Thursday, April 24, 2014

Blind Item #7

This married one named singer who used to be A list back in the day has been doing press for her new endeavor but it hasn't been going well. Apparently the past few stops she has made to television and radio stations she has been treating everyone but who interviews her like crap. At one station she made a staffer cry because our singer had asked for a certain kind of water and it wasn't available without going to a store.

88 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Madonna

sandybrook said...

Not married.

Violet said...

Fergie?

greasybitches1 said...

keisha cole i saw she just been on charlamgne 105 radio

T. E. Cuz said...

umm??? cher isnt married, neither is madonna... who else is a one-named singer? drawing a blank.

Amanda Groff said...

Madonna isn't married.

Steven O said...

Tiffany

Seven of Eleven said...

Geez, these staffers are pretty sensitive. Crying over a water run? Did the other staffer at the hotel cry over the extra key berating?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Adele is the only one I can think of who fits

sandybrook said...

Bjork?

MontanaMarriott said...

One named and married
Tamia is only one I can think of right now

N. Twinkie said...

Madonna must have wanted her Kabbalah water.

MontanaMarriott said...

Monica

sandybrook said...

I dont think Bjork is married so probs not her.

Cake said...

Pink

Dallas Alice said...

Jewel?

FearN said...

Fergie sounds the best so far.

Sugar said...

One of these ladies?
Ashanti
Madonna
P!nk
Adele
Fergie
Cher
Ciara
Shakira
Rihanna
Ke$ha
Beyonce
Duffy

Tara said...

Tiffany has opened some boutiques but none this year that I know of.

Dallas Alice said...

Isn't Fergie out shilling shoes? She seems like the best guess.

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sandybrook said...

Jewel sounds good she has a new album and tour.

Amanda Groff said...

Brandy?

trainrides said...

Alanis

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SaintsFan said...

Everyone who guessed Pink, take it back!! Right now! :(

Tru Leigh said...

Jewel.

Kno Won Uno said...

Waaaaa....so go to the bloody store. What's the huge deal lately with the whining about doing a job? Seriously, grow the hell up. Everybody takes sh!t for a living. It's called adulthood.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Well, if Andy Cohen kept Asa's Diamond Water stocked like he's contractually supposed to, there wouldn't be a need for yelling.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Holy shiiiiit I forgot about Jewel!!' She is a fucking NIGHTMARE. Impressive work @dallas Alice!!!

Dallas Alice said...

Wowow--THANKS Lady H.

JP said...

Jewel

Flora Goforth said...

Shakira?

Renoblondee said...

Jewel's awful? Huh.

Dallas Alice said...

I feel like I need to call a friend and tell them I potentially solved a blind, but they likely wouldn't have any idea what the hell I'm talking about. (I know, lame friends) :-)

Dallas Alice said...

She comes across as truly humble and sweet, so if she's really awful, color me surprised...

BitchieMitchie said...

Not Pink-she is way too cool-she's the type who would beat the shit out of someone for doing that to a little nobody.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I know no fewer than four people in San Diego who have worked with her and hate her to high hell. Jewel at least used to be, a fucking monster.

Tigercat said...

Jewel was thrown from a horse and her promo tour has been cancelled for at least 2 weeks.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/76000/jewel-thrown-from-horse-euro-tour-in-doubt

Investigation continues.

headrot said...

i thought of shakira shakira.

i cant picture it being her or jewel, but if someone told me it was them, i'd buy it. same with pink. seems too diva for her, but everyone has their days.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Maybe the "isn't going well" refers to this accident. I could see how getting thrown from a horse could throw the proverbial wrench into Jewel's plans

Sherry said...

The only people who cry when a celeb berates them is someone who is way too impressed with celebrity. I once told a first class passenger (former flight attendant) who berated me that it's never a good idea to piss off the person who will be serving you food and drinks later. I actually got a round of applause. Hmm..seems like he chose not to eat or drink anything.

headrot said...

@seven you bring up a valid point. these staffers seem overly sensitive even though they know what happens on the job. if they didnt want to deal with that they should have chosen a less interaction with others heavy business, like road work.

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headrot said...

not saying that these people deserve poor treatment due to their vocations....but it also shouldnt come as a surprise.

if i am a waitress, i can assume at some point i am going to have a nightmare customer, it comes with the territory. do i deserve that? no, but do i still have to deal with it because of my job and should i expect that eventually i'll have to deal with it? yes.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Jewel is terrible. Had to work with her at a charity-type function and she was (in the words of Heisenberg) a monster.

sugarbread maker said...

mariah

Tigercat said...

She HAS made a few TV appearances, at least, so Jewel is a contender (and likely solve).

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks wiglet. Two of the people I know wrote AND toured with her for years. The other two knew her from running shows in SD. Not a rumor, Jewel is verifiably a fucking asshole. Kids used to go off-roading on her estate in Rancho Santa Fe just to fuck with her back in the day. I used to like her, she's made that impossible for me though.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Nice job, Dallas!

Dallas Alice said...

Thanks!! Off to pick up the youngling. Have a good one!

Lady Heisenberg said...

^5 you earned those bragging rights girl! Wiglet and I should've known this one! Well done

Seven of Eleven said...

@Dallas Alice

Brenda L said...

ummmm...maybe the staffer was unable to leave her position to go off on a water run? You're doing the best you can but you have this spoiled ass bitch yelling at you for something she should have brought her own damn self if that was what she wanted?
Sorry...Team Staffer over here.

canadachick said...

Mariah

Ari said...

wish it weren't true but the Jewel guess best fits

Brea Lowe said...

+1

Sugar said...

JEWEL! GAH! The one one-named singer that didn't make it on my list.

Dallas Alice said...

Awwww, I heart y'all ;-)

a said...

If a staffer is going to cry over a water bottle, I should have had a nervous breakdown the time I had to drive to the next town with a urine sample because the laboratory at my hospital went kaput on morning. And I was administration at the time, not a lab tech.

Leekalicious said...

@Dallas Alice Congrats Honey!

msgirl said...

What a bummer to hear Jewel is a monster.

JenSacks said...

Madge, all the way.

Unknown said...

Jewel...self important. If you ever saw her interview with Kurt Loader when she wrote a poetry book and he pointed out he incorrect use of grammar in her book she freaked out on him.

Topper Madison said...

Whew. My Charo seems to be safe!

Jessica said...

Oh, please don't be Jewel! She is doing some press right now for TruVia and her new Rethink Housing project, but she's a sweetheart. It can't be her.

Jessica said...

EDIT: or maybe it's PureVia...I don't remember exactly - some fake sugar thing.

Jessica said...

Also, Jewel doesn't have a new album out, but she is recording one due out first quarter next year. The article about being thrown off her horse posted above is over a decade old - she no longer tours Europe.

crila16 said...

I've met Jewel. She's really sweet. I'm thinking it's Fergie...plus she's in the daily photos.

auntliddy said...

I wouldnt complain about the water. Might jes' git spit into.

Moxie Girl said...

Maybe Gwen (Stefani)? Is she promoing The Voice yet?

TalksTooMuch said...

Dallas, I know whatcha mean. I tried explaining to Mr. TalksTooLittle yesterday that I got one...not even a high five. Not one!

I feel like I've been talking atcha all day, it's the GnR stuff, honest!

B said...

Beyonce

TalksTooMuch said...

I totally thought Mariah too, sugarbread

WritergirlinLa said...

Yes. She's extremely nice in person.

MadLyb said...

Maybe all you judgy judges should apply to be part of Maury's loud, fat and ugly judgmental audience, 'cause you bitches fit the bill.

LowKey said...

@Madlyb, thanks but no thanks, I'd rather see Springer.

Alita said...

Bjork would never!

With her is either a full pap-style beat down, or cunningly crafting a fish made of jealousy to metaphorically slap you with.

Alita said...

Right the with you, @Reno :(

Alita said...

Lol @MadLyb!

Cunning use of irony.

Brent Vassar said...

Someone married Adele?

C'estMoi said...

Kelis!

yesandno said...


Kelis, she is a cunt and now makes sauces...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ashanti sprang to mind. Saw her on 2 things lately. I don't know anything else about her, I didn't pay attention.

C'estMoi said...

Is Kelis married?

Sprink said...

Maybe Jewel learned how to be a meanie during her time with Sean Penn.

di butler said...

Jewel, but MiMi and Alanis aren't easy, either.