, just look for the guy with an eye patch and sweaty feet. You're welcome!

ButterKwup said...

I hope Hollywood doesn't completely fuck up Kiernan.

SkittleKitty said...

Crowe used to have the other mandles ('love handles').
But there must be some sort of acceptable mandals, aren't there, @Kristin/Wiglet?
Or are we supposed to put up with the sock-less-shoe-wearing thing some guys do in the summer? (Which means, please never remove your feet from those, because boy do they now stink.)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

SkittleKitty, Unfortunately, international law hasn't caught up with the ever-evolving mandal, so it's hard to pinpoint what street legal mandals look like (SPOILER! Invisible. The only street legal mandal is no mandal at all).

bored soccer mom said...

I would love to get drunk with Reese and talk shit about people. Really.

urban chaos said...

Reese looks relaxed there, no more resting bitch face! We both love jcrew and get 'happy drunk!' Don't care what y'all say, Reese is my girl!

If a guy takes care of his feet and he's at the beach he can do rainbows but otherwise, stick to a retro type kick.

Jim said...

So does this mean Megan is STILL on Mad Men?

sandybrook said...

I'm happy to say Ive never worn flip flops or sandals in my life. And never will.

Aunt lili said...

Down here in the South it's as common to throw on flip flops as it is to wear undies!

canadachick said...

if you wear mandles at least have some toes trimmed ....no one wants to see yellow cracked toenails..shudder

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You all bring up some very great points. Obviously, the topic of mandals is both divisive and deeply personal.

Certainly there are exceptions to the mandal ban, I'm not a monster.

The hygiene and attractiveness of the feet (no flakey corns, toe boogers, and other fungal juices on display); how much surface the mandal covers (over 60% of the foot? Just wear a shoe); event appropriate (beach and aforementioned gym shower are acceptable mandal settings). Last, are you David Beckham or Christiano Rinaldo? No? See rule #1: take the mandals off and burn them to dust.

MadLyb said...

@Ray Nicolet - I love you so much for your comment.

I thought Michelle Williams was Emma Stone for some odd reason.

Rees looks good. And drunk.

Count Jerkula said...

Geez, listen to you broads. A guy has to take his socks off for sex, but he better damn well keep them toes hidden in public.

Renoblondee said...

LOL @Count. So true!

Just Another HR Lady said...

The pic of Reese makes me like her more, some normal-ness is good.

I'm going to see Michelle's show in May, excited! Also stars Alan Cumming.

TLP said...

Facinelli looks absurd
Blake... what happened, girl?
Yes to Mad Men but no to Jessica whatshername who plays Megan/is Matthew Weiner's real life woman which explains a lot. I'd consider her for any blind about an untalented actress.

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