Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Lindsay Lohan

In honor of me getting to see Lindsay Lohan screw up for hours on end while filming a television show I thought we would play the game of who has she had sex with that you don't know about. All of them are surprising.

#1- Academy Award winner/multiple nominee. Married. Has been in a relationship both times he had sex with her. Once he was even married.

#2 - Talk show host. She had a threesome with him and his girlfriend at the time who was a B lister then and didn't have the bad plastic surgery yet.

#3 - At the time he was an A list mostly television actor and she had a threesome with the A lister and the A lister's co-star who was her boyfriend at the time.

#4- Was visiting the set of the actress in #2 and ended up having sex with (a) the ex-boyfriend of the B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ name recognition and on a separate day the "star" of the movie who is actually on a pretty decent almost television show.

61 comments:

Danielle Williams said...

#2 Tara Reid & Carson Daly

sandybrook said...

The very last description might be Jason Biggs.

Violet said...

I couldn't even be bothered to guess #1 to 3 before #4 made my head spin almost like I'd taken as many drugs as LL herself.

FSP said...

#1 Ben Affleck

Harry Knuckles said...

The girl is DTF, but what about all the creepy crawlies in that cooch of hers? I wouldn't fuck her with Sandy's dick.Yes I would.

Uhhhh... said...

1. Affleck
2. Carson Daly
3. Wilmer & Asston
4. I don't feel like thinking this hard anymore

Uhhhh... said...

Yeah Carson & Tara Reid for #2

AKM said...

"#2 Tara Reid & Carson Daly"

I don't think that's possible, given a timeline. They broke up in 2001.

AKM said...

Oh, never mind. LiLo was 15 in 2001.

And...EWW. :-(

Bee Haven said...

Very confusing! Looking forward to reading the guesses. What television show did she mess up?

Sugar said...

Yes! I believe we cracked the case!
#1 Ben Affleck
#2 Carson and Scary Reid
#3 Wilmer and Ashton
#4 Jason Biggs!

VIPblonde said...

@Uhhh....
3) I'd go Topher over Asston because it implies he's no longer A list TV
4) Chris Klein (Katie Holmes as the ex), Jason Biggs

FrenchGirl said...

@Uhhh
nice guess

madeinbrzil said...

@ add Chris Kline to # 4 for the exboyfriend of the B+ (katie Holmes)

Seven of Eleven said...

Leave Ben alone!

sandybrook said...

The other actor in #4 is Chris Klein. B/f of Katie Holmes and Jason Biggs the star of American Pie franchise.

sandybrook said...

Well VIP types faster than I do.

Renoblondee said...

Good detective work guys!

ethorne said...

None of this is surprising, I ust assume she's had sex with errybody

Fashionably Mode said...

Lay off Lindsay Enty!!

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne I'm just waiting for them to do the Ass to Ass version of this blind!

sandybrook said...

You know what assuming does? Makes an ass out of u and me (coincidentally 2 ppl she hasn't fucked)

Cecilia00 said...

Yeah Lohan would have been like 15 when Daly & Reid split. I have no illusions about her starting early, but that's a little too early to be so advanced IMO

Anna Belle said...

I sooooo want LiLo to write a tell all.....

CharRicho said...

I would also go with Topher since that would be surprising and Lohan having sex with Asston would be the least surprising thing of all time.

Bee Haven said...

That would make an 'interesting' read Anna Belle! I think she's a little young though. Hopefully she can sort her life out & give us all a happy ending.

Uhhhh... said...
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Uhhhh... said...

6 Degrees of Lindsay Lohan's Vagina

sandybrook said...

Shes probably incapable of giving or getting happy endings at this stage of her life.

ethorne said...

@VIP-They haven't? Enty fail!

Katie said...

Lachey and minillo

ethorne said...

@Sandybrook-Thank you for that, I've never heard it! Though reading it through, you could have been more clever if you had said, "You know what happens when you assume?" No E in assuming.

sandybrook said...

I had a boss who told me that a loooonnng time ago ethorne.

Count Jerkula said...

#2) Howard Stern and Beff Oats.

WareCat said...

#1. Ralph.
#2. Ralph & Hurl.
#3. Hurl & Ralph.
#4. Barf(tholomew).

melissa said...

@Uhhhh

thanks for the link,interesting reading

There went my Colin Ferrell crush

WTF were some of those guys thinking!?

rajahcat said...

I am just to slow to decipher this......

Uhhhh... said...

@melissa - remember when Brandon Davis was relevant? How many STDs does that guy have?

Derek Harvey said...

she is a VERY sexual girl!

Liv said...

#1 Affleck
#2 Carson & Tara
#3 Topher Grace & Wilmer
#4 Jason Biggs (almost tv show being "Orange is the New Black"

melissa said...

@Uhhhh

Firecrotch!

Guess he had "inside" info

AsileM said...

She is so nasty now. Gross. Everyone on that list better get their ass to the free clinic and pray to god that they don't have anything. Side note, didn't Hohan have a 3 some with Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese too?

Uhhhh... said...

So nobody thinks that she had sex with Danny Masterson then?

NativeMadridian said...

Could #2 be Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox?

ethorne said...

@Sandybrook-Your boss was a true original.

ethorne said...

@Uhhhh-Yes, he was included with errybody.

Sherry said...

Wouldn't the list be shorter if we talked about who she DIDN'T bone?

crila16 said...

I saw a reveal one time that said she slept with an entire band after their concert. I don't remember which band, but I remember thinking what a whore linsdey is.

Uhhhh... said...

The Wanted?

cc423 said...

These are at least... what... 18? people I did not need to think about having sex with this person.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

It would probably be easier to just list who she hasn't boned.

hothotheat said...

Wasn't she with Jared Leto back when they did Chapter 27? Trying to make #3 fit for Jared.

tipsytess13 said...

I also heard from a little birdie that she banged Warren Beatty in a conference room. She's one classy broad. And he's one skeezer. Gross. The whole lot of them!

Dexamyl said...

The most interesting rumour I've read about LiLo is an alleged affair with Jodie Foster.

Speaking of gay, both Topher Grace and Carson Daly are widely considered closet cases.

Ramone Love said...

Lohan's vag should be classified as a biological hazard by the EPA

sugarbread maker said...

#2 damien, fahey, was an Mtv. Host. Don't knowv girlfriend.
Or Howard and beff.

sugarbread maker said...

Don't forget Vanessa manillo. + Derek Jeter 3 some.
Leto. A rod. All Arabs. Harvey weinstein
Mario Lopez. +karina.

gr8p said...
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gr8p said...

1. Affleck
2. Carson and Tara
3. Wilmer and Ashton (everyone sing along: it's not gay if it's in a three waaayyyy)
4. Chris Klein and Jason Biggs

Secondbecky said...

You think she wasn't having sex at 15? And kinky sex? It's def Carson Nd Tara

K8T said...

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help thinking #2 was Phil and Marlo.