Sunday, March 09, 2014

Stacy Keibler Got Married

Even though she has only been dating her newest millionaire for a few months, Stacy Keibler knew he was the right guy for her. So she got married to him this weekend. She says it is true love. Uh huh. She also says she has known the guy for five years. Uh huh. Was this while she was dating Geoff Stults? In fact, I thought she dated Geoff a few times in the past few months too. Anyway, I'm sure this is true love and will last forever. Stacy would never go out with anyone unless it was true love. Stacy had her statement ready for the media before she even finished marrying.

49 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Mazel tov! Somewhere, the girls on Avenue Z are pouring one out for their fallen homie

sandybrook said...

I lived on Avenue Z :) Did we forget to tell us HIS name Enty?

sandybrook said...

Happy Sunday TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning sandy! I didn't mean to impugn your former residence, honest!

No way he gets a name if Garret Hedlund doesn't get a name

sandybrook said...

well the Russian girls who lived on my Avenue Z were looking to get paid too!! The American dream

Violet said...

Jealous Enty to start a Sunday. Don't we all wish we could snag a (reasonably) attractive millionaire.

Leekalicious said...

...And it's another Happy Happy Day! Morning TTM, sandybrook!

Vera L- said...

Good morning! All the gold diggers are saluting Stacey's mad gold digging skills this fine morning...

Leekalicious said...

I've always liked Stacy Keibler for some reason, even though I haven't watched the wresting. She seems genuine, ambitious but harmless. I hope they are very happy, and that George is jellus.

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning, Leeky and Violet!

sandybrook said...

Morning Leek!

TalksTooMuch said...

And Vera!

Violet said...

Morning all. Spring has sprung in the UK and we are all in too good a mood here to be brought down by the bitter Entys.

sandybrook said...

And Vera and Violet!

sandybrook said...

And the UK doesnt have to deal with daylight savings time which takes away an hour of recuperation for us Norte Americanos

LowKey said...

Morning y'all!

I've always found Stacey rather likeable, too. I hope she is happy.

sugarbread maker said...

West side story songs are running through my head now. "In America"

Candyland said...

Happy for her, but, by golly, she should write a book on Golddigging. It would make a bundle!

whitney_world said...

Damn, he's a cutie.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey LowKey! Did I ever tell you how long it took me to figure out your name? Took saying it oot loud. Little slow... having a good morning?

hollywood dime said...

Good morning kids!
Cynical Enty is here, so it must be Sunday. Hope everyone is eating waffles and bacon and enjoying the weekend. :)

Massive G said...

Stacy can suck the marrow out of your cock. She is the best whore who ever serviced me and the best fuck and suck I ever had. Whoever married her is a lucky man.

sugarbread maker said...

spill g. it's sunday I need good gossip to gear up for crapola Monday.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, DA from yesterday's #8, your post made my morning. I had to read it twice to enjoy the beauty of it!

This is Clooney's former employee, correct? Well, good for her and I could believe she's known the guy for years. Kaley C did the same thing only with more gusto (and selfies).

Happy mimosa morning!

The Real Dragon said...

Seethe Enty!

Get money Stacey

OneEyeCharlie said...

Good morning all. Just finished clobbering some homemade corned beef hash with fresh baked bread. Fresh cup of coffee, and a bit of sunshine. A beautiful morn

Tina Mallette said...

See now if Enty did not publish her wedding announcement that would be a better way to send a message right Enty?

Cassandra Kelly said...

+1

Stepforded said...

Gee, that was quick!

Brenda L said...

Well if Enty's blind was true about her being assaulted on a yacht recently, then I hope she has found true happiness.

Andy said...

Enty gets a bug up his ass about certain women that borders on misogyny. He just plain hates the fuck outta random women, usually the most harmless of the bunch. There are far more detestable famewhores profiled on this site with far less venom.

So Stacy was looking for a sugar daddy. She's in her 30s and her stock will drop despite still being beautiful just due to age. The guy she married is about her age, unlike daddy Clooney.

LowKey said...

Hey TTM! It's a good day. Hanging out and watching trash TV. Seems like the gang's all here, eh?

Renoblondee said...

Morning guys! I'm behind, starting to catch up now.

Alexa Rose said...

Bet she's been dating him for longer than 7 months. I hope they're very happy.

Sherry said...

I like Stacy. I think after DWTS she thought her stock would rise dramatically and then she snagged Clooney. But then, after that nuthin'. Good for her for getting a millionaire close to her age. I hope she's very happy.

clearly4you said...

I like Stacey too. I had a girl crush on her when she did DWTS.

Bubbles said...

Its daylight saving time, not savings. IJS

And is it now impossible for a woman to know other men while in a relationship with someone? I didn't know this.

Andy said...

Alexa Rose, she has. She's been dating him since late last year and they were photographed at the Super Bowl.

IIRC, he has started several successful tech companies in Orange County. Most people think of the Silicon Valley in SF for tech, but the OC has a nice little tech sector, too, all around the Irvine area.

Marina Francisco said...

His name is Jared Pobre (which ironically means "poor" in Spanish).

Seriously, this is a good business move for him - imagine the publicity his company will get from this.

http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/breaking-news/jared-pobre-stacy-keibler-pobres-new-husband/

NaughtyNurse said...

My money is on her being pregnant already.

cowbulls said...

I figure this is win-win for both of them. Jared marries above his league in physical beauty because of his bank account. Stacy uses her elite body and personality to land a millionaire. I’m not saying it will last but for now “Best Wishes” to both of them.

anon said...

Well good for her! Mazel tov to those crazy kids.

Agree with the posters up thread - not sure why the Enties hate on her so much

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+2

trudi said...

I bet Stacy's marriage lasts longer than George's one and only marriage.

Marina Francisco said...

Watching "World News NOW" - ABC's overnight show, they announce that Stacy Keibler got married less than a year after she and George Clooney broke up, after being together for two years, then they add quite casually "...but they hadn't had sex in several months by the time they broke up" and I'm thinking is this Crazy Days and Nights ... or ABC News? I mean, sheesh.

Massive G said...

Bitch sucks chrome off a bumper.

Eros said...

Lol Ents .. cant say I disagree with anything you said.

D Brown said...

Taking him for a WWF cage match for the honeymoon?

Rose said...

Enty, remember years ago when Stacy was dating Geoff Stultz the first time around and they were both C/D list stars? Remember how you told us that GS was also seeing Jennifer Aniston on the sly and JA insisted on keeping it quiet but oyou implied he really love JA and was stringing along SK?

Remember? I do so stop trying to shame her for something you reported the other person in this equation did to her just because she has a vagina.